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  • What Iz PurE & SiMpLe Definiti0n of Acc0unting? . . . 1+1=2 (In Private Sector) . . . . 1+ 1= 11 (In Government Sect0r)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Faraz- ye scooty kab li? Vipin- kal raat 1 ladki muje scooty par bahut dur le gai, sab kapde utar k boli- jo chahia le lo mai scooty le aya, Kapdo ka kya karta.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek sardar se kissi ne poocha k sardar ji agar app ko garmi lagy to app kya karo gay? Sardar: jenab hum a.c k pass ja k beth jain gay. Admai: agar phir bhi appko garmi lagy to kya karo gay? Sardar: jenab tab hum a.c on kar lain gay.Hushain2
    • 10 years ago



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  • अकबर ने बीरबल से कहा :- इस दीवार पर कुछ ऐसा लिखो कि, खुशी में पढू तो दुख हो ओर .दुख में पढू तो खुशी हो..... बीरबल ने लिखा :- " ये वक्त गुजर जाऐगा "।
    • 10 years ago



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  • Judge Ne Ek Chor Ko Ghurte Hue Dekha Aur Bola, Ki Tum To 3 Saal Pehle Bhi Adalat Mein Pesh Hue The, Or Yahi Pent Chori Karne Ke Chakkar Mein. Chor: Ji Ha Hujur Ek Pent Aur Kitne Saal Chalegi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladke ne ek ladki ko kaha tute hui dil 6e pyar krogi k dil tutne tak pyar krogi ladki boli tute hui chapal 6e mar khaoge ki chapal tutne tak mar khaoge
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ajab si halat hai tere janay ke bad, Mujhe bhukh lagti nahin khana khanay ke bad, Mere pass 2 hi samose the jo maine kha liye, Ek tere aane se pehle ek tere jane ke baad. Ha ha ha
    • 10 years ago



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  • आज एक टूटा हुआ आईडीया का सिम मिला सड़क पर . . . . . . . . . . . लगता है कोई iin स्टुडेंट फ़ेल हो गया
    • 10 years ago



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  • ShUrkH kHaN kI bIrThDaY pE uS kI wIfE aUsY kIyA gIfT dEgI ? SoChO ? SoChO ThInK ? ThInK SoChO yAr SiMpLe NiSwAr.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Indian Govt kahti hai ki ek ladki padhai kar le to pariwar ke 4 logo ko shikshit krsakti hai. . . . pr ek ladki colge jaati hai to 40 ldke FAIL ho jate h. uska kya??
    • 10 years ago



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  • Samajne Ki Kosish Karo Muje Tang Na Kro, Akela Chhor Do, Raat Bhar Tumhari Waja Se So Nahi Sakta, Mat Khelo Meri Zindgi Se, Aisa Santa Hath Jor Ke Machhar Se Keh Raha Tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Saare India Me Sirf U.P. Ek Aisa State Hai, Jaha Ke Log/Bacche Roj 4-5 Baar Khusiya Manate Hai, Pata Hai Kaise.? ? ? ? ? ? Light Aa Gyi. Light Aa Gyi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Yamraj--ur time is over. Katrina-- kya koi rasta hai bachne ka ? Yam-- Hai. SMS Padne wale ko KISS Karo. Katrina-- Oh shit! Fir to mujhe utha hi lo !!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Me - Walking On Footpath . . Bhikhari: Sahab Kuch Paise De Do, . . Me- Chutte Nhi Hai . . . . Bhikhari: Paytm To Hogana .. To Fir Paytm Kar Dijiye. :-P
    • 10 years ago



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  • Duniya Me Sirf 3 Tarah Ke Log Khush Hai. 1.> Wo Jinhe Sacha Pyar Milta Hai. 2.> Wo Jinhe Acha Yaar Milta Hai, 3.> Wo Jinhe Mera sMs Baar-Baar Milta Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Physical Ka Teacher: Kudrat Shair Ki Kamiyo Ko Kaise Pura Karti H. Agar Ek Aankh Jati H To Dusri Aankh Se Jyada Dikhayi Dene Lagta H. Aur Ek Kaan Se Sunayi Dena Band Kar De To Dusre Se Sunayi Jyada Deta H. Iss Par Techer Ne Bacho Se Udharan Manga. To Ek Ladka Khada Ho Kar Bola: Jaise Ki Taang Choti Ho Jaye To To Dusri Lambi Ho Jati H.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Solid Insult.... larki - meri ek ek saas pe har larka marta h... ..... .... ... .. larka - to tu apna toothpaste kyu nhi chnge krti...
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1234abcd4567efgh ..... . . , . . . Ab kya yahi sab padoge. Padai likhai nhi karna kya. Chale aate hai. Ha ha ha ha....
    • 10 years ago



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