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  • Pani Me Gira Rumal To Rumal Geela Hai; Asman Me Dekha To Asman Bhi Neela Hai; Mohabbat To Sab Karte Hai; Par Mai Karu To Saala Character Dheela Hai...
    • 9 years ago



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  • पत्नी: मेरे पास सबूत है कि तुम्हारा चक्कर पड़ोसन के साथ है। पति: क्या सबूत है? पत्नी: उसका पति कल रात तुम्हारी अंडरवियर पहनकर आया था।
    • 9 years ago



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  • Macchali jal ki rani h, * no no smthing ne * girl frnd dil ki rani h, Paisa uska pani h . Hath lgao chillayegi, Paisa nikalo pat jayegi
    • 9 years ago



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  • ता ने पप्पू को फ़ोन किया संता: कहाँ हो बेटे? पप्पू: हॉस्टल में पढ़ रहा हूँ परीक्षा बहुत नजदीक है इसलिए बहुत पढ़ना पड़ता है। आप कहाँ हो? संता: ठेके पे... तेरे पीछे लाइन में आखिर में खड़ा हूँ। एक हाफ मेरा भी ले लेना ठेका बंद होने वाला है।
    • 9 years ago



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  • Santa ki loutri lagi aur Woh ghar pr jakar apni wife se bola... Santa- Agar mere loutri lagi to tum kya karogi. Wife- 50% lekr tumhe chhod dhungi. Santa- yeh le 50 rupye aur nikal yaha se.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Adhyapak - Kya Tum Kisi Badi Ladai Ke Baare Me Jaante Ho? Ramesh- Ji Haan, Lekin Baat Yeh Hai Ki Mummy Ne Ghar Ki Baate, Baahar Batane Se Mana Kiya Hai.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Teacher: Ganga, Yamuna, Kaveri, Krishna Bharat Ki Nadiyon Ke Naam Hain, To Pakistan Ki Nadiyon Ke Naam Bataao.? Pappu: Rukhsana, Farzana, Rizwana Sultana Aur Shabana!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Kal dry day mubark! Cadbury Me Keede, Dudh Me Milawat, Pani Me Virus, Cold drink M kit-Nashak, Saaf Bachi Hai, To Sirf Sharab. Piyo Sir Utha K Jio Ladkhada K.!
    • 9 years ago



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  • Student Shayari: Aasma mein kaali ghata chai hai, Aaj fir principal se mar khai hai, Sab kehte hai sudhar ja, Kya kare aaj madam fir sheela ban ke aayi hai
    • 9 years ago



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  • Koi Tumhe Jab Pagal Kahe To, Dukhi Mat Hona, Afsos Mat Karna, Rona Bhi Nahi, Darna Bhi Mat, Ek Glaas Thanda Pani Pina Aur Sochna, "SaaLe Ko Pata Kaise ChaLa.?"
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek baat meri samajh mein bilkul nahi aata hai, Tumhari chhapalon ki design har roz badli hui nazar aati hai, Sabhi sandal apne aap mein attractive hain, Kya tumhare boyfriend kisi joote ki company ke representative hain…
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ladki Sath Ho To Restaurant Ka Bill Ladki Door Ho To Mobile Ka Bill Ladki Hamesha Ke Liye Hi Door Ho Jaye To Daru Ka Billlllll
    • 9 years ago



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  • Daru Pio To Aankhe Lal, Mehndi Lagao To Hath Lal, Kiss Karo To Lips Lal, Kisi Ladki Ko Chhedo To Muh Lal, Bach Gaye To Jio Mere Lal Jio
    • 9 years ago



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  • TV on karo Abhi abhi Govt india ne ordinance jari kia ha k, khubsurat logon ko is mulk se nikal dia jaega, ap to 100% safe ho, "Uff main kahan jaon?"
    • 9 years ago



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  • “Life mein hamesha Hanstay, Muskuratay aur Gungunatay raho Ta’kay Log aap ko dekhtay hi samajh jayain k aap Un-married ho
    • 9 years ago



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  • Boy:" Main tumse bahat pyar krta hu . Reh nhi skta tumhare bina . . Girl:" Mere piche apni zindagi barbad mat kar . . Boy:" Q ?? . . Girl:" Iss raste pe patthr or kanto k alwa kuch nhi . . Boy:" Are pagli... tu tension na le Mere paas WOODLAND k shoes hai bas tu patja. =)) :-D
    • 9 years ago



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  • Shadi Ke Ek Din Ka Khrcha Rs.5.Lakh. Aur Love Mariage Sirf 100 Ka Stamp, 70 Notry, 50 Varmala Total Rs.220/- Paisa Apka Faisla Aapka
    • 9 years ago



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  • Wife(kitchn se):ji sunte ho ajkl me khubsurat hoti ja rhi hu Husband:2mne kaise jana? Wfe:Ajkal meri khubsurti dekhkr rotiya v jalne lagi h.
    • 9 years ago



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