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Love is madness, if thwarted it develops fast.

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I am a great and sublime fool. But then I am God's fool, and all His works must be contemplated with respect.

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Beautiful credit! The foundation of modern society.

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The soul and substance of what customarily ranks as patriotism is moral cowardice -- and always has been.

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If we learned to walk and talk the way we learn to read and write, everyone would limp and stutter.

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I wonder how much it would take to buy a soap bubble, if there were only one in the world.

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We get our morals from books. I didn't get mine from books, but I know that morals do come from books- theoretically at least.

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Do something everyday that you don't want to do; this is the golden rule for acquiring the habit of doing your duty without pain.

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Truth is neither alive nor dead; it just aggravates itself all the time.

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It shames the average man to be valued below his own estimate of his worth.

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...Man is a marvelous curiosity. When he is at his very very best he is a sort of low grade nickel-plated angel; at his worst he is unspeakable, unimaginable; and first and last and all the time he is a sarcasm. Yet he blandly and in all sincerity calls himself the 'noblest work of God.'

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Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it.

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Figures often beguile me, particularly when I have the arranging of them myself; in which case the remark attributed to Disraeli would often apply with justice and force: "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics."

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Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I've done it thousands of times.

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Our opinions do not really blossom into fruition until we have expressed them to someone else.

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The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.

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Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.

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Wagner has some great moments, but a lot of miserable half hours.

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Experience is an author's most valuable asset; experience is the thing that puts the muscle and the breath and the warm blood into the book he writes.

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I am technically "boss" of the family which I am carrying along-but I am grateful to know that it is only technically - that the real authority rests on the other side of the house. It is placed there by a beneficent Providence, who foresaw before I was born, or, if he did not, he has found it out since - that I am not in any way qualified to travel alone.

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