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1 Hathi Romantic mood mei 1 chunti ko cherta hai. chunti ghusay mei Hathni k pas ja k kehti he: Apny awara shohar ko smjha lo warna mard hamary ghar me b hainHushain2

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Unmarried Boy: Mujhe Shadi Nahi Karna, Mujhe Sab Auraton Se Darr Lagta Hai.. Father: Kar Le Beta, Fir Ek Hi Aurat Se Darr Lagega, Baaki Sab Acchi Lagegi!

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Interesting Fact About Tom & Jerry..??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Pure Din Nange Ghumenge. . . . Par Nahate Waqt. Swiming Suit Pehn Ke Nahaege.

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GHAREEB AADMI AIK KAAM DIL KHOL KE KARTA HAI SOCHO KIA? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 3 Rupay may 500 sMs …

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Teacher Ne Class Mein Pappu Se Pucha Teacher: Batao Ladkiya Dupatta Kyun Pahnti Hai? Pappu: Mam, Science Ki Wajah Se Teacher: Wo Kaisi Pappu: Kyunki Science Bhi Is Baat Ko Manti Hai Ki Khane PeeneKi Cheezo Ko Dhakk Kar Rakhna Chahiye.

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Hindi Teacher to Santa: Tumhare papa ka kya naam hai? Santa: Google Singh Teacher: Yeh kaisa naam hai? Santa: Mein jahan bi jata hun, wo mujhe dhoond hi lete hain.

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Kamjor kadi ka ye bahana hai, Arj hai, kamjor kadi ka ye bahana hai, Dil tutega jitni baar, utni baar ladkiyan ptana hai...

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Zoo me ek aadmi ne 3 bhasa bolne wala tota dekha. Usne test karne ke liye pucha. Admi-who r u? Tota-i m parrat. Admi-tum kaun ho? Tota-main tota hun. Admi-tu k hawa? Tota-tohare mai k bhatar hai re sare ek bar bata dehali to bar-bar kahen puchat hawe!!

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Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare aur biwi ka mood na ho To Biwi ko tang na kare . . Khud uthkar apne hath se . . . Pani pee lein!! Ek bar fir aapki soch ko salaam.

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1 sardar kafi dair bad watten wapis aya aur kaha:hun apney waten di mitti di khushbou o nai rai 2nd sardar:pa g tusi mitti nai tatti chuk lai a

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When words fail… Eyes work, When eyes fail… Heart works, And when heart fails… To kya?, Samajh le tapak gaya ‘Maamu’

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Aansu aap Ka Nikle aur Aankhen Meri ho, Dil aap Ka Dharke aur Dharkein Meri Ho, Khuda Kare Hamara Payar Itnaa Gahara Ho, JOB aap Kare aur INCOME Meri Ho..Waris ali

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Toofani barish me raat ko pizza hut pe 1 Ladka pizza lene Gaya Waiter: Do u hv any gf? Ladka: Kutte is tufani barish me Aur Kya meri MAA pizza lene bhejegi.

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TEACHER: Osama has 5 wife& 20 children. Lalu has 1 wife&9 children. Who is better? Me: Osama score is GOOD! But Lalu Strike rate is better.

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Phle Wo Meri GF Thi, Mai Bolta Or Wo Sunti Thi. Fir Wo Meri Mngetr Bni, Wo Bolti Or Mai Sunta Tha. Ab Wo Meri BV Hai, Ham 2no Bolte Hai Pura Mohalla Sunta Hai.

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जो मचछर से डर जाता है, उसका खून भी लाल होता है। .... .... जो शेर से लड़ जाता है उसका खून भी लाल होता है।।।। .... ... लेकिन एक अजब खून का जलवा तो गजब ठाट का होता है!!!!!!!!!!!. . ... .... जो मौत को भी ललकारे वो खून "हमारे जवान"का होता है!!!!!!!!"

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Arz Kiya Hai, PhooL Ghir Jate Hai Jab Aap Aate Ho, Phool Ghir Jate Hai Jab Aap Jate Ho, Chasma Laga Kar Chala Karo, GhamLo Se Kyu Takrate Ho.

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A small girl looks at her brother’s girlfriend and asks innocently… Everyday u come to meet my brother, Don’t u have your own brother?

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साइंस टीचर- जब कभी किसी लड़की को मिर्गी के दौरे आएं तो उसे लंबे समय तक किस करो वो सही हो जाएगी। छात्र- वो सब तो ठीक है सर, पर यह बताओ कि उसे यह दौरे दिलाएं कैसे?

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Sangeet ke saath aawaz.. Phool ke saath khusbu.. Jism ke saath rooh.. Khusi ke saath gham.. Aapko tang karne ko hum Har lamha har dam.. Dost

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