Funny SMS

Unmarried Boy: Mujhe Shadi Nahi Karna, Mujhe Sab Auraton Se Darr Lagta Hai.. Father: Kar Le Beta, Fir Ek Hi Aurat Se Darr Lagega, Baaki Sab Acchi Lagegi!

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Sir-"Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?" Santa-"Chidiya Bankar." Sir-"Aadmi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!" Santa-"Samundar Mein Ped Aapka baap lagayega!" santa ke liye like to banta hai na

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When words fail… Eyes work, When eyes fail… Heart works, And when heart fails… To kya?, Samajh le tapak gaya ‘Maamu’

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Toofani barish me raat ko pizza hut pe 1 Ladka pizza lene Gaya Waiter: Do u hv any gf? Ladka: Kutte is tufani barish me Aur Kya meri MAA pizza lene bhejegi.

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Sms har pal karu to shararat hogi, har din karu to paresani hogi, kabhi kabaar karu to kanjusi hogi sweet , par dil se karu toh aapko khushi hogi.

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choose four Select three Love two And Marry one

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Bhagwan Ne Aapki Bhukh Dekhi To Bhojan Banaya, Pyas Dekhi To Pani Banaya, Tumko Neend Aayi To Bister Banaya, Aur Bina Dost Ke Dekha To Muje Fasaya.

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Funy poetery faqet is liye hum ney mahfilon main jana chor diya k Kahin koi puoch na ley k parhai kaisi chal ri hai Ley dus mama tou kuri daini ay mino

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Teacher : Hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai. Chotte : Papa mujhe sab pata hai ;-) Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Chotte : Mummy muje sab pata hai ;-) Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna. Chotte (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai ;-) Ramu kaka : Aa mera beta apne baap ke gale lag jaa..!! :-R

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Kapil Sharma vs. Auto rickshaw driver ? Kapil :kitna paisa hua? Auto wala : 30 Rs.. Kapil :- Ye le 15 Rs Auto Wala:- Ye kya sirf 15 Rs..ye to cheating hai Kapil:- Cheating kaise..Tu bhi to baith ke aaya hai..to sharing ka paisa kon dega,Tera baap?

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Ek Shoping Mein New Couple Ghumne Gaye . Ladka Shirt Dekhne Lag Gaya Tabhi Ladki Aage Chali Gayi Or Wo Dono Store Mein Hi Gum Ho Gaye, Tabhi Ladke Ne Salesman Se Pucha Sir Aapne Meri Girlfriend Ko Dekha. Salesman- Nahi Maine Use To Nahi Dekha Lekin Agar Aap Humare Shoping Mall Mein Kisi Bhi Acche Mall Se Haskar Baate Karoge To Aapki Girlfriend Daudi Hui Chali Aayegi.

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Aaj Ka Subh Vichar. . . Dimaag Ke Liye Badam Ka Juice Dil K Liye Pyaar Ka Juice Sehat K Liye Anar Ka Juice Khush Rehne Ke Liye Mera Choos. . Bhai Dil Par Mat Lena Muh Me Lena..

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Dil Ki Chokhat Pe 1 Deep Jala Rkha He, Tere Aane Ka Spna Sja Rkha He, Jane Wale Ne kaha Tha k Lot Aaunga, 1 esi Aas Pe Drwaza Khula Rkha He

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Dunia Mein 5 Mushkil Kaam, 1.Hathi Ko Dhakka Lagana 2.Machar Ki Malish Karna 3.Chitti Ko Kiss Karna 4.Ziraf Ki Gardn Dabana 5.Or Aap Logo Se SMS Ki Ummeed Karna..

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Girl:ab hum dono bohet badnam ho chukey hain ab hamin shadi kar laini chahiye pathan:lekin itni badnami k bad hum dono sey shadi kon karega? (geo khan)

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Did u feel da taste of ginger? No? Sure? Well..... BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!! Hushain2

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Chalo aaj kuch toofani karte hain . . . .... . . . . . . . . Girlfriend ko bolte hain recharge karvane ko.. :-P :_D

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1 night A Boy helped an unknown aumty 2 reach - Beta, raat bahut ho guyi hai, yehi sojao, Bittu k room me. Boy - Nehi aunty, mein hall mein hi so jaunga. Nxt mrnin a beautiful girl comes wit cup of coffee. Boy - Ap kaun? Girl - Mein Bittu aur ap? Boy - Mein gadha, kutta, ullu ka pattha.

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mein tumko chand keh du magar usme bhi daag hai phir socha suraj kehdu to usme aag hai, phir socha tumko ‘BANDAR’ keh du… Magar us kambakhat me bhi dimaag hai

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Panditji Ne aapke Mobile Ki Raashi Dekh Kar Bataya Hai Ki aapke Mobile Par Kanjusi Ki Maha Dasha Mandra Rahi Hai Turant Mujhe Dher Saare sms Bhej Ke Grah Shanti Kaaren.. Dhanyawad

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