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A great, great deal has been said about the weather, but very little has ever been done.

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I told you this would happen. But, no, you had to go for the buffet, didn't you?

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You can't reason someone out of something that they weren't reasoned into in the first place.

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isn't so astonishing, the number of things that I can remember, as the number of things I can remember that aren't so.

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How stunning are the changes which age makes in a man while he sleeps!

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The air up there in the clouds is very pure and fine, bracing and delicious. And why shouldn't it be?--it is the same the angels breathe.

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I would rather go to bed with Lillian Russell stark naked than Ulysses S Grant in full military regalia.

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The calamity that comes is never the one we had prepared ourselves for.

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What a man sees in the human race is merely himself in the deep and honest privacy of his own heart. Byron despised the race because he despised himself. I feel as Byron did, and for the same reason.

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Annihilation has no terrors for me, because I have already tried it before I was born --a hundred million years --and I have suffered more in an hour, in this life, than I remember to have suffered in the whole hundred million years put together.

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There are several good protections against temptation, but the surest is cowardice.

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We must put up with clothes as they are they have their reason for existing. They are on us to expose us to advertise what we wear them to conceal.

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There are too many stars in some places and not enough in others.

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The humorous story is told gravely; the teller does his best to conceal the fact that he even dimly suspects that there is anything funny about it.

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But it warn't no time to be sentimentering.

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Geological time is not money.

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To get the right word in the right place is a rare achievement. To condense the diffused light of a page of thought into the luminous flash of a single sentence, is worthy to rank as a prize composition just by itself...Anybody can have ideas--the difficulty is to express them without squandering a quire of paper on an idea that ought to be reduced to one glittering paragraph.

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What ought to be done to the man who invented the celebrating of anniversaries? Mere killing would be too light.

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Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.

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Concerning the difference between man and the jackass: some observers hold that there isn't any. But this wrongs the jackass.

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