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There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one - keep from telling their happiness to the unhappy.

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None of us can have as many virtues as the fountain-pen, or half its cussedness; but we can try.

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Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.

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Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel.

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There is nothing to be learned from the second kick of a mule.

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America cannot have an empire abroad and a Republic at home.

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Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.

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By trying we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean.

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I don't believe there is anything in the whole earth that you can't learn in Berlin except the German language.

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The truth is a precious commodity. That's why I use it so sparingly.

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I have seen slower people than I am and more deliberate... and even quieter, and more listless, and lazier people than I am. But they were dead.

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Well, no doubt it's a blessed thing to have an imagination that can always make you satisfied, no matter how you are fixed.

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in order to make a man or boy covet a thing, it is only necessary to make the thing difficult to attain.

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It is my belief that nearly any invented quotation, played with confidence, stands a good chance to deceive.

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I have learned that there lies dormant in the souls of all men a penchant for some particular musical instrument an an unsuspected yearning to play on it, which are bound to wake up an demand attention someday. Therefore you who rail at such that disturb your slumbers with unsuccessful and demoralizing attempts to subjugate a guitar, beware! For sooner or later your own time will come.

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I do not wish any reward but to know I have done the right thing.

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Duties are not performed for duty's sake, but because their neglect would make the man uncomfortable. A man performs but one duty - the duty of contenting his spirit, the duty of making himself agreeable to himself.

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The real yellow peril: Gold.

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Optimist: day dreamer more elegantly spelled.

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Wherefore, I beseech you let the dog and the onions and these people of the strange and godless names work out their several salvations from their piteous and wonderful difficulties without help of mine, for indeed their trouble is sufficient as it is, whereas an I tried to help I should but damage their cause the more and yet mayhap not live myself to see the desolation wrought.

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