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भारत एकमात्र ऐसा देश है : जहां लडके को घर से बाहर रहने पर आवारा कहते हैं। और घर के अन्दर रहने पर निकम्मा...

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10 years ago

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Ek Doctor ne naya clinic khola. . . Thori der bad 1 admi aaya. . Doctor ne apne aap ko busy showkarne k liye, telephone ka receiver uthaya aur appointment denay k andaz me bolne laga. . Fir phone rakne k baad... Doctor admi se: Haan bataiye kya hua? . . . Admi: Bsnl se aaya hun, telephone activate karne k liye !!! Anur

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~ Romance Mathematics ~ Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy

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Mom to kid: Jo buchey angotha choustey hain un k pait barey ho jatey hain aik din bacha aik paregnent auret ko daikh kar hans kar bola mujey pata hai tum kaya chousti ho

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10 years ago

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Good News! Ab Aap is SMS ke Zariye.. Apne Mobile SET par STAR PLUS Dekh Sakte Ho! BILKUL FREE Wo bhi 24 Hrs! To Dekhiye. ( * +)

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Master: Tumne HomeworkNahi Kiya, Bolo Kya Saza Du? . . . . . . ... . . . Papu: Woh Last seat ki ladki ne bhi Nahi Kiya, Hum Dono ko , Bathroom Me Band Kar do.�>=) .. Papu rox............!! Milan

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Guard: Madam iss swimming pool me nahana mana hai.. Girl: Jab main Kapde Utar rahi thi tab kyo nahi Bataya.. Guard: Pabandi Nahane pe hai Kapde utarne pe nahi... A...DON

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