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  • Kalyugi Bacccha ! Pota :- Dadi, is Ghar mein hum 5 log rehte hain na Papa, Mama, Main, Didi auraap ! Dadi -: Teri Shaadi hogi to 6 ho jaayenge ! Pota :- Didi ki Shaadi hogi to phir 5 ho jaayenge ! Dadi :- Tera Baccha hoga phir 6 ho jaayenge ! Pota :- Aap mar jaoge to phir 5 hoJayenge ! Dadi :-"Soo Jaa Haraamzaade"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mat Khel Mere DiL Se Main Bahut Nazuk Mizaaz Ka Hu, Tuje Khabar Bhi Na Hogi Yu Hi Haste Haste Main Mukka-Wukka Maar Dunga Fir Mat Boliyo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ye sms jin khubsurat Lrkon OR lrkiyun ko milta Hai… 5 Second baad unka mobile off ho jata hai…. 00:05 00:04 00:03 00:02 00:01 Nahi howa?? Khodsurat hote to ho jata na.! Mera to 2 Din tak off raha tha..!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pichle 65 salon me sirf 1 hi cheez par Mehngai ka asar nahin hua Woh hai is Desh ke Neta. Woh Kal bhi Do-kodi ke the Aaj bhi do Kodi ke hi h
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dear Girls :- Agar aaj kal aapke inbox me achank hi boys ke msgs aane lage hain.. and wo aapki tareefon pe tareefien kiye ja rahe hai, sath hi bare pyar se baat kar raha hai toH … ♥ . . . . . . Toh zyada influence hone ki and”Awww”karne ki zarurat nahi hai .. Wo larka valetine’s day ka jugar dhundne ke mission par hai . . Uska shikar hone se bachiye
    • 10 years ago



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  • As Kids We ’ Re Not Taught How To Deal With Success ; We ’ Re Taught How To Deal With Failure . If At First You Don ’ T Succeed, Try, Try Again . If At First You Succeed, Then What ?
    • 10 years ago



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  • जो मचछर से डर जाता है, उसका खून भी लाल होता है। .... .... जो शेर से लड़ जाता है उसका खून भी लाल होता है।।।। .... ... लेकिन एक अजब खून का जलवा तो गजब ठाट का होता है!!!!!!!!!!!. . ... .... जो मौत को भी ललकारे वो खून "हमारे जवान"का होता है!!!!!!!!"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Updesh: Daru Pine Se Jindgi Ki Problem Solve Nahi Hoti. Gyaan: Aise To Juice Pine Se Bhi, Problem Solve Nahi Hoti. Isliye Karo Wohi Jo Lage Sahi..
    • 10 years ago



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  • India में बीमारी ठीक होने का श्रेय डॉ को नहीं रुपयों को जाता है... दो हजार रुपए लगे जब जाके ठीक हुआ...
    • 10 years ago



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  • अगर एक आदमी शांत है तो कोई बात नहीं। . . अगर एक महिला शांत है तो समझिए कि तूफान आने वाला है..।।
    • 10 years ago



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  • I.Q.Test: Chaar Zero Ek Saat Likho Likha? Kaise? 0000 Aise Likha.? Fail Correct Ans "4017" Ghar WaLo Ne Kitni Umido Se Padaya Tha, Sab Par Pani Fir Gya
    • 10 years ago



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  • Teacher : Jo andar ane k liye sab se chota sentence bolega use gift milega. Eng child: May i cum in? Hindi Child : Mai Andr a Skta ho ? Varanasi Child : I ka.
    • 10 years ago



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  • छोटी छोटी मगर मोटी बातें : "Eco Friendly दिवाली के चक्कर में मत पड़ो. . जम कर पटाखे फोड़ों. .
    • 10 years ago



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  • Dunia Mein 5 Mushkil Kaam, 1.Hathi Ko Dhakka Lagana 2.Machar Ki Malish Karna 3.Chitti Ko Kiss Karna 4.Ziraf Ki Gardn Dabana 5.Or Aap Logo Se SMS Ki Ummeed Karna..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Wo Chham-Chham Kar Ke Aayi, Wo Chham-Chham Kar Ke Chali Gyi, Main Dhuleti Pe Sindur Le Kar Khada Tha, Wo Rakhi Bandh Kar Chali Gyi.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Khatarnak solution --- Wife ne apni Maa ko fon kiya: Mammi mera un se jhagda ho gya hain, main 3-4 mahino k liye ghar aa rahi hu.... Ab DIL tham lo ..... Maa boli: Jhagda us kambakhat ne kiya he toh saza bhi usey he milni chahiye, Tu wahin ruk main 5-6 mahine k liye aa rahi hoon...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Pee Lenge Tumhara Har Ek Aansu Kabhi Apni Mehfil Mein Baitha Kar To Dekho Bhabhi Kahoge Tum Apni Hi Girlfriend Ko, Kabhi Humse Mila Kar To Dekho.. Waris ali*
    • 10 years ago



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  • Girls ki problem Simple ladke pasand nahi, Modern ladke sincere nahi, Ranbir kapoor milta nahi, aur Main in chakkaro me padta nahi…..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Nind Jab Mujhe Angosh Me Le Ati Hai; Apka Chehra Nigaho Me Bas Jata Hai; Ek Dum Se Meri Ankh Khul Jati Hai; Dil Se Besakhta Ye Awaz Ati Hai . . . . Maa BHOOOOT
    • 10 years ago



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