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He was sunshine most always-I mean he made it seem like good weather.

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Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it.

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His money is twice tainted: taint yours and taint mine.

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What do you think of the human mind? I mean, in case you think there is a human mind.

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I do not know what we should do without the pulpit. We could better spare the sun-the moon, anyway.

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When politics enter into municipal government, nothing resulting therefrom in the way of crimes and infamies is then incredible. It actually enables one to accept and believe the impossible.

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In Austria an editor who can write well is valuable, but he is not likely to remain so unless he can handle a sabre with charm.

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The physician who knows only medicine, knows not even medicine.

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God was left out of the Constitution, but was furnished a front seat in this nations currency. ("In God we Trust") is a lie, this nations trust has always been with the dollar.

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You may honestly feel grateful that homeopathy survived the attempts of the allopaths (orthodoxy) to destroy it.

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Ours is the "land of the free"-nobody denies that-nobody challenges it. (Maybe it is because we won't let other people testify.)

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Nature knows no indecencies; man invents them.

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It is often the case that a man who can't tell a lie thinks he is the best judge of one.

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My heart goes out to anyone who is making his first appearance before an audience of human beings.

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Shut the door not that it lets in the cold but that it lets out the coziness.

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Humorists of the 'mere' sort cannot survive. Humor is only a fragrance, a decoration.

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We had a sunset of a very fine sort. The vast plain of the sea was marked off in bands of sharply-contrasted colors: great stretches of dark blue, others of purple, others of polished bronze; the billowy mountains showed all sorts of dainty browns and greens, blues and purples and blacks, and the rounded velvety backs of certain of them made one want to stroke them, as one would the sleek back of a cat.

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By his father he is English, by his mother he is Americanto my mind the blend which makes the perfect man.

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It consists mainly of the storm of thoughts that is forever blowing through one's head.

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All people have had ill luck, but Jairus's daughter and Lazarus had the worst.

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