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  • Girl in shop:"Bhaiya koi valentine card hai Jisme likha ho.. "Tum hi mera pehla aur akhri pyar ho" . . . shopkeper:"Haan hai.. . ... . . . . . Girl:"theek hai jaldi se "9"de do.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kabhi Khamosh Honge To Majbur Na Samjhna, Kabhi Chup Rahenge To Gurur Na Samjhna, Aur Kabhi Msg Karna Bhool Gye, To Hume Apni Tarah Kanjus Na Samjana.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Real Best Friends. Ek Dost Ne Aadhi Raat Ko Apne Dost Ko Call Karke Kaha, Yaar Main Ro Raha Hun. Dost Na Kaha, Bhaad Main Jaa Main So Raha Hun.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa K Dono Kaan Jal Gaye Doctor : Tumharey Kaan Kese jaly ? Santa : Main Qameez Istari Kar Raha tha ke Phone Aa Gaya. Main ne Jaldi main Phone ki Jagah Istari Kaan ko Laga Li..! Doctor : To Doosra Kaan Kese Jala ? . . . . Santa : Ab Ambulance ko Bhi Phone Karna Tha Na..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Sharab Sareer Ko Khatam Krti Hai Sharab Samaj Ko Khatam Krti Hai, Aao Aaj Is Sharab Ko Khatam Krte Hain, Ek Bottle Tum Khtam Kro, Ek Bottle Hum Khatam Krte Hai.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Kuch SaaL Pehle Log Jab Nind Se Jagte The, To Pehle Bhgwan Ki Tswir Dekhte The, Ab Log Jagte Hai To Dekhte Hai Ki, Kitne Missed Call Hai Aur Kitne Msg.?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dekho mousam kitna suhana hai, thandi thandi fizaon ka ana jana h, kuch sms kr liya karo mere dost kya isi paise se apni shadi ka card chhapwana h.
    • 10 years ago



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  • ऐम्प्लॉय :-सर शर्ट अच्छी लग रही है आप पे…..! मनेजर :- छुट्टी नहीं मिलेंगी…! एम्प्लॉय : सर सिर्फ शर्ट अच्छी लग रही है मुह वैसा ही है कुत्ते जैसा……!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Khuda Aapko Paisa, Bangla, Reputation, Shakti-Bhakti Pyar, Car, Aur, Aur, Aur, Kya Dekh Rahe Ho, "LALCHI" Itna Kafi Nahi Hai Kya.?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aaj Ka Upadesh:- Agar Ghee Seedhi Ungli Se Na Nikle Toh To Ghee Ko Garam Kar Lo Har Cheez Me Ungli Karna Acchhi Baat Nahi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Boy- hm 45 bhai behan h Grl- what ? tmhare ghr population check krne wale nhi aaye the ... Boy - Aaye the pr hm padh rahe the , vo COACHING centr samajh kr chley gaye the
    • 10 years ago



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  • कोलेज की गलियो में अजीब खेल होता है, क्लास के बहाने दिलो का मेल होता है, नोट्स की जगह लव होता है, इस लिए तो पप्पू हर साल फेल होता है!
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 bacha darwazey ki bell bjaney ki koshish kar raha tha 1 buzurg ney daikha to bell bja di aur poucha beta aur kuch? Bacha:baba g hun Nassooo...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tum Apun Ko Itna Message Karta Hai, Apun Ko Reply Karne Ko Majbor Karta Hai, Kya Iss Ke Peeche Koi Plan Hai Ya Auron Ki Tarah Tum Bhi Apun Ka Fan Hai!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Funy Poetery Ager Aj iqbal zinda hotey to Zardari sey farmatey wabasta rah-e-shajer Sey umeed-e-bahaar rakh Kisey khoti maa daya bachya thora tey hath hola rakh
    • 10 years ago



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  • अपवाद: लड़के की सफलता के पीछे एक लड़की का हाँथ होता है। In General: लड़के की असफलता के पीछे लड़की का हाँथ होता है ।
    • 10 years ago



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  • santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doonga santa:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ladka ek ladki ka picha kar raha tha ; ladki_ tumhe pata hai mere piche meri ma aa rahi hai . Ladka _ tu tenshan mat le hum khandani aashiq hai teri ma ke piche mera baap aa raha hai...KISHOR UPASE (P)
    • 10 years ago



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