Mark Twain Quotes, Long Quotes, Hamlet And Ophelia Quotes

To be, or not to be; that is the bare bodkin That makes calamity of so long life.

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Let us not be too particular; it is better to have old secondhand diamonds than none at all.

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Women cannot receive even the most palpably judicious suggestion without arguing it; that is, married women.

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A marriage. . .will give a new gladness to the sunshine, a new fragrance to the flowers, a new beauty to the earth, and a new mystery to life.

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Thanksgiving day. Let us all give humble, hearty, and sincere thanks now, but the turkeys.

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Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.

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Wit and Humor - if any difference, it is in duration - lightning and electric light. Same material, apparently; but one is vivid, and can do damage - the other fools along and enjoys elaboration.

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The trouble is not in dying for a friend, but in finding a friend worth dying for.

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It's easy to make friends, but hard to get rid of them.

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It is better to give than receive- especially advice.

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But we are all insane, anyway. Note the mountain-climbers.

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We love old travelers: we love to hear them prate, drivel and lie; we love them for their asinine vanity, their ability to bore, their luxuriant fertility of imagination, their startling, brilliant, overwhelming mendacity.

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You can't break a bad habit by throwing it out the window. You've got to walk it slowly down the stairs.

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If I'd seen a playwright ever write an' play at the same time, I'd have given 'em more of a chance at cards. Can I get an 'amen?'

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Everything has its limit - iron ore cannot be educated into gold.

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Stars are good too. I wish I could get some to put in my hair. But I suppose I never can. You would be surprised to find how far off they are, for they do not look it. When they first showed last night I tried to knock some down with a pole, but it didn't reach, which astonished me. Then I tried clods till I was all tired out, but I never got one. I did make some close shots, for I saw the black blot of the clod sail right into thee midst of the golden clusters forty or fifty times, just barely missing them, and if I could've held out a little longer, maybe I could've got one.

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To refuse awards is another way of accepting them with more noise than is normal.

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Irrevence is another person's disrespect to your god; there isn't any word that tells what your disrespect to his god is.

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I am pushing sixty. That is enough exercise for me.

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We often feel sad in the presence of music without words; and often more than that in the presence of music without music.

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