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  • Beat dis one !!! Boy : Hello ! Girl : Hi ! Boy: I am jeet. Girl: Hello Jeet, where are you from? Boy: Darr ke aagey **BLOCKED FOrever**
    • 9 years ago



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  • What is the diff. between "GHAZAL" and "LECTURE"? Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"and Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE".
    • 9 years ago



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  • Dil todne ki saja nahi milti, Dil tutne ki wajah nahi milti, MAAL to bahut fass jaate hai mere dost... Bas unhey thokne ki jagah nahi milti....! :D
    • 9 years ago



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  • CHEMISTRY at Its Peak Teacher : What happens when CarbOn MOnOxide reacts with 2 MOlecules Of IrOn?? Student : COFFEE !! Teacher : HOW ?? Student : CO 2Fe = COFFEE!! Teacher Shocked Student Rocks !! :P
    • 9 years ago



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  • Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega saat pheron ke saath koi tumse bandh jayega. Abhi bhi waqt hai kisi se affair kar lo kya pata kal kaun sa model tumhe saunpa jayega..
    • 9 years ago



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  • Wife is a Memory Card; Husband is an ATM Card; Parents are PAN Card; Girlfriend is a Debit Card; Sister-in-law is a Recharge Card; Child is an Identity Card; But Friends are AADHAR Card - Bloody useful everywhere!
    • 9 years ago



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  • पप्पू: माँ, मै सोता हुआ कैसा लगता हूँ? जीतो: बहुत प्यारा। पप्पू: तो फिर उठाती क्यो हो?
    • 9 years ago



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  • Generation Effect... . Ek bachha ro raha tha, to uski mummy boli= kyun ro raha hai mera lal, kya chahiye.. ?? . Toffy.. ?? . Biscuit.. ?? . Cake.. ?? . . . . . Beta= Bas ek sanam chahiye Aaashiqui ke liye :))
    • 9 years ago



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  • I Garib ka beta: Maa mene sapna dekha ke... mera 1 pair zameen par aur dusra aasman Mein.. . . . . . . . Maa: Is tarah ke sapne mat dekha kar, beta , ek hi chaddi hai wo bhi phat jayegi.....
    • 9 years ago



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  • Aashiqui 3 Song Tu Hi Yeh Mujhko Bata De Chahu Me Ya Naa. . . . . Apne Tu Ghar Ka Pata De, Aaau Main Yaa Naaa. . . . Apna Tu Phone Number Bta De, Call Lagau Main Yaa Naaaaa.. . Khaana Tu Rakh De Paka Ke, Khau Me Yaa Na. . Itna Bta De Mujhko Kab Milne Aau Tujhko. . Ab Hota Nhi Intizaaar Tu Hu Ye Mujhko Bata De . . . . . Koi Dusri Patau Main Yaa Naaaa.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ek bhar santa banta ki khub pitayi huyi kyun ki Uh ik jagah fokat ka khana khate huye mile tho unhone kha ki hum ladake walo ki tarap se hain :::aur uh birthday party thi::::
    • 9 years ago



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  • TEACHER: YE BATAO K PRINCIPAL KISAY KEHTE HAY? . . . . PATHAN: WO PUL JIS PE SE PRINCE GUZARTA HAY OSAY “PRINCIPAL” KEHTE HAY…. ;)
    • 9 years ago



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  • खतरनाक देशी गर्लफ्रेंड !! छोरी--कित है तूँ?? छोरा--हस्पताल म्हँ हूँ, एक कार आला टक्कर मारग्या। छोरी--अच्छया,छुट्टी कद मिलैगी?? छोरा-- दो दिन पाच्छै! छोरी--ठीक है, दो दिन बाद छुट्टी मिलतै ए मेरा रिचार्ज करवा दिए,नही तो दुबारा हस्पताल म्हँ पहुँचा दयूँगी!!!
    • 9 years ago



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  • भाईसाब ???? दिल :broken_heart: तो तब टूटता है :confounded:,
    जब आप :sunglasses: किसी शादी :sparkles::couple_with_heart::sparkles:
    में जाओ और ढंग की लड़की :woman: ना दिखे.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Degrees of Girls….! B.A = Beautiful Angel B.E = Beautiful Eyes B.Sc = Beautiful Structure L.L.B = Lovely Lips and Body M.B.A = Married but Available
    • 9 years ago



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  • Ummidon ki manzil dheh gayi, khwabon ki duniya beh gayi, ab aapki kya izzat reh gayi, jab ek jhakaas item aapko “Bhaiyya” keh gayi
    • 9 years ago



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  • Life me kitne bhi Dukh Mile Gam Mile Apne Aansu Bah jane dena Unhe Rokna Mat Kyunki Ruke hue Pani me hi Malaria wale Macchar Ande dete hain.
    • 9 years ago



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  • Pathan chapple agey rakh k namaz parh raha tha molvi:chapple agey rakhney sey namaz nai hoti Pathan:aur peachey rakhney sey chapple nai hoti
    • 9 years ago



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