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  • एक आदमी डाॅ के पास चेकअप कराने गया . डाॅ ने कहा आपको आराम की सख्त जरूरत है . . नींद की गोली दे रहा हु बीवी को खिला देना
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sir : What Is Your Name? Stud : Butter Red Govorment. Sir : What? Stud : Sir Up Bohot Stupid Ho, Mera Name Makhan Lal Sorkar.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Agr Aap Me Himmat Ho To, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . To Achhi Baat Hai.... Honi Bhi Chahiye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • The best prank call ever hello, dominos..?? . . . . . . . yes sir how may i help you... . . . . . . bhai pizza hut ka no. Do....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pappu Ne Ek Din Santa Se Puchha. Pappu: “Papa Aapki Shaadi Kis Se Hui Thi?” Santa: “Abe, Teri Mummy Se” Pappu: “Wah Papa, Ghar Mein Hi Setting Kar Li Thi“
    • 10 years ago



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  • Maine Zindgi Bhar Jisko Chaha Aaj Us Ka Beta Muje Aa Ke Bolta Hai, "PAPA, Plz Muje School Drop Kar Do." Moral- Har Koi Aapki Tarah MAMA Nahi Ban Jata.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Break-Up Ki 1 Month Baad Wo Mere Pass Aa Kar Boli.. . Tumhe Pyaar Karne Ki Saza Do Mujhe. . . . Fir Kyaa?? . Maine V Jaa K Uski Papa Ko Saab Bata Diya. . Kasam Se Bohot Piti Sali..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Har tarf padhai ki moh maya hai, Kitabo mein jivaan kisne paya hai, Hum to jate hai ladkiya dekhne aur madam kehti thi, Ladka itni thandd mein bhi padhne aya hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • "Why Do We Students Sleep For Long Hours..??" . . . Awesome Answer By Students : . . "Kyunki, Hamare Sapne Bahut Bade Hote Hain.!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Real Best Friends. Ek Dost Ne Aadhi Raat Ko Apne Dost Ko Call Karke Kaha, Yaar Main Ro Raha Hun. Dost Na Kaha, Bhaad Main Jaa Main So Raha Hun.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sawmartinant - Apne Friend Se, 45Kg Wazan Waale Ko Kam-Se-Kam 3.82 Litre Blood Hona Chaahiyen. Friend - Mai 35Kg Ka Hoon Toh Isske Heesab Se Mere Shareer Mein Kitna Blood Hona Chaahiyen. Sawmartinant - Mujhe Nahi Pata,Par Yeh Tu Kya Kar Raha Hai Tu. Sawmartinant - Blood Nikaal Rahaa Hoon Taaulne Keliyen.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ye mere Dosto..... Aaj mai itna khus hu ki, . . . puchho mat Qki kisi ne aaj mere mobile par kisi ne internet pack ka recharge krwa diya. thank god nhi to aaj mai meri GF se chatting kaise karta.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher-Why Underwear Is Named As Langoti In Hindi? Sardar-because It Takes Care Of 1 L*nd & 2 Goti. So It Called "Langoti"..
    • 10 years ago



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  • वैलेंटाइन डे पर लड़कियां चाहती कि उनका BF सलमान जैसा प्रेम बने जबकि लड़के अपनी GF के साथ प्रेम चोपड़ा और शक्ति कपूरवाली हरकतें करना चाहते.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aaj SMS Ka Birthday H, Apne Inbox ka SbSe Khubsurt SMS mujhe Bhejo. Ye Msg sbko Send Kro or Dekho KisKe Inbox Se Sabse Khubsurat SMS Aata H.Reply must, Khan
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pee Lenge Tumhara Har Ek Aansu Kabhi Apni Mehfil Mein Baitha Kar To Dekho Bhabhi Kahoge Tum Apni Hi Girlfriend Ko, Kabhi Humse Mila Kar To Dekho.. Waris ali*
    • 10 years ago



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  • मेरी सहेली : तूने #iPhone7Plus लिया क्या??

    में : नहीं...जिससे बात करनी होती है, ऑटो लेकर उसके घर चला जाती हूँ,
    सस्ता पड़ता है।
    • 9 years ago



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  • Apni Zindagi Mein Koi Kaam Karne Se Pehle Hamesha Kisi LADKI Se Mashwara Kar Lo… Wo Jo Mashwara De Uss Ka Ulta Karo . . Kamyabi Tumhare Qadam Choome Gi
    • 10 years ago



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