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  • Aaj SMS Ka Birthday H, Apne Inbox ka SbSe Khubsurt SMS mujhe Bhejo. Ye Msg sbko Send Kro or Dekho KisKe Inbox Se Sabse Khubsurat SMS Aata H.Reply must, Khan
  • 9 years ago



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  • ये दुनिया वाले भी बड़े अजीबहै, कभी हमसे दूर तो कभी करीब है, दर्द ना बताये तो कायर कहतेहै, और दर्द बताये तो शायर कहते है...
  • 9 years ago



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  • Wo ishq To Karti Hai Par Janun Nahi Karti, Wo Katal To Karti Hai Par Khun Nahi Karti, is Kadar Kanjus Hai Meri Chahne Wali, Miss Call To Karti Hai Par Call Nahi Karti.
  • 9 years ago



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  • प्रेमी (प्रेमिका से)- रीमा, प्लीज मुझसे शादी के लिए हां कर दो ना, मैं तुम्हारी हर छोटी-छोटी इच्छाओं को पूरी करूंगा। प्रेमिका- ये सब तो ठीक है, परंतु मेरी उन बड़ी इच्छाओं का क्या होगा?
  • 9 years ago



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  • Pehle Jamane Ki Ladkiyaa. Pooja Karke Soti Thi Taaki Unhe Darr Na Lage.. 21 vi Sadi Ki Ladkiya Raat Ko Bhi Makeup Karke Soti H, Taaki Doosro Ko Darr Na Lage..
  • 9 years ago



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  • Arz Kiya Hai, Nach Meri Bulbul Tujhe Paisa Milega! Wah... Wah.. Nach Meri Bulbul Tujhe Paisa Milega! Hum C.I.D Se Hai, Koy Apni Jagah Se Nahi Hilega!!!
  • 9 years ago



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  • Indian Govt kahti hai ki ek ladki padhai kar le to pariwar ke 4 logo ko shikshit krsakti hai. . . . pr ek ladki colge jaati hai to 40 ldke FAIL ho jate h. uska kya??
  • 9 years ago



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  • Be Careful! aap ko kissi unknown number se aik sms aa sakta hai jis se aapki mobile screen pe meri photo aa jaye gi. please dekhay bina delete kar dain kyon kay pehlay he bahut se log deewanay ho chukay hain...!! Khan
  • 9 years ago



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  • Socha Tha Har Modd Par Tumhara Intezar Karenge; Gaur Farmaiye: Socha Tha Har Modd Par Tumhara Intezar Karenge; Magar Kambakhat Saali Sadak Hi Seedhi Nikli!
  • 9 years ago



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  • Must Read Guyz Ek Shadi Me Ek Ladka 1 Ladki Ko, Bahut Dhyan Se Dekh Rha Tha. Girl : -- Impress Hokar Kyo Dekh Rhe Ho Itni Der De- Boy-- I Was Thinking Agar Aap Meri Mummy Hoti To, Mai Bhi Kitna Sundar Hota.
  • 9 years ago



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  • . INDIA :- Kabhi noto ke liye mar gaye, . Kabhi voto ke liye mar gaye.. . . kabhi sheela ki jawaani ke liye mar gaye.. . kabhi jalebi bai diwaani ke liye mar gaye.. . Kabhi fb pr LIKE SHARE k liye mar gye . kabhi jaati..paati ke naam par mar gaye.. . kabhi sarkaar ke kaam par mar gaye.. . . kabhi ham aapas me do gaz zamino ke liye mar gaye.. . . . hote aaj Veer BHAGAT SINGH to kehte.. yaar SUKH-DEV . RAJGURU , Ham bhi kin kamino ke liye mar gaye..
  • 9 years ago



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  • Ek Bacha Khoob Maar Pitayi Karke School Se Aaya. Uski Maa Ne Uska Kharoncho Se Bhara Chehra Dekha To Gusse Mein Boli. Tumne Fir Kisi Se Ladai Ki H Na? Maine Tumhe Kitni Baar Samjhaya H Ki Kabhi Bhi Ladai Karne Se Pehle 10 Tak Ginti Gina Karo. Bacha: Mujhe Pata H. Lekin Dusre Ladke Ki Maa Ne Use Sirf 3 Tak Ginti Karne Ko Kaha Tha.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Jab se howa hai pyar dil bass mein nahin ho raha hai Sab ho raha hai minus, kuch pluss mein nahin ho raha hai Aap ke pyar ka ajab sa jadu chaa geya hai carbon dioxide bahar ja raha hai, na oxygen andar arha hai
  • 9 years ago



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  • DiL Ke Dard Ko Dunia WaLe Kya Jane, Prem Ki Boli Ko Zalim Zamana Kya Jane, Hoti Hai Kitni Mehnat sMs Bnane Me, Ye Padhkar DELETE Karne WaLe Kya Jane.
  • 9 years ago



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  • What is the difference between “A Locomotive Engineer” & “A Teacher” ? . . . . . . One Minds The Train, Where As Other Trains The Mind … ;->
  • 9 years ago



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  • KhoobSurat Ladkiya Zyada"Padhai Nahi Karti, Kyuki, Wo Janti Hai Duniya Ke Kisi Kone Me Koi Gadha, Unke Liye Doctor Ya Engineer Ban Raha Hoga.
  • 9 years ago



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  • Socha na tha kabhi aisi dosti hogi Sath mere aap jesi hasti hogi, Jannat ki galiyo k khwab q dekhu, Agar hum saare dost sath honge to nark me b masti hogi...
  • 9 years ago



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  • A girl & boy were sitting alone, that boy started touching de girl, Girl : dont touch me, all this only after marriage. Boy : ok call me when u r married.
  • 9 years ago



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