Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek larki aye thi.
Wah! Kia Larki thee!
Wife: Akeli ayee hogi?
Husband: Tum ko kese pata?
Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!Hushain2
"Funny Advice"
Jo mil gaya use MUQADDAR samjho
Khud ko waqt ka SIKANDAR samjho
Q darte ho Ap Gham k Tufano se
Gham ko Kele ka Ped aur khud ko BANDAR samjho.
Judge Ne Ek Chor Ko Ghurte Hue Dekha Aur Bola,
Ki Tum To 3 Saal Pehle Bhi Adalat Mein Pesh Hue The,
Or Yahi Pent Chori Karne Ke Chakkar Mein.
Chor: Ji Ha Hujur Ek Pent Aur Kitne Saal Chalegi.
Pee Lunga Tumhare Hr Ek Aanshu,
Kabhi Apni Mefhil Me Baitha Kar To Dekho,
Bhabhi Kahoge Khud Tum Apni GIRL FRIEND Ko,
Kabhi "Khuman" Se MiLa Kar To Dekho.
Girl : mom aaj 1 ladke ne
mere gal pe kiss kiya
mom:kyaaaaa?????
Tune usko chata mara ya nhi!!!!
Girl:mujhe achanak gandhi ji yaad aa gaye
aur maine dusra gaal bhi aage kiya......................funny kiss sms
Phoolon ki yaad aati hai kaanton ko chhune par,
Rishton ki samajh aati hai faaslon pe rehne par,
Kuchh jazbaat aise bhi hote hain jo ankhon mein padhe nahin jaate,
Woh to nazar aate hain zubaan se kehne par.
Ek Pagal Dusre Pagal Se,
Main Torch Jalata Hu,
Tu Uski Light Pakar Kar Upar Chand Pr Ja.
Ye Sun Kar Dusre Pagal Ne Kaha
K, Mujhe Pagal Samjha Hai,
Tune Kahi Bich Me Light Off Kar Di To.
Mohabbat Dilo Ko Awara Banati Hai,
Gardish Me Rahne Walo Ko Sitara Banati Hai,
Mohabbat Control Me Rahe To Ok Warna,
Kisi Ko Mummy To Kisi Ko Papa Banati Hai ;)