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  • Jungle Badhaao Desh Bachaao Pasina Bahaao Paisa Kamaao Message Bhejo Frndship Badhaao Nahi To Switch Off Karo Mobile.. . . "Battery Bachaao"..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tujhe Mujhse Mujko Tujse Jo Bohat Hi Pyar Hota, Na Tujhe Qaraar Hota Na Mujhe Qaraar Hota, Tera Har Marz Ulajhta Meri Jaan-e-natwaan Se, Jo Tujhe Zukaam Hota Tou Mujhe Bukhaar Hota, Jo Mein Tujko Yad Karta Tujhe Cheenkna Bhi Parta, Mere Sath Bhi Yakeenan Yehi Bar Bar Hota, Kisi Chowk Mein Lagate Koi Chooriyon Ka Khokha, Tere Sheher Mein Bhi Apna Koi Karobaar Hota, Gham-o-ranj Aashiqana Nahin, Calculator’aana, Isey Mein Shumaar Karta Jo To Be’shumaar Hota,
    • 10 years ago



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  • Oye Mil Gya,mil Gya, Mil Gya,haa-haa Mil Gya,Balle-Ballemil Gya, Dhinchk-Dhinchk Mil Gya, Apna Kaam Chod K Mera Sms Pdhnewala "Bewakuf" Mil Gya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wo Ladki Aaj Bhi Thand Me Mar Rahi Hai, Jisko Maine 1 Baar Kaha Tha, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tum Bina Swetar Ke Katrina Kaif Lagti Ho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lohe Se Jyada Log Sone Se Pyar Karte Hai, Kamal Se Jyada Gulab Se Pyar Karte Hai, Ek Hum Hi Hai Jo GirFriend Se Jyada, Aapne Dost Ko Yaad Karte Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • मोदी जी ने दोस्ती का हाथ बढ़ाया पर... नवाज़ शरीफ टस से मस ना हो रहे कह रहे है कि जब तक सनी देओल हैण्डपम्प नहीं लौटाता, कोई बातचीत नहीं होगी..
    • 10 years ago



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  • yaad teri na aayae aisa honae na dengae, dost tere jaise khonae na dengae sharafat se contact me rehnaa varna kaan ke nichae do kheench ke denge!! Samje ya samjau
    • 10 years ago



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  • Similarity Between GANDHI SALMAN & MALLIKA? Teeno Ne Kapdo Ka Tyag Kiya Tha. Ek Ne DESH Ke Liye, Dusre Ne AISH Ke Liye, Tisri Ne CASH Ke Liye Kasamkhan
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aansun tera gire to Aankhen meri ho Dil tera dhadke to Dhadkan meri no Bhagwan kare humari Dosti itni Gahre ho ki Naukri tum karo Aur SALARI Meri ho...!!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Shoping Mein New Couple Ghumne Gaye . Ladka Shirt Dekhne Lag Gaya Tabhi Ladki Aage Chali Gayi Or Wo Dono Store Mein Hi Gum Ho Gaye, Tabhi Ladke Ne Salesman Se Pucha Sir Aapne Meri Girlfriend Ko Dekha. Salesman- Nahi Maine Use To Nahi Dekha Lekin Agar Aap Humare Shoping Mall Mein Kisi Bhi Acche Mall Se Haskar Baate Karoge To Aapki Girlfriend Daudi Hui Chali Aayegi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • A Couple Was Fighting.. . . Girl- Kamine Mai Tere Kapde Faad Dungi . . . Boy- Dekh Ab Tu Serious Fight Me Romance Ki Bat Mat Kar :p
    • 10 years ago



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  • Zoo me ek aadmi ne 3 bhasa bolne wala tota dekha. Usne test karne ke liye pucha. Admi-who r u? Tota-i m parrat. Admi-tum kaun ho? Tota-main tota hun. Admi-tu k hawa? Tota-tohare mai k bhatar hai re sare ek bar bata dehali to bar-bar kahen puchat hawe!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Banto : Aaj Kal Mere Pati Ka Apni Assitant Se Joro Ka Ishq Chal Raha H. Lady Police : Tumhe Kaise Malum? Banto : Raat Ko Jab Maine Unke Gale Mein Baahe Daalkar, Ek Saari Ki Farmaish Ki To Weh Neend Mein Hi Bole, Pehle Ye Letter Type Karke Lao Jo Maine Btaya Hai, Phir Le Lena.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Master: How Old is ur father? Pappu: As old as I am. Master: How is it possible? Pappu: He became father only after I was born. Teacher ne bachon se kaha “jab ham student they to bohat laiq they” Aik bachay ne masoomiat se kaha “Ap ko ustaad qabil mil gaey hon gey”
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Engineering Ke Student Ne Hostel Se Apne Father Ko Letter Likha No Money, No Fun, Your Son. . Jawab Aaya . How Sad, Very Bad, Your Dad.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dosti karo college wali se, Ishq ladao office wali se, Flirt karo paros wali se, Pyar karo dil wali se, Ankhe ladao sali se aur Maar khao ghar wali se Kk
    • 10 years ago



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  • Master : Beta koi pyarwali shayari sunao, Student : Mota marta moti pe, Bhukha marta Roti pe, Master ji ki hai do beti, aur mai marta hu chhoti pe
    • 10 years ago



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