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...ignorant as the unborne babe! ignorant as unborn twins!

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We don't care to eat toadstools that think they are truffles.

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A man's first duty is to his own conscience and honor; the party and country come second to that, and never first.

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Oh Death where is thy sting! It has none. But life has.

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My axiom is, to succeed in business: avoid my example.

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Chastity - you can carry it too far.

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All war must be just the killing of strangers against whom you feel no personal animosity; strangers whom, in other circumstances, you would help if you found them in trouble, and who would help you if you needed it.

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The highest pleasure to be got out of freedom, and having nothing to do, is labor.

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I like Joan of Arc best of all my books; and it is the best; I know it perfectly well.

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the more I know about people, the better I like my dogs.

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Being rich ain't what it's cracked up to be. It's just worry and worry, and sweat and sweat, and a-wishing you was dead all the time.

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College is a place where a professor's lecture notes go straight to the students' lecture notes, without passing through the brains of either.

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Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

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Never knew before what eternity was made for. It is to give some of us a chance to learn German.

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By "trampling upon the helpless abroad" with unchecked surveillance, Americans have learned, "by a natural process, to endure with apathy the like at home."

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It makes one hope and believe that a day will come when, in the eye of the law, literary property will be as sacred as whiskey, or any other of the necessaries of life. It grieves me to think how far more profound and reverent a respect the law would have for literature if a body could only get drunk on it.

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Additional problems are the offspring of poor solutions.

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I cannot keep from talking, even at the risk of being instructive.

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There is no family in America without a clock, and consequently there is no fair pretext for the usual Sunday medley of dreadful sounds that issues from our steeples.

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To eat is human, to digest, divine

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