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  • When I take up one of Jane Austen's books ... I feel like a barkeep entering the kingdom of heaven. I know what his sensation would be and his private comments. He would not find the place to his taste, and he would probably say so.
  • 6 years ago



    Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Book Quotes , Heaven Quotes
  • In religion, India is the only millionaire... the One land that all men desire to see, and having seen once, by even a glimpse, would not give that glimpse for all the shows of all the rest of the globe combined.
  • 6 years ago



    Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Past Quotes , Men Quotes
  • I felt it was my duty to praise all of God's works with fervent enthusiasm. At the same time I killed flies in my house in a spirit of hatred, exasperation and contempt. My praise to God for all his works was dishonest, the act of killing the fly was honest.
  • 6 years ago



    Tags : Mark Twain Quotes , Hatred Quotes , House Quotes