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The proverb says that Providence protects children and idiots. This is really true. I know because I have tested it.

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It is a pity we can't escape from life when we are young.

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A conspiracy is nothing but a secret agreement of a number of men for the pursuance of policies which they dare not admit in public

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Sane and intelligent human beings are like all other human beings, and carefully and cautiously and diligently conceal their private real opinions from the world and give out fictitious ones in their stead for general consumption.

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In literature imitations do not imitate.

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Life does not consist mainly, or even largely, of facts and happenings. It consists mainly ofthe storm of thought that is forever flowing through one's head.

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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

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The partitions of the houses were so thin we could hear the women occupants of adjoining rooms changing their minds.

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Truth is more of a stranger than fiction. When in doubt, tell the truth. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are economical in its use.

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She remained both girl and woman to the last day of her life. Under a grave and gentle exterior burned inextinguishable fires of sympathy, energy, devotion, enthusiasm, and absolutely limitless affection.

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Humorists of the 'mere' sort cannot survive. Humor is only a fragrance, a decoration.

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Eight grown Americans out of ten dread the coming of the Fourth, with its pandemonium and its perils, and they rejoice when it is gone-if still alive.

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A wanton waste of projectiles.

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...there isn't often anything in Wagner opera that one would call by such a violent name as acting.

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Some people get an education without going to college. The rest get it after they get out.

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A policeman in plain clothes is a man; in his uniform he is ten. Clothes and title are the most potent thing, the most formidable influence, in the earth. They move the human race to willing and spontaneous respect for the judge, the general, the admiral, the bishop, the ambassador, the frivolous earl, the idiot duke, the sultan, the king, the emperor. No great title is efficient without clothes to support it.

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I saw a startling sight today, a politician with his hands in his own pockets.

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I was armed to the teeth with a pitiful little Smith & Wesson's seven-shooter, which carried a ball like a homopathic pill, and it took the whole seven to make a dose for an adult. But I thought it was grand. It appeared to me to be a dangerous weapon. It had only one fault - you could not hit anything with it.

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