Kuch SaaL Pehle Log Jab Nind Se Jagte The,
To Pehle Bhgwan Ki Tswir Dekhte The,
Ab Log Jagte Hai To Dekhte Hai Ki,
Kitne Missed Call Hai Aur Kitne Msg.?
भाईसाब ???? दिल :broken_heart: तो तब टूटता है :confounded:, जब आप :sunglasses: किसी शादी :sparkles::couple_with_heart::sparkles: में जाओ और ढंग की लड़की :woman: ना दिखे.
Girl check up k liye gai
Dr ki niyat khrab hogi
Dr ne uske kaprey utarwaye,
Girl:kiss q le rahe ho ?
Dr:Checkup k liye,
Girl:Breast q daba rahe ho ?
Dr:Breast cancer check karne ke liye
Dr Starts fucking
Girl:kya kar rahe ho ?
Dr:Aids checkup
Girl:
check kya krna hai Aids ki to dawayi lene i thi
Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim
sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha
tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki,
Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru
hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai
pahunch gai.
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Prince
Ek kutta ek car k neeche baitha tha..
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santa aaya aur usk pooch kheechta hua bola:" nikal
saale bhootni k..
bada aaya mechanical engineer.."
Judge : Tumne Chori Kyu Ki Santa?
Santa : Nahi Hujur.
Judge: Phir Ghar Mein Ku Ghuse The?
Santa : Babli Ne Bulaya Tha Uski Maa Ne Dekh Liya To Chor-Chor Chilane Lagi.
Teacher- Chotte Hamesha kha kro ki mujhe sab pta hai smjhe ..
Santa- Ji teacher Samjh Gya.
(Santa apne ghr phonchta hai)
Santa: Papa mujhe sab pta hai..
Papa: Le 50 lrs lekin chup rhio kisiko mat btana..
Santa: Mummy mujhe sab pta hai...
Mummy: Beta le 100 rs lekin chup rehna papa ko mat btana plz
santa: Ramu kaka mujhe sab pta chl gyaa haii
Ramu kaka: aa Beta apne baap ke gale lag jaa ab :D
Jisko Samjh aaya like kro
vrnaa jinko ni pogo zindabad
Sardar ki wife:rat kafi ho gayi hai sardar g nai aye zarour kisi kuri da chaker a
sardar ki maa:hamesha bura e sochin ki pata kisi truck thalley a gaya hovey