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  • PagaL khanay ka Incharge, 1 PagaL se, "Aap theek hain is liye Apko chorra ja raha hai Magar Afsoos KaL Jis PagaL ko ap ne Swimming PooL mei Doobney se Bachaya tha Aj Us ne Phanda Daal k Khudkushi karli." PagaL: "Us ne Khudkushi Nai ki wo to maine Usay sookhney k liye latka diya tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Beat dis one !!! Boy : Hello ! Girl : Hi ! Boy: I am jeet. Girl: Hello Jeet, where are you from? Boy: Darr ke aagey **BLOCKED FOrever**
    • 10 years ago



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  • What is the diff. between "GHAZAL" and "LECTURE"? Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"and Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE".
    • 10 years ago



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  • Office Mein Kaam Karne Wali Recipenist Silk Ki Ek Dress Layi Jo Kaafi Patli Thi, Aur Apne Office Friend Ko Dikha Rahi Thi- Ye Dekho Mere New Silk Ki Dress. Pankaj : Tum Bhi Kamal Karti Ho Yaar Ye To Transparent H Aar-Paar Ka Sab Kuch Dikh Raha H. Reception Wali Ladki: Tum Bhi Ajib Ho Pankaj, Mein Jab Ise Pehnungi To Aar-Paar Kaise Dikhega.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Niche Jaao Aur Jito Ek Smart Ladki, , , , , , , Aur Niche , , , , , , , , , , , YAKIN Nahi Hota Tum Ek Ladki Ke Liye itna Niche Gir Sakte Ho.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mere Pairo Tale Se Us Waqt Zameen NikaL Gyi Aey Dosto, Jab Usne Kaha "I Love U Jaan" . . . . Wala sMs Galti Se Aapko Send Ho Gya Tha Bhai Jaan
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Aap Jante Ho Ki Ladkiyo Ki Life HAPPY Aur ENJOYMENT Wali Kyo Hoti Hai.? ? ? ? ? ? KyuKi Unko Koi Girl Friend Nahi Hoti.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Marasi:ap key mkaan ki chaat awaz karti hai iski mramet karwain malik:yeh to rab ka zikar karti hai marasi:rub khush rakhey kitey zikar kardey kardey sajda e na kardey
    • 10 years ago



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  • गालिब फरमाते हैं.. चली जाती हैं आये दिन वो बयूटी पार्लर में यूँ.. उनका मकसद है, मिसाल-ए-हूर हो जाना.. मगर ये बात किसी बेग़म की समझ में क्यों नहीं आती कि.. मुमकिन ही नहीं किशमिश का फिर से अंगूर हो जाना..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • ग्रूप में ज्यादा भिड़ होने के कारण निर्णय लिया गया है की Even नंबर वाले सोम ,बुद्ध और शुक्र वार को Odd नंबर वाले मंगल , गुरू , एवं शनि वार को मेसेज करें और रविवार को फ्री रहेगा सबके लिय हा हा हा हा हा हा हा हा हा हा हा हा
    • 10 years ago



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  • Devdas Ki Tarah Jaan Mat Do Yaaro.. Pyar Ko Laat Maaro Yaaro.. Meri Baat Maano Yaaro, Na Chandramukhi Na Paaro.. Roz Raat Ek Kingfisher Maaro, Aur Chain Se Zndgi Guzaaro..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • DHABE Pe PATI Ne 1 BANANA SHAKE & PATNI Ne 2 mosambi juice Piye. Counter Pe Payment K Time WAITER Ne AAWAZ Di: BHAIYA Ka 1 KELA Aur BHABHI Ka 2 Mosambi Kaat lena. Lik
    • 10 years ago



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  • Arz kiya hai!!! . . Seema ki koi seema nhi hai wah wah ! Arz kiya hai Seema ki koi seema nhi hai boys this is advice from me girls se bacch ke rahna bcoz hamara koi bima nhi hai .....
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Shahab Har Roj Ek Restra Mein Chai Peete The, Lekin Waiter Ko Tip Diye Baigar Hi Chale Jate The, Ek Din Chaiye Peene Ke Baad Unhone Waiter Ko Bulaya Aur 50 Rupee Ka Note Dete Hue Bole- Aaj Se Tumhe Har Roj Tip Mila Kareghi. Waiter: Thanku Sir. Kal Se Aapko Bhi Juthi Chaiye Nahi Mileghi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa : Daadi Neend Nahi Aa Rahi. Hum Baate Kare. Daadi: Thik Hai. Santa : Daadi Kya Hum Hamesha 5 Hi Rahenge? Aap, Mom, Dad, Main Aur Behen. Daadi : Nahi Beta Aapki Shaadi Ho Jayegi Toh 6 Ho Jayenge. Santa : Fir Behen Chali Jayegi Shaadi Karke Toh Fir 5 Ho Jayenge. Daadi : Beta Fir Aapka Beta Ho Jayega Toh 6 Ho Jayenge. Santa : Fir Aap Mar Jaaogi Toh Hum Wapas Se 5 Ho Jayenge. Daadi : Kaminne, Kutte Haramkhor Soja Chup Chap.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pyar Ki Har Gali Gumnam Kyu Hai; Judai Aur Maut Ishq Ka Anjam Kyu Hai; Log Dete Hai Ise Naam Khuda Ka; To Fir Ye Munni Itni Badnaam Kyu Hai?? :P
    • 10 years ago



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  • *Hr Biwi Ki Dua* Ya Khuda Mere shohar Ko Taraki DE . Dolat de Bangla De . Mujhe Ku ch Ni Chahiye Tu Sab Mere shohar Ko .de . . . BAKi. ...US se lena mera kaam. :-D :P
    • 10 years ago



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