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  • Aansu aap Ka Nikle aur Aankhen Meri ho, Dil aap Ka Dharke aur Dharkein Meri Ho, Khuda Kare Hamara Payar Itnaa Gahara Ho, JOB aap Kare aur INCOME Meri Ho..Waris ali
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jab Sacchi Lagan Ho, Josh Ho, Junun Ho, Himat Ho, Kartavya Palan Jazba Ho, Dhiraj Ho, Kadi Mehnat Ho, To Aap Bhi, Ji Ha Aap Bhi, BHAINS Paal Sakte Ho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • वो बेवफा होती तो यारों बात और थी उसकी वफ़ा से ही दिल में जखम है। हर दुसरे दिन उसका मैसेज आ जाता है “मोबाइल रिचार्ज करा दो बैलेंस ख़तम है”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay? Sardar: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay. Admai: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay? Sardar: jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.Hushain2
    • 10 years ago



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  • स्मृति ईरानी के मानव विकास संसाधन मंत्री के पद से हटने पर … “आज फिर एक बेटी के हाथ से किताब छीन कर सिलाई मशीन थमा दी गई है”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chali jati hain wo beauty parlour mein yun, Unka maksad hain misaal-e-hoor ho jana.. Ab kon samjhaye en ladkiyo ko Mumkin nahi kishmish ka fir se angur ho jana
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 night A Boy helped an unknown aumty 2 reach - Beta, raat bahut ho guyi hai, yehi sojao, Bittu k room me. Boy - Nehi aunty, mein hall mein hi so jaunga. Nxt mrnin a beautiful girl comes wit cup of coffee. Boy - Ap kaun? Girl - Mein Bittu aur ap? Boy - Mein gadha, kutta, ullu ka pattha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girl in shop:"Bhaiya koi valentine card hai Jisme likha ho.. "Tum hi mera pehla aur akhri pyar ho" . . . shopkeper:"Haan hai.. . ... . . . . . Girl:"theek hai jaldi se "9"de do.
    • 10 years ago



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  • GIRL- My janu, My baby, Mera Baccha, My sweetu, My golu..kya tum mujhse shadi karoge? Bol mela baby . . . . ... . . . . . . . . . . BOY- Arre kamini, propose kar rahi hai ya adopt kar rahi hai.?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pati - Tum hamesha mera - mera karti ho, Mera beta Mera ghar Meri car Tumhe hamara kehna chahiye.. Ab Almari me kya dhoond rahi ho..? . . . . . . . Wife - Hamara petticoat... :P :O
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: 1 Book 1 Book? Student: 2 Books Teacher: 2 Books 2 Books? Student: 4 Books Teacher: 61,789,365 Books 23,678,989 Books?? Student: LIBRARY
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Aadmi Ke Pados Mein Ek Poultry Farm Chalta Tha, Wo Waha Se Roj Ande Chura Leta Tha. Unhe Todkar Omlet Banakar Kha Jata Tha. Aur Ando Ke Chilke Ko Fevicol Se Chipka Kar Wapis Rah Aata Tha. Poultry Farm Ka Malik Jab Apne Istemal Ke Liye Ande Todta To Khali Pata. 2 Din Aisa Hone Ke Baad Weh Murgo Ke Bich Bandook Leke Bhaga Aur Garajkar Bola: Saalo! Jaldi Bolo Condom Kon Use Kar Raha H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • अकबर ने बीरबल से कहा :- इस दीवार पर कुछ ऐसा लिखो कि, खुशी में पढू तो दुख हो ओर .दुख में पढू तो खुशी हो..... बीरबल ने लिखा :- " ये वक्त गुजर जाऐगा "।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ladka Aur Ek Ladki Ki Shaadi Hui..Aap Yakeen Nahi Karoge Ke Doosrey Din Hi Unka Bachaa Hua . . . . . . Khana Kharab Ho Gaya.. Fridge Me Nahi Rakha Tha Na ! Apki Soch Ko Mera Slaam.
    • 10 years ago



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  • CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahiaati Wah-Wah CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati!
    • 10 years ago



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  • True words.. LADKIYA paida hone se mecup start karti he aur jawani tak lagati hai, isliye wo handsome dikhlati he, LADKE paida hone se colddrink start karte he aur bearbar tak jate hai, isliye ant me beware banjate he.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sur@t P@r A@pk! F!da Ho Kr,  Humne A@pk! T@$v!r B@nw@! H@!, Gh@r Ko H@mare N@zar N@ L@ge !$ L!ye, Wo T@$v!r B@har G@te P@r T@ngw@! H@!.
    • 10 years ago



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  • ladka ladki se I love you , , ladki I heta you , , ok me apke liye ring laya tha , , , ladki i love you me mazak kar rahi thi
    • 10 years ago



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