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  • GIRL- Mujhe Kyu Dekh Rahe Ho? Tumhari Koi Behen Nahi Hai Kya? BOY - Hai IsiLiye To Dekh Raha Hu. GIRL- Kyu? BOY - Meri Behen Ko BHABHI Chahiye.
    • 9 years ago



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  • EK TELUGU WALA THA UDHER ME BHI BETHA THA TELUGU WALE NE TELUGU ME KHA BHAI THODA PANI LENA MENA KHA IDHER KYO BAHAR JAKE LENA FIR SE TELUGU ME BOLA FIR MAINE USSE TELUGU ME KHA KYA CHAHIYE MUJHE TELUGU NHI AATI
    • 9 years ago



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  • SasuraL Me Damad Ki izzat Kyo Zyada Hoti Hai.? ? ? ? KyuKi Wo Jante Hai Ye Wohi Mahaan Aadmi Hai, Jisne Humare Ghar Ka Toofan SambhaL Rakha Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy: I Love U . Girl: But I Love Someone Else, . . Boy: Okay, No Problem, Ur happiness Is More Important For Me Than Ur Love. . . . . ... . MORAL: Jahan Aur Kuch Nahi Kar Sakte Wahan Dialogue To Acche Bolne Chahiye.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek machchar ek takle ke sar par ja kar baitha,uske baad- 2nd machchar- Wah.. kya ghar dhunda hai! 1st machchar- Ghar kaha re,abhi to sirf plot kharida ha
    • 9 years ago



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  • क्या जनवरी क्या फरवरी..
    क्या करे नवम्बर दिसम्बर को,
    जब तुम :person_with_blond_hair:‍♀ही नहीं :point_up:मेरे :slight_smile:पास
    ते आग :fire:लगे कलेंडर:calendar_spiral: को....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Admi Roz Subha Darakht Ki Shaakh Pe Charrh K Baith Jata Tha Poocho Kyon.? Bechara MBA kr k Paagal Ho Gya Tha, Apne Apko BRANCH MANAGER Samajhta Tha.!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa: Dekh Teri Biwi Ko Saap Kaat Raha Hai.. Banta: Abey Wo Kaat Nahi Raha, Uska Zeher Khatam Ho Gaya Hai To Wo Recharge Karwane Aaya Hai!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Aadmi Ne Khatarnak Sher Kharida. Usse Sher Kharidne Ki Wajah Puchi Gayi To Wo Udas Sawar Mein Bola- Pichle Hafte Meri Biwi Marr Gayi H. Uske Bina Ghar Mein Sab Suna-Suna Lagta H.
    • 9 years ago



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  • एक सिगरेट पीने पर जीवन का एक घंटा कम हो जाता है... . . . और वो कम हुआ एक घंटा , 'MDH मसाले वाले दद्दा की उम्र में जोड़ दिया जाता है... :D
    • 9 years ago



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  • Colgate se daant saaf karne ka, Pepsodent se majboot karne ka, Babul se fresh karne ka.. Aagr fir bhi safed nhi huye toh.. Bindaas HARPIC use karne ka….
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aik tota aur uska malik jahaz main safer kar rahey thy Air hostess guzri to totey ney sitti bjai air hostess mour kar muskurai yeh daikh kar malik ney bhi sitti bjai usney shikait laga di aur phir ailaan yeh houa k dono ko chaltey jahaz sez phaink dia jay Tota:Udna anda e Malik:nai Tota:tey fair beygairti q kitti c
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy:" aaj raat me ghar aana koi nai hoga.. .. Girl(romantic hokr):" raat bhar akele honge hm dono.. .. Boy:" haan poori raat.. .. Girl:" to poori raat hum tum akele ghar me kya krenge..??? . ... . . . . . . Most romantic reply by the boy:" HAWAN KARENGE HAWAN KARENGE HAWAN KARENGE...!! Milan
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher - Students sab se kahe ki ab tum sab barde class me zaoge isliy sab log ab man laga ke padhna... Sawmartinant - Teacher se,par Anitavson toh chasma laga ke padhta hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Wo mud mud k dekh rahi thi hume hum mud mud k dekh rahe the unhe hum unhe wo hume wo hume hum unhe kyoki exam me na unhe kuch aata tha na hume.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay? Sardar: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay. Admai: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay? Sardar: jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.Hushain2
    • 9 years ago



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  • अरे हमें तो अपनों ने लूटा, गैरों में कहाँ दम था. मेरी हड्डी वहाँ टूटी, जहाँ हॉस्पिटल बन्द था.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Uska rishta na hone ka bayas uska abba tha, Sab khairaan the usne aisa abba kahan se labba tha, Samajh nahi aati bati dhaarein wo kiss se bahkhshaye, Uski maa to feeder thi, aur suke doodh ka dibba tha, Us jagah par kafi loki manatein mangne pohanche, Pichle ware jaha par humne, moya kukad dabba tha.
    • 9 years ago



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  • New Santa Banta jokes in Hindi ‚ Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai. Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Main !Gangubai: Main kaun? Santa: Tu Gangubai...:-)
    • 9 years ago



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