Ek Doctor ne naya clinic khola. . .
Thori der bad 1 admi aaya. .
Doctor ne apne aap ko busy showkarne k liye,
telephone ka receiver uthaya aur appointment denay k andaz me bolne laga. .
Fir phone rakne k baad...
Doctor admi se: Haan bataiye kya hua?
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Admi: Bsnl se aaya hun,
telephone activate karne k liye !!!
Anur
Mom to kid: Jo buchey angotha choustey hain un k pait barey ho jatey hain
aik din bacha aik paregnent auret ko daikh kar hans kar bola mujey pata hai tum kaya chousti ho
Master: Tumne
HomeworkNahi Kiya,
Bolo Kya
Saza Du?
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Papu: Woh Last seat
ki ladki ne bhi Nahi
Kiya,
Hum Dono ko ,
Bathroom Me Band
Kar do.�>=)
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Papu rox............!!
Milan
Guard: Madam iss swimming pool me nahana mana hai..
Girl: Jab main Kapde Utar rahi thi tab kyo nahi Bataya..
Guard: Pabandi Nahane pe hai Kapde utarne pe nahi...
A...DON