Oscar Wilde Quotes, Ordinary Quotes, Handbags Quotes

Jack: Actually, I was found. Lady Bracknell: Found? Jack: Uh, yes, I was in... a handbag. Lady Bracknell: A handbag? Jack: Yes, it was... [makes gestures] Jack: an ordinary handbag.

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If one plays good music, people don't listen and if one plays bad music people don't talk.

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If it is not nailed to the floor, it's mine. If I can pry it loose, it is not nailed down.

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No art ever survived censorship; no art ever will.

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The best way to appreciate your job is to, is here to stay.

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For a year after that was done to me I wept every day at the same hour and for the same space of time. That is not such a tragic thing as possibly it sounds to you. To those who are in prison tears are a part of every day's experience. A day in prison on which one does not weep is a day on which one's heart is hard, not a day on which one's heart is happy.

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I have put my talent into writing, my genius I have saved for living.

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Women have become so highly educated... that nothing should surprise us nowadays, except happy marriages.

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She said that she would dance with me if I brought her red roses but in all my garden there is no red rose.

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What are American dry-goods? asked the duchess, raising her large hands in wonder and accentuating the verb. American novels, answered Lord Henry.

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Schopenhauer has analysed the pessimism that characterize modern thought, but Hamlet invented it

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America is one long expectoration.

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The only thing in the world worse than being Oscar Wilde is not being Oscar Wilde.

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One of the many lessons that one learns in prison is, that things are what they are and will be what they will be.

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It seems to me that we all look at Nature too much, and live with her too little.

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I prefer women with a past. They're always so damned amusing to talk to.

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Truth is independent of facts always.

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People may fail many times, but they become failures only when they begin to blame someone else. Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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The final mystery is oneself.

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And alien tears will fill for him pity's long broken urn. For his mourners will all be outcast men, and outcasts always mourn.

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