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  • Subah ki thandhk badi hi nirali hai Paton pr bund aur sb jagah hriyali hai Uthkr dekhiye is subah ki roshani ko Kya aapne brush kr ke kuch khaa li hai?
    • 10 years ago



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  • जिस भी कपल (couple ) को हंसते, मुस्कुराते बाते करते देखता हूँ ,
    मन में बस एक ही ख्याल आता है.
    या तो
    बीबी ‘नई’ है…
    या
    बीबी नहीं' है...!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: "Kids, What Does The Chicken Give You?" Student: "Meat! "Teacher: "Very Good! Now What Does The Pig Give You?" Student: "Bacon! "Teacher: "Great! And What Does The Fat Cow Give You? "Student: "Homework!"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Shahab Har Roj Ek Restra Mein Chai Peete The, Lekin Waiter Ko Tip Diye Baigar Hi Chale Jate The, Ek Din Chaiye Peene Ke Baad Unhone Waiter Ko Bulaya Aur 50 Rupee Ka Note Dete Hue Bole- Aaj Se Tumhe Har Roj Tip Mila Kareghi. Waiter: Thanku Sir. Kal Se Aapko Bhi Juthi Chaiye Nahi Mileghi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • SasuraL Me Damad Ki izzat Kyo Zyada Hoti Hai.? ? ? ? KyuKi Wo Jante Hai Ye Wohi Mahaan Aadmi Hai, Jisne Humare Ghar Ka Toofan SambhaL Rakha Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • What is the difference between “A Locomotive Engineer” & “A Teacher” ? . . . . . . One Minds The Train, Where As Other Trains The Mind … ;->
    • 10 years ago



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  • True Love Song. . . . Bazigar O Bazigar, Teri Mummy Ko Raji Kar, . Oooo. . Tune Dil Mera Toda, Maine Fevicol Se Joda, Mere Fevicol K Paise Vapas Karrrr.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aashiqko ka Dimag Hota Hai Khali, Tabhi Milti Nahi Gharwali, Gulam Ban Ke Fas Jate Hai, Ishq Ke Jaal Me, Aur Kehte Hai Maine Ladki Patali.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dusra Tajmahal Ban Jayega, Bharat Pakistan Ek Ho Jayega, Insaan Chand Par Rahne Lag Jayega, Par Aapke sMs Karne Ka Mahurat Kab Aayega.
    • 10 years ago



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  • सलमान का नया डायलॉग ::- एक बार जो में कमिटमेंट कर दूं ......तो.....में अपने बाप की भी सुनता हूँ.....और जरूरत पड़े माफ़ी भी मांग लेता हूँ
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dosto Se Problem Share Krna Achha Hota H Isliye Nhi K Wo Use Solve Krte H Par Saale Aise-aise Solutions Dete H K Hum Problem Hi Bhul Jate H.. By - DeB
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dosti to Sirf Itefaaq Hai, Ye To DiLo Ki Mulakat Hai, Dosti Nahi Dekhti Din Hai Ki Raat Hai, Isme To Panipuri Ki Pyaas Aur Resgule Ki Mithas Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dedicated to all Males who are married - "कह दो समुंदर से मुझे, जरुरत नही उन लहरों की... बस एक बीवी ही काफी है, ज़िन्दगी में तूफ़ान लाने के लिए...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jeene Ki Khwaish Me Har Roz Marte Hain Wo Aaye Na Aaye Hum Intezaar Karte Hain Jutha Hi Sahi Mere Yaar Ka Vaada Hum Sach Maankar Aitbar Karte Hain
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mr. DAD your wife hit me badly.. i am not gonna stay with u anymore. Dont try to stop me or butter me with a toy plane, i need my barbie doll bye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyaar kya Hota Hai Sir ?? . Teacher: Jab Tum Badi ho kar Achi Ladki Banogi to Tumhe 1 pyar karne wala milega. . . Girl: Agar Achi na Bani to ? . . . Teacher: To Bohat Saray Milenge
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: main ek baar jungle mein susu karne gaya toh waha per sher tha. Banta: phir kya hua? Santa: maine sher se kaha, pehle tum karlo, mera toh ho gaya hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • पैसे वाला आदमी: आज मेरे पास 14 कार, 18 दूकान, 4 बंगले हैं तुम्हारे पास क्या है?? गरीब आदमी: मेरे पास 1 बेटा है, जिसकी गर्लफ्रेंड तेरी बेटी है!
    • 10 years ago



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