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  • EK TELUGU WALA THA UDHER ME BHI BETHA THA TELUGU WALE NE TELUGU ME KHA BHAI THODA PANI LENA MENA KHA IDHER KYO BAHAR JAKE LENA FIR SE TELUGU ME BOLA FIR MAINE USSE TELUGU ME KHA KYA CHAHIYE MUJHE TELUGU NHI AATI
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi…
    • 9 years ago



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  • Apni Wife Ko Impress Karne Ka Aasan Tareeka, . . . Wife Hai Jo Tarika Dhoond Rahe Ho.? . . . Jazbaat To Dekho Aajkal Ke Bacho Ke.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Jewellery Shop Mein Santa Ki, Zabardast Pitaayi Ho Gai. Y ? Santa Ne Sales-girl Se Kaha: Aapki Ek Ek Item Gazab Ki Hai. Sone Ka Kya Rate Lengi.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Baba Ji Ka Mela Laga Hai Haridwar Mein.. Prashad Mein Recharge Coupon Diye Jayenge.. Kisi Aur Ko Mat Batana.. Ye SMS Sirf Chuninda Bhikhariyon Ko Bheje Ja Raha Hai..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek sawaal... RAJA ki Biwi ka naam "TUMHARI"tha, Ek din RAJA ne apni Biwi TUMHARI ko mahal k upar se dhakka de dia aur Tumhari niche gir gayi. Aur Phir Tumhari k upar hathi ne paon rakh dia aur is tarah Tumhari mar gayi. Ab sawaal ye hai k TUMHARI kisne maari? Raja ne ya Haathi ne Hanso mat, jawaab do
    • 9 years ago



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  • Lady Teacher: Soch aur wahem mein kya fark hai? . . . . . . . Student: Aap mast item hai ye hamari soch hai, Aur hum abhi bacche hai ye aap ka weham hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • आधार कार्ड का ऑफिस बंद था , कार्ड बनवाने के लिए लम्बी लाइन लगी हुई थी , एक आदमी बार बार लाइन में आगे जाने की कोशिश कर रहा था , लोग बार उसे पीछे पकड़ कर खीच देते थे , उसने 4-5 बार कोशिश की , फिर हारकर बोला – लगे रहो लाइन में सालो , आज ऑफिस ही नहीं खोलूँगा
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dil Ki Rahon K Yar Ho Tum, Mohbat Ki Fizaa K Baahar Ho Tum, Meri Dubti Naav ki Patvar Ho Tum, Bus Itna Bata 2, Kish Pagl Ke Khane Se Farar Ho Tum..
    • 9 years ago



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  • 4 Boys On A Bike , Police:-Triple Riding Is Banned Aur Tum 4 Baithe Ho...? Boys (Shocked ):-Look Behind... And Says: Saalo 5wa Kaha Gir Gaya...?Jisne Party Deni Thi.. Boys Rocks,Police Shocks.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Husband: Agar operation ke dauran mujhe kuch ho jaye, to usi doctor se shadi kar lena. Biwi: Aisa kyun keh rahe ho? Husband: To kya doctor ko maaf kar du....?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aaj Ka Subh Vichar. . . Dimaag Ke Liye Badam Ka Juice Dil K Liye Pyaar Ka Juice Sehat K Liye Anar Ka Juice Khush Rehne Ke Liye Mera Choos. . Bhai Dil Par Mat Lena Muh Me Lena..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dedicated to all Males who are married - "कह दो समुंदर से मुझे, जरुरत नही उन लहरों की... बस एक बीवी ही काफी है, ज़िन्दगी में तूफ़ान लाने के लिए...
    • 9 years ago



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  • Achchi Baat To Sabko Achchi Lagti Hai, Lekin Jab Tumhe Kisi Ki Buri Baat Bhi . Buri Na Lage To Samjho.. . . . . Kya Bolu . . . . . . . Tumhe Zalil Hone Ki Adat Ho Gayi Hai :P :D
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pathan ko phansi ki saza houi judg:koi akhari kuwahish? Pathan:wada karo pouri karo gey judg:wada pathan:hmari jagah tum latak jao
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Baat DiL Se Batana Is Kalyug Me Aakar Tum Jaise Paapiyo Ne Aisa Koun Sa Achha Kaam Kiya Jo Tumhe Mujh Jaisa Masum Aur Pyara Dost MiLa.?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Maa-Nalayak Kaha Thi Itni Raat Tak..? Beti-Boyfriend Ke Saath, Maa-Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala, Beti-To Kya Hua Maa Fair &Lovely Hai Na... >>Waris ali
    • 9 years ago



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