Mark Twain Quotes, Sick Quotes, Firsts Quotes

Seasickness: at first you are so sick you are afraid you will die, and then you are so sick you are afraid you won't die.

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Success is a journey, not a destination. It requires constant effort, vigilance and reevaluation.

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Pilgrim's Progress , about a man that left his family, it didn't say why. I read considerable in it now and then. The statements was interesting, but tough.

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There was never yet an uninteresting life. Such a thing is an impossibility. Inside of the dullest exterior there is a drama, a comedy, and a tragedy.

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The humorous story is told gravely; the teller does his best to conceal the fact that he even dimly suspects that there is anything funny about it.

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The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten

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I try never to let my schooling get in the way of my education.

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Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life.

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I have not professionally dealt in truth. Many when they come to die have spent all the truth that was in them, and enter the next world as paupers. I have saved up enough to make an astonishment there.

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In our day we don't allow a hundred and thirty years to elapse between glimpses of a marvel. If somebody should discover a creek in the county next to the one that the North Pole is in, Europe and America would start fifteen costly expeditions thither; one to explore the creek, and the other fourteen to hunt for each other.

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Homely truth is unpalatable.

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Like most people, I often feel mean, and act accordingly.

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It takes me a long time to lose my temper, but once lost I could not find it with a dog.

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The older we grow the greater becomes our wonder at how much ignorance one can contain without bursting one's clothes.

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Every generalization is dangerous, especially this one.

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There's plenty of boys that will come hankering and gruvvelling around when you've got an apple, and beg the core off you; but when they're got one, and you beg for the core, and remind them how you give them a core one time, they take a mouth at you, and say thank you 'most to death, but there ain't a-going to be no core.

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...mastery of the art and spirit of the Germanic language enables a man to travel all day in one sentence without changing cars.

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...heaven for climate, and hell for society.

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A joke, even if it be a lame one, is nowhere so keenly relished or quickly applauded as in a murder trial.

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If your only tool is a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail.

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