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  • Juda hony ka andesha, juda hony se pehly tha! Wo mujh se intihai khush, khafa hony se pehly tha! Junoon ka daur guzra tou mujhe bi bhool betha wo, Namaz-e-ishq tha lekin, qaza hony se pehly tha! Main kese soch sakta tha mujhy wo chorh jayega, Bohat hi ba’wafa wo, bewafa hony se pehly tha!Ma? Ne Kaha K Mujhay Chhor Do Ya Tor Do.! Wo Be-Wafa Hans K BoLi: iTnay Nayaab KhiLonay Roz Kahan MiLTay Hain.
    • 10 years ago



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  • दारु और सिगरेट पीने वाला इंसान कभी मतलबी नहीं होता! क्योंकि जिसे अपने शरीर से ही मतलब नहीं, वो भला किसी के बारे में कैसे बुरा सोच सकता है।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy went 2 Drop Aunti, Aunti - Raat ho gayi hai bitu ke pass so jao. Boy - anti sofe per so jaunga NEXT MRNG A HOT Girl Making A tea Boy - AAP ? GRL - i m bitu & u ? Boy - ULLU ka PATHA..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Saala Ajeeb System Hai.... Neend Ladki ko nahi aati, . . . . . . . . . . Aur Jaagna Boyfriend ko padta hai :-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Shadi Ke Ek Din Ka Khrcha Rs.5.Lakh. Aur Love Mariage Sirf 100 Ka Stamp, 70 Notry, 50 Varmala Total Rs.220/- Paisa Apka Faisla Aapka
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi, Hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi, Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho, Hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tulsidas G kehte h... Pyar kbhi na krna pardesi se, rote rote naina thak jayenge, pyar krna hamesa padosi se, Roz blcony se drshan to ho jayenge....lucky
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dosti to Sirf Itefaaq Hai, Ye To DiLo Ki Mulakat Hai, Dosti Nahi Dekhti Din Hai Ki Raat Hai, Isme To Panipuri Ki Pyaas Aur Resgule Ki Mithas Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy- Can I Hold Ur Hand?? Girl- No Boy- Why?? Girl- Bcoz It Hurts When U Leave It Boy- . . . Maa Kasam Hamari Acting To Ladkiyo Ki Over Acting??
    • 10 years ago



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  • भाग्य की विडंबना तो देखो आमिर खान को कपड़े उतार कर काम करना पड़ रहा है, और... . . . . . . सनी लियॉन को कपड़े पहन कर।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jeevan ke kathin rasto pe kaun apna sath dega? Mummy-papa. Mummy-papa. Nahi-Wife. Nahi-Girlfriend Bilkul Bhi Nahi Sirf Aur Sirf . . . . . . Apni CHAPPAL.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hum Pagal Aapke Picchhe, Aap Pagal Kisi Aur Ke Picchhe, Koi Aur Pagal Humare Picchhe, Wo Bhi Pagal Kisi Aur Ke Picchhe, Ha... Ha... Ha... Saare Pagal Aage Picchhe.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Yaar ye Ladkiyan har Saal Rose day Pe Rose.. . Chocolate day pe Chocolate.. . Teddy day pe Teddy Mangti rehti hai. . . . . . Par Kiss Day pe Kabi Kiss Nahi Mangti..Not Fair yaar..:
    • 10 years ago



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  • Har SHABD Me ARTH Hota Hai, Har ARTH Me FARK Hota Hai, Sab Kehte Hai K Hum HASTE Bahot hai, Lekin Hasne Walon K Dil Me Bhi DARD Hota Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kion har bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho, Har bar hamara dil dukhatay ho, Yeh bat sun ker hamari roh tak kanp gaye, Ae dost tum masjidon se chapal or lote churate ho
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bania market jata hai underwear purchase karne. Bania: Yeh kitne ka hai? Shopkeeper: Rs 500. Kanjoos Bania: Arey bhai daily wear dikhaao, party wear nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Which Is The Most Dangerous Alphabet..? Answer "W" Bcoz All Worries Start With "W" Who, Why, What When, Which, Whom, Where War, Wine, Whisky, Women And Finally Above All.. "WIFE"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa ki umbrella mein hole tha.. To uske bete ne use pucha : papa chatri mein hole kyon? . . . . . . Santa : are gadhe agar barish rukegi to pata kese calega? :P :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • बहुत दूर रह कर भी पास लगते हो, नजरो से दूर रह कर भी खास लगते हो. . . हर बार दूसरों का दिया हुआ मेसेज भेजते हो… . . . . और खुद को कालिदास समझते हो … !
    • 10 years ago



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