Funny SMS, New Whatsapp Status

Doctor ab toh mein samose khate hue diet pepsi peeti hun, fir bhi mein moti hun. Main kya karun? :P :-D ~ Girls

10 years ago

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Sangeet ke saath aawaz.. Phool ke saath khusbu.. Jism ke saath rooh.. Khusi ke saath gham.. Aapko tang karne ko hum Har lamha har dam.. Dost

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dO U kNw wAT Is diFfRnCe bEtweEN RadIo nD AKHbaR? > < > < > < sIMplE JaNiX AKhbAar ME Hum rOtYaAn bEch sKte nD RaDIo mAI Ni;->

10 years ago

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Gabbar Ne Sholay Me Thakur Ke Hath Kyo Kate The.? ? ? ? ? ? Kyo Ki Thakur Gabbar Ko sMs Nahi Karta Tha Baki Aap To Samajdar Ho ishara Hi Kafi Hai.

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अगर बेमतलब खर्च करोगे तो आपकी औलाद तंग होगी.... सलीम खान को देख लो......अपनी सारी कहानियां बेच डाली, अब सलमान बिना कहानी वाली फिल्म करता फिरता है

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Har kisi ka ladkiyon ko purpose karne ka apna hi funda hai bidu, koi gulab deke purpose karta hai . . To koi gulab jamun khilake. Yeh India hai yahan sab chalta hai. Dhichkyau.. ...

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Santa In Court ( Sad ) : Bachpan Mein Agar Maa Ki Baat Suni Hoti To Aaj Ye Din Nahi Dekhna Padta . . . . . Judge : Kya Kehti Thi Tumhari Maa ? . . . . . . Santa : Judge Sahab Tum Bhi Gawaaro Wali Baat Kar Rahe Ho...Jab Suni Hi Nahi To Bataau Kaise.. xD

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Dil cheer k bhi deikho gy to Dard dhoond na pao gy “Faraz” Q k Dard Meray Dil mein nahi “ghutnay” mein hai..:-) (,”)> / )( haye 0ye! <”_

10 years ago

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3 fastest mode of communication RADIO TELEVISION TELEPHONE Still want fastest communication? "TELL A WOMEN" aag ki tarah faila degi;-)

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पप्पू प्रपोज करते हुए: I LOVE YOU. . लड़की: तमीज से बात करो . . पप्पू: ओम मंगलम भगवान विष्णु मंगलम गरुड ध्वज्: मंगलम पुण्डरिकाक्षाय with Due respect I Beg To say That " I Love You" देवी जी ,offer ग्रहण करें , स्वाहा !

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Jeene Ki Khwaish Me Har Roz Marte Hain Wo Aaye Na Aaye Hum Intezaar Karte Hain Jutha Hi Sahi Mere Yaar Ka Vaada Hum Sach Maankar Aitbar Karte Hain

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Ishq Ke Khayaal Bahut Hain.. Ishq Ke Charche Bohat Hain.. Sochte Hain Hum Bhi Kar Le Ishq.. Par Sunte Hain Ishq Mein Kharche Bohat Hain..

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पडोसी के घर से प्याज भुनने की खुश्बू आ रही है...क्या इनकम टैक्स वालों को इन्फॉर्म किया जाये...!

10 years ago

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Karz Rishte Ka Ada Kon Karega, Dost Nahi Raha To Pyar Kon Karega, Aey Khuda Mere Dost Ko Salamat Rakhna, Warna Meri Shadi Me Daar P K Drama Kon Karega.

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Girl: I Like Ur ‘Teeth’. Boy: Oh Really, Why? Girl: ......Becoz Yellow Is My Favorite Color. (_”) <|| _/ .. Hight of Insult

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बढ़ती हुई मंहगाई और घटती हुई कमाई को देखकर , ‪आधार‬ कार्ड नहीं, बल्कि उधार‬ कार्ड की जरुरत महसूस हो रही है|

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Maa- Nalayak Kaha Thi Itni Raat Tak? Beti- Boyfriend Ke Saath, Maa- Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala, Beti- Toh Kya Hua Maa Fair & Lovely Hai Na.

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GadHa gArI aUr cAr mAy kyA fArAk hA …? GadhA gArI mAy gAdHa bhAr hOTa hA aUr cAr mAy ghAdA aNdAr hOtA hAi.

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Call me a flirt, Call me a fake; That’s just me so give me a break; Call me weird, Call me a geek; Call me what you want, I m just unique!

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Bahut sweet hai woh jise hum chahte hai, Har pal khuda se usiko mangte hai, Dil tarasta hai use Pane ko, Kya Aap ka dil nahi karta.. DAIRY-MILK Khane ko?

10 years ago

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