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We all do no end of feeling, and we mistake it for thinking.

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Yes, always avoid violence. In this age of charity and kindliness, the time has gone by for such things. Leave dynamite to the low and unrefined.

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Why was the human race created? Or at least why wasn't something creditable created in place of it? God had His opportunity. He could have made a reputation. But no, He must commit this grotesque folly - a lark which must have cost Him a regret or two when He came to think it over and observe effects.

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I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.

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In truth I care little about any party's politicsthe man behind it is the important thing.

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Life is short. Forgive quickly, kiss slowly and love truly.

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There are women who have an indefinable charm in their faces which makes them beautiful to their intimates, but a cold stranger who tried to reason the matter out and find this beauty would fail.

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The radical of one century is the conservative of the next.

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We are chameleons, and our partialities and prejudices change place with an easy and blesses facility, and we are soon wonted to the change and happy in it.

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You have heretofore found out, by my teachings, that man is a fool; you are now aware that woman is a damned fool.

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Don't you know that the very thing a man dreads is the thing that always happens?

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Look at the mother of Washington! She raised a boy that could not tell a lie--could not tell a lie! But he never had any chance. It might have been different if he had belonged to the Washington Newspaper Correspondents' Club

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As one boy said, 'I was thinking all these horrible thoughts about my parents when suddenly it hit me-if they're all that bad, how come I'm so wonderful'

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A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain.

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Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen.

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Well, no doubt it's a blessed thing to have an imagination that can always make you satisfied, no matter how you are fixed.

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You can't reason someone out of something that they weren't reasoned into in the first place.

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I played Chess with him and would have beaten him sometimes only he always took back his last move, and ran the game out differently

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It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.

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Whose property is my body? Probably mine. I so regard it. If I experiment with it, who must be answerable? I, not the State. If I choose injudiciously, does the state die? Oh, no.

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