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  • अब ये कौन अफवाह फैला रहा है की...!!! . . मरने के बाद...!!! मरने वाले का मोबाइल...!!! . जब तक Format न किया जाये...!!! . तब तक उसकी आत्मा भटकती रहेगी...!!!"**
    • 10 years ago



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  • Biwi Market Se Lauti. Pati: Mera Andaza Yeh Keh Raha Hai Ki Iss Dibbe Mein Koi Khaane Ki Cheez Hai. Patni: Arey Wah Mere Pati Parmeshwar, Aap Ne Bilkul Sahi Andaza Lagaya Hai, Isme Mere Naye Sandals Hain.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Hum Pani Kyu Pite Hai.? ? ? ? ? ? KyuKi Hum Use Khaa Nahi Sakte, Taali Mat Bajao Plz... Kasam Se Bachpan Se Genius Hu, Par Kabhi Ghamand Nahi Kiya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sachi-Baat: 45Kg Ki Ladki Ko Uthane Me Ladko Ko Koi Pareshani Nahi Hoti, But 14Kg Ke Gas Cylender Ko Uthane Me Ladko Ke Pasine Chhut Jate Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • English Ke Teacher Ne Student Se Pucha, Bacho Mein Station Nahi Pahuch Saka, Kyunki Meri Taxi Kharab Ho Gayi Thi- Iski English Bnao. Student: Sir Riksha Pakad Lete. Iski English Ku Banwa Rahe Ho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa: Dekh Teri Biwi Ko Saap Kaat Raha Hai.. Banta: Abey Wo Kaat Nahi Raha, Uska Zeher Khatam Ho Gaya Hai To Wo Recharge Karwane Aaya Hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girls Gets 100% Marks Only In 2 Subjects . . . . . . . Which Is . . . . . . . . MakeUp & BreakUp
    • 10 years ago



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  • Six answers give by a GIRL when she is proposed.... 1. Nahi 2. Mujhe waqt chahiye 3. I have always seen u as a friend 4. I alrady have a boy friend 5. We should concentrate on studies. 6. Tum abhi tak mujhe jante kahan ho? Six answers given by a BOY when he is proposed.... 1. Yes 2. Yes 3. Yes 4. Yes 5. Yes 6. Yes
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pyar Ki Har Gali Gumnam Kyu Hai; Judai Aur Maut Ishq Ka Anjam Kyu Hai; Log Dete Hai Ise Naam Khuda Ka; To Fir Ye Munni Itni Badnaam Kyu Hai?? :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladkiyon Ki 1 Smile Ladko Ko Confuse Kar Deti Hai, Pure Din Tak Samajh Hi Nahi Aata Ki, "HAS Ke DEKH RAHI THI, "Ya" DEKH Ke HAS RAHI THI"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Husband: Apne Chehre Se Julfe Hatalo.. Wife: Sajna Aap Bhi Na.. Husband: Agli Baar Khane Me Baal Aya To Maa Kasam Tuje Sajni Se Gajni Bana Dunga..
    • 10 years ago



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  • True Love Song. . . . Bazigar O Bazigar, Teri Mummy Ko Raji Kar, . Oooo. . Tune Dil Mera Toda, Maine Fevicol Se Joda, Mere Fevicol K Paise Vapas Karrrr.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wife: Jaanu kash aap SMS hotay, Main aap ko save karti, Husband: Jaan-e-man, kaash tum ring tone hoti, Main her haftay tumhe change karta ;-)Hushain2
    • 10 years ago



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  • जो मचछर से डर जाता है, उसका खून भी लाल होता है। .... .... जो शेर से लड़ जाता है उसका खून भी लाल होता है।।।। .... ... लेकिन एक अजब खून का जलवा तो गजब ठाट का होता है!!!!!!!!!!!. . ... .... जो मौत को भी ललकारे वो खून "हमारे जवान"का होता है!!!!!!!!"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Roz Logo Se Pange Honge Roz Tere Ghar Mein Dange Honge Agar Tu Mujhe SMS Nahi Bhejega To Yaad Rakhna Tere 12 Bache Honge Aur Sare Lafange Honge wery bed
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teri dosti mein diwane ho gaye, Tujhe apna banate-banate khud se begane ho gaye, Pukar le pyar se ek baar mere dost, Murgae ki aawaz sun ke zamane ho gaye.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Panditji Ne aapke Mobile Ki Raashi Dekh Kar Bataya Hai Ki aapke Mobile Par Kanjusi Ki Maha Dasha Mandra Rahi Hai Turant Mujhe Dher Saare sms Bhej Ke Grah Shanti Kaaren.. Dhanyawad
    • 10 years ago



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  • Funy poetery bus nazron sey daikh liya hota ager tamana thi daraney ki hum to youn hi mar jatey kaya zarouret thi muskuraney ki
    • 10 years ago



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