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- In India, 'cold weather' is merely a conventional phrase and has come into use through the necessity of having some way to distinguish between weather which will melt a brass door-knob and weather which will only make it mushy.
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- Your friends may love you in private but your enemies will hate you in public.
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- The gentle reader will never, never know what a consummate ass he can become until he goes abroad.
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- One of life's most over-valued pleasures is sexual intercourse; of one of life's least appreciated pleasures in defecation.
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- Every man has a secret ambition: To outsmart horses, fish and women.
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- Martyrdom covers a multitude of sins.
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- A healthy and wholesome cheerfulness is not necessarily impossible to any occupation.
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- I have traveled more than anyone else, and I have noticed that even the angels speak English with an accent.
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- But in this country we have one great privilege which they don't have in other countries. When a thing gets to be absolutely unbearable the people can rise up and throw it off. That's the finest asset we've got - the ballot box.
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- We despise no source that can pay us a pleasing attention.
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- I have criticized absent people so often, and then discovered, to my humiliation, that I was talking with their relatives, that I have grown superstitious about that sort of thing and dropped it.
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- The trouble with the world is not that people know too little; it's that they know so many things that just aren't so.
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- It is no harm to be an ass, if one is content to bray and not kick.
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- It ain't what you don't know that gets you into trouble. It's what you know for sure that just ain't so.
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- What's the use you learning to do right , when it's troublesome to do right and it ain't no trouble to do wrong, and the wages is just the same?
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- The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.
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- I always take Scotch whiskey at night as a preventive of toothache. I have never had the toothache; and what is more, I never intend to have it.
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- No, I have no desire for riches. Honest poverty and a conscience, torpid through virtuous inaction, are more to me than corner lots and praise.
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- More than one cigar at a time is excessive smoking.
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- There's always a hole in theories somewhere if you look close enough.
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