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A conspiracy is nothing but a secret agreement of a number of men for the pursuance of policies which they dare not admit in public

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There is no such thing as an ordinary life.

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You need not expect to get your book right the first time. Go to work and revamp or rewrite it. God only exhibits his thunder and lightning at intervals, and so they always command attention. These are God's adjectives. You thunder and lightning too much; the reader ceases to get under the bed, by and by.

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I don't speak German well but several experts have assured me that I write it like an angel. Maybe so, maybe so- I don't know. I've not yet made any acquaintances among the angels. That comes later, whenever it please the Deity. I'm not in any hurry.

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To get the full value of joy You must have someone to divide it with. After all these years I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.

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The trouble with the world is not that people know too little; it's that they know so many things that just aren't so.

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Many people have the reasoning facility, but no one uses it in religious matters.

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The higher animals get their teeth without pain or inconvenience. Man gets his through months and months of cruel torture; he will never get a set which can really be depended on 'till a dentist makes him one.

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I cannot help but notice that there is no problem between us that cannot be solved by your departure.

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And so I am become a knight of the Kingdom of Dreams and Shadows

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Benaras is older than history, older than tradition, older even than legend, and looks twice as old as all of them put together!

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Never learn to do anything: if you don't learn, you'll always find someone else to do it for you.

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If all men were rich, all men would be poor.

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There is no such thing as material covetousness. All covetousness is spiritual. ...Any so-called material thing that you want is merely a symbol: you want it not for itself, but because it will content your spirit for the moment.

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I would like to live in Manchester, England. The transition between Manchester and death would be unnoticeable.

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Nothing that grieves us can be called little: by the eternal laws of proportion a child's loss of a doll and a king's loss of a crown are events of the same size.

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My father was a Saint Bernard, my mother was a Collie, but I am a Presbyterian.

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Out of the public schools comes the greatness of the nation.

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There are some natures which never grow large enough to speak out and say a bad act is a bad act, until they have inquired into the politics or the nationality of the man who did it.

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All war must be just the killing of strangers against whom you feel no personal animosity; strangers whom, in other circumstances, you would help if you found them in trouble, and who would help you if you needed it.

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