• Categories
Location |   Home >> All Funny SMS >> Funny SMS
  • Funny SMS   2047
  • Arz Kia Hai: Petrol dalo to gari chalti hai, Wah Wah Petrol dalo to gari chalti hai, Bhai Wah Wah Petrol dalo to gari chalti hai, Zara si tawajja plz Bhai petrol dalo to gari chalti hai, Kya irshaad farmaya hai, Petrol dalo to gari chalti hai Nahi dalo to nahi chalti hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Shadi Walay Din Jota Chupai kI Rasm kYun h0ti hAi?? ? ? ? Dulhay k0 Ulti Metam Di Jati Hai k aB Bhi wAqt Hai Nangay pAoN Bhag Jao. . .
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Luve V/S Daru Luve-Pagal Daru-Mood Frsh Luve-No Nind Daru-Most Nind Luve-1 Date 2000 Daru-1Bottle 300 Luve-Sab Ki Suno Daru-Sab Ko Sunao.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Anhoni Ko Honi Karde, Honi Ko Anhoni, Ek Jagah Jab Khade Ho Teeno Gajni, Dhoni Aur Rajni…. Miind It
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Training k doran 1 officer ney 1 sipahi sy pouch:yeh hath main kaya hai? Sipahi rab nawaz:sir yeh bandooq hai officer:yeh bandooq nai tumhari izat aur shan hai tumhari maa hai maa. Then officer to next pathan sipahi: yeh kaya hai pathan:sir yeh rab nawaz ki ammi aur hamari khala hai
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Har SHABD Me ARTH Hota Hai, Har ARTH Me FARK Hota Hai, Sab Kehte Hai K Hum HASTE Bahot hai, Lekin Hasne Walon K Dil Me Bhi DARD Hota Hai.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • पत्नी: तुम मुझसे कितना प्यार करते हो? पति: शाहजहां से भी ज्यादा. पत्नी: मेरे मरने के बाद ताजमहल बनाओगे. पति: मैं तो प्लॉट ले भी चुका हूं पगली देर तो तू ही कर रही है
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Airport par 3 log apni biwiyo ka intezaar kar rahe the.. . . Pathan: hamari Shahzaadi aa rahi hai... . . . . Pappu: Hamari Nawabzaadi aa rahi hai.. . . . . . . . Santa:" Hamari bhi Haramzaadi aa rahi hai boss...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • मेरी और मेरे चार्जर की हालात एक जैसी हैं...
    मैं सारा दिन फोन में घुसा रहता हु और चार्जर मेरे फोन में...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny Jokes , Funny SMS
  • Achha Ek Bat Batao, GADHA Tanhai Me Kya Mehsus karta Hai.? - * - * - Koi Jaldi Nahi Hai.. Mehsus Karke Bata Dena.
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Har kisi ka ladkiyon ko purpose karne ka apna hi funda hai bidu, koi gulab deke purpose karta hai . . To koi gulab jamun khilake. Yeh India hai yahan sab chalta hai. Dhichkyau.. ...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Woh Ishq Ki Raaho Mein Kya Kamaal Karti Hai; Wah Wah! Woh Ishq Ki Raaho Mein Kya Kamaal Karti Hai; Likhti Hai I Love You Aur Send to All Karti Hai!
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Updesh: Daru Pine Se Jindgi Ki Problem Solve Nahi Hoti. Gyaan: Aise To Juice Pine Se Bhi, Problem Solve Nahi Hoti. Isliye Karo Wohi Jo Lage Sahi..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • जियो इतना कि जिंदगी कम पड़जाये हंसो इतना कि रोना मुस्किल होजाये किसी चीज को पाना तो किस्मतकि बात है मगर कोशिस इतना करो कि ऊपरवाले भी देने पर मजबुर होजाये
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Na mujhe kisi ka dil chahiye Na mujhe jamane se koi aas hai. Jo apna samjh kar apni GIRLFRIEND Se ek KISS dila d mujhe us sacche Dost ki TALAS hai...
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Aaj Ka Subh Vichar. . . Dimaag Ke Liye Badam Ka Juice Dil K Liye Pyaar Ka Juice Sehat K Liye Anar Ka Juice Khush Rehne Ke Liye Mera Choos. . Bhai Dil Par Mat Lena Muh Me Lena..
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS
  • Boy:Chalo kisi viraan jagah chalte hain. Girl:Tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge.! Boy:Bilkul nahi. Girl:To phir rehne do, kya fayda..! Budhdhu
    • 10 years ago



    Tags : Funny SMS