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  • When words fail… Eyes work, When eyes fail… Heart works, And when heart fails… To kya?, Samajh le tapak gaya ‘Maamu’
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 bande Ne Ek Function Organize Kiya . . Usne Dekha Ki Invitation Se Zyada Log Aaye Hain . . Wo Stage Pe Gya.. Aur Bola . . Jo Jo Ladki Walon Ki Taraf Se hai.. Wo Idher Ek side Me Aa Jaaye. 10-15 Aa Gye Ek Taraf. . . Phir usne Bola Ki Jo Ladke Walon Ki Taraf Se Hain.. Wo Bhi Udher Aa jaye. 10-15 Log Phir Aa Gye . . Ab usne Ne Ek Danda Le K Un Sab ko (ladki wale plus ladke wale) ko maar maar ke bhagaaya.. aur kaha "Ye Birthday Party hai...Haraamkho ro"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa knocks the door . Banta:"kaun hai ?? . Santa:"mai hoon . Banta:"mai kaun ?? . . . . . Santa:"le abe pagal khud ko hi bhool gaya tu banta...
    • 9 years ago



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  • अभी मेरे दिल में प्यार के अरमान बहुत हैं , ये अलग बात के हम इश्क़ से परेशान बहुत हैं। बचपन में सुना था कि यहाँ भगवान बहुत हैं, मगर अब जिधर देखता हूँ शैतान बहुत हैं। जिस भी बस्ती जाता हूँ घर ही नहीं मिलते, थोड़े बहुत मकान हैं बाकी शमशान बहुत हैं। दिल बहुत टूटा दोस्ती में भी प्यार में भी, जुड़ने को जुड़ गया मगर जोड़ के निशान बहुत हैं। माँगने को तो ऐ ख़ुदा मैं तुमसे बहुत कुछ माँग लूँ , मगर कलम पास रहने दे इतना एहसान बहुत है।
    • 9 years ago



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  • Hm fijao k rukne ka intjar nhi krte, Hm hawao k thamne ka intjar nhi krte Jb dil kahta h to kr lete h sms, Hm kanjuso k sms ka intjar nhi krte.
    • 9 years ago



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  • msg pe msg bhejte ho bhej bhej kar bheja kharab karte ho bhejte bhi ho to kya bhejte ho khud ka bheja chalta nahi dusro ka bheja bhej te ho.....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Bahoot Royee Woh Hamare Paas Aa Kar, Jab Ehsaas Huaa Unhe Apni Ghalti Ka, Chup Kar Deta Main Apne Mehboob Ko, Agar Chehre Par Hamare Kafan Na Hote ! Sagarr Se7en575
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ishq k school mai naya mahal tayyar ho gaya, Class ki teacher ko papu se pyar ho gaya, Iss baat se sari class ka dil udas ho gaya, Sari class fail aur papu pass ho gaya. K.k
    • 9 years ago



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  • Four facts jo khatam hone pe bahut takleef deti hai.... 1) Dosti 2) Paisa 3) Pyaar Aur. 4) Ravivaar.....! Last vala toh rula hi deta hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kya leke aye they, Kya lekar jaoge, Mujhe SMS na karke, Zalim kitne Paise Bachaoge!:-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-) :-)
    • 9 years ago



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  • Mubarakpur,Phoolpur, SHAMBHUPUR ho ya Jeyanpur, AZAMGARH ke har kone mein baste hain wo kohinoor, Jidhar bhi jao apnapan ka wo kissa hi hai mash-hoor, Jahan jiya hai bachpan humne hui wo dharti humse door, Fir aaunga wapas sun lo... abhi main thoda hun majboor, Wapas leke hi jaunga... apne hisse ka pyar bharpoor,
    • 9 years ago



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  • Apki Bato Pe Dil Haru.. WAH-WAH Apki Surat Pe Jan Waru.. WAH-WAH Jis Din Nahi Karte Ap Reply.. Dil Karta Hai Apko Patak-Patak K Maru Ab Bolo WAH-WAH!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum, waqt-bewaqt aye vo fever ho tum, Dub kar jis me maar jau vo River ho tum, phir bhi Mere jevan main forever ho tum… wah wah wah wah
    • 9 years ago



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  • On Ur Single Smile Thousands People Die So Keep Smiling n Reduce Population Of PAKISTAN But. Never Smile In Front Of Da Mirror Warna Lene K Dene Par Jayen Gay.
    • 9 years ago



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  • 2 Aurton Ko 20 Sal Ki Saza Mli, 20 Sal Ek 7 Jail Me Guzarne K Bad, Jab 2no Riha Hui To Dono Ne Muskurate Hue Kaha: Chalo Ab Baki Baten Ghar Phunch Kar Karte Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • 1 Ladka 1 Ladki Ke Sath Betha Tha, 2Nd Day Dusri Ladki Ke Saath Dekha Gaya, 3Rd Day Aur Ladki Thi. Moral: Ladkiya Badal Jaati Hai, Ladke Nahi BadaLte.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boyfriend While Kissing His Girlfriend.. Boy- Thinks U Baby.. 4 Give Me Ur Chewing Gum.. Girl- This Is Not Chewing Gum My Love, I’m Suffering From Cough!
    • 9 years ago



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