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  • JIN me basi JANKi. RUM me base RAM ,WHISKY me base VISHNU. SHAMPEN me base SHYAM, BEAR me BRAHMA. DESI me HANUMAN, kis kis ka tyag karu har BOTAL me BHAGWAN (SUNIL BANNAJI{KHIROTI})
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jab Sacchi Lagan Ho, Josh Ho, Junun Ho, Himat Ho, Kartavya Palan Jazba Ho, Dhiraj Ho, Kadi Mehnat Ho, To Aap Bhi, Ji Ha Aap Bhi, BHAINS Paal Sakte Ho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Insaaniyat Ko Pizza Pe Laga K Kha Sakty Hyn…!! Don’t Wonder !! I Tell You The Reason Because Insaaniyat Bhi Ek CHEESE Hoti Hy … ;->
    • 10 years ago



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  • शाहरुख़ को डॉक्टरेट की उपाधि मिलने की खबर सुन, मायावती जी ने फिर से एक बार मिस इंडिया कम्पीटीशन के फॉर्म मंगवा लिए है।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pyaar To Humein Bhi Karna Tha, Par Kuch Khaas Nahi Hua.. Tajmahal To Humein Bhi Banana Tha.. Par afsos Ke.. Loan Pass Nahi Hua..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Meray dil mai dhoom jis larki ne mcha “rakhi” hai Naam us shokh Haseena ka “Allah-rakhi” hai Main “Allah-rakha” hoon, Wo “Allah-rakhi” hai Shayad Allah ny wo mere liye hi bana “rakhi” hai Kehtay hain k “rakhi”hui cheez hi kaam aati hai Is liye mene”rakhi” se laga”rakhi” hai Ab Haqiqat to ye batany k liye “rakhi” hai Ke “rakhi” ne raton ki neend ura “rakhi” hai Ye kya tumne “rakhi rakhi” laga “rakhi” hai Kambakht”rakhi” ne to ksi or se laga “rakhi” hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • He- ♪♪ Agar main kahoon mujhe tumse mohabbat hai, Meri bas yehi chaahat hai toh kya kahogi? ♪♪ She- ja na be Tharki. Paka Mat :-D :-D
    • 10 years ago



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  • Rule Of Boys- Phulo Ki Mahak Churayi Nahi Jati . . Suraj Ki Kirne Chupayi Nahi Jati . . . Kitni B Beautiful Ho Apni Girlfriend Par . . . . Dusri Ladkiyo Se Nazar Hatai Nahi Jati
    • 10 years ago



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  • सहमी, डरी हुई, “कमसिन तनख़्वाह” चुपचाप सर झुकाये आ रही थी.. और “किश्त” “बिल” और “खर्चा” नाम के गुंडे सीटी बजा रहे थे!!” आखिरकार “तनख़्वाह” लुट गयी।
    • 10 years ago



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  • संता : तेरा भाई आजकल क्या कर रहा है? बंता : एक दुकान खोली थी, पर अब जेल में है! संता : वो क्यों.? बंता : दुकान हथोड़े से खोली थी
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Chinese Couple Named Their 3 Babies As.. . 1st Baby "Ching - Chong - Fong" 2nd Baby "Chang - Ching - Kong" 3rd A Negro Child Was Born Husband Named Him.. "Sum - Thing - Wrong"
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक मुर्दे ने क्या खूब कहा, ये लोग, जो मेरी लाश पे रोते हैँ.... अभी उठ जाऊँ तो भागते फिरेंगे साले!!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Ladka, Ladki Se Puchhta Hai: Bachche Kaise Hote Hai ? Ladki: Chup ... !!! . . . Ladka: Batao Na Plz Ladki: Nahi Pata =@ Ladka: Plz ..... !!! Ladki: Thappad Padega Ab Mat Puchhna ..!! Ladka : Are Bewakoof Itna Bhi Nahi Pata... . . . Bachche Shararti Hote Hai ... . . Moral : Girls Hamesha Boys Ko Galat Hi Samajhti Hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Respect her > Honour her > Love her > Protect her > Care 4 her . . For girls: . . . HOW 2 IMPRESS A BOY: > Just smile. Khatam! Ladka Barbaad..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bijlee Ki Taar Or Ladki Mai Kya Similarty Hai??? Guess.. Not Sure Oh Come On Yaar Simple Yaar Dono Nangi Ho Toh Jaan Nikaal Deti Hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Chemistry ki class mein Sir ne 1 Ladki se poocha! "What is Nitrate..?" . . . Ladki sharma kar boli . . . . . . . . . . . "Kya sir, aap bhi na qasam se ekdum direct ho jaate ho... NIGHT RATE is 5000/- sirf aap k liye...aur hotel ka alag
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ik punjabi darbar per gaya aur bola:maira prize bond her souret vich nikalna chahaiye jaisey hi wo darbar sey baher nikla uski jaib sey kisi ney prize bond nikal liya punjabi doubara darbar per gaya aur bola:baba G pehley kisi kanjer di pouri gul samjya karo fair action laya karo
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Bachha Ro Raha Tha, To Uski Mummy Boli: Kyun Ro Raha Hai Mera Lal, Kya Chahiye.? Toffy.? Biscuit.? Cake.? Beta: Bas Ek Sanam Chahiye Aaashiqui Ke Liye.
    • 10 years ago



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