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  • Doctor:- kal apka urine test karenge.iss bottle me apna urine likee ana. . . . . Santa:-(jara soch-ke) app khud test karenge?yaa kisi aur se test karwaoge? . . . Doctor:-mein khud he test karunga. . Santa ne agli din urine ke sath samusa bhi lekee ayaa. . . . . . Doctor:-urine likee aya thik hei.magar samusa q? . . . . . . . . Santa:-khali mu-mee urine test karenge acca nehi lagega.isiliye mein samusa bhi likee ayaa. :P :P
  • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher : English me counting sunao Student : One, Two, Three, Four Teacher: Aage? Student : Get on the dance floor Gets kicked out :-P
  • 9 years ago



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  • . 1 Engineer mandir main bol raha tha.. Hey Bhagwan.. Teri Kirpa Teri Daya Teri Shradha Teri AradhnaTeri Bhakti Teri Archna Teri Pooja Teri Aarti Teri Maya Teri Geeta Teri Vidhya Teri Riddhi Teri Siddhi Teri Laxmi Teri Karuna Teri Meher Teri Leela Teri Mahima.. . . .....meri ek bhi nahi ???
  • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Bar Jaan Mangkar To Dekho Ek Bar Yad Karke To Dekho Ek Bar Pukar Kar To Dekho Agar Hum Na Aye To Samaj Lena, Hum So Gaye Hain Aur Phone Silent Pe Hai.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Budhi Aurat Apni Saheli Se. Janti Ho Kal Ek Lakde Ne Mujhe Chand Kaha. Dusri : Acha Kaise Mein Kal Apni Ladki Ke Sath Jaa Rahi Thi To Ek Ladke Ne Meri Beti Ko Dekhkar Kaha- Mast Chand Ka Tukda H Bilkul.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Agr apki SHAADI nhi huyi To isi sal kr lijiye, Qki agle sal govrnmnt iske liye b EXAM lene ki soch rhi h MET (Marriage Eligibility Test) Jago KUWANRo jago.
  • 9 years ago



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  • BF Ne GF Ki SaHeli Ki SHaaN Me Arz Kia- - Tu SaWaL NaHi Ek PaHeLi Hai - Tu SaWaL NaHi Ek PaHeLi Hai - Meri ManZiL Tu NaHi Teri SaHeLi Hai.
  • 9 years ago



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