EK TELUGU WALA THA
UDHER ME BHI BETHA THA
TELUGU WALE NE TELUGU ME KHA BHAI THODA PANI LENA MENA KHA IDHER KYO
BAHAR JAKE LENA FIR SE TELUGU ME BOLA FIR MAINE USSE TELUGU ME KHA KYA CHAHIYE MUJHE TELUGU NHI AATI
Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…
Baba Ji Ka Mela Laga Hai
Haridwar Mein..
Prashad Mein
Recharge Coupon Diye
Jayenge.. Kisi Aur Ko Mat
Batana.. Ye SMS Sirf Chuninda
Bhikhariyon Ko Bheje Ja Raha Hai..
Ek sawaal...
RAJA ki Biwi ka naam
"TUMHARI"tha,
Ek din RAJA ne apni Biwi TUMHARI ko mahal k upar se dhakka de dia aur Tumhari niche gir gayi.
Aur Phir Tumhari k upar hathi ne paon rakh dia aur is tarah Tumhari mar gayi.
Ab sawaal ye hai k TUMHARI kisne maari?
Raja ne ya Haathi ne
Hanso mat, jawaab do
Lady Teacher: Soch aur wahem mein kya
fark hai?
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Student: Aap mast item hai ye hamari
soch hai,
Aur hum abhi bacche hai ye aap ka
weham hai.
आधार कार्ड का ऑफिस बंद था ,
कार्ड बनवाने के लिए लम्बी लाइन लगी हुई थी ,
एक आदमी बार बार लाइन में आगे जाने की कोशिश कर रहा था ,
लोग बार उसे पीछे पकड़ कर खीच देते थे ,
उसने 4-5 बार कोशिश की ,
फिर हारकर बोला –
लगे रहो लाइन में सालो ,
आज ऑफिस ही नहीं खोलूँगा
4 Boys On A Bike ,
Police:-Triple Riding Is Banned Aur Tum 4 Baithe Ho...?
Boys (Shocked ):-Look Behind...
And Says: Saalo 5wa Kaha Gir Gaya...?Jisne Party Deni Thi..
Boys Rocks,Police Shocks.
Husband: Agar operation ke dauran mujhe kuch ho jaye, to usi doctor se shadi kar lena.
Biwi: Aisa kyun keh rahe ho?
Husband: To kya doctor ko maaf kar du....?
Aaj Ka Subh Vichar.
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Dimaag Ke Liye Badam Ka Juice
Dil K Liye Pyaar Ka Juice
Sehat K Liye Anar Ka Juice
Khush Rehne Ke Liye Mera Choos.
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Bhai Dil Par Mat Lena
Muh Me Lena..
Achchi Baat To Sabko Achchi Lagti Hai,
Lekin Jab Tumhe Kisi Ki Buri Baat Bhi .
Buri Na Lage To Samjho..
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Kya Bolu
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Tumhe Zalil Hone Ki Adat Ho Gayi Hai :P :D