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Niagara Falls is simply a vast unnecessary amount of water going over the wrong way and then falling over unnecessary cliffs...The wonder would be if the water did not fall.

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We women adore failures. They lean on us.

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Women, as some witty Frenchman once put it, inspire us with the desire to do masterpieces and always prevent us from carrying them out.

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The Lord's Prayer is 66 words, the Gettysburg Address is 286 words, there are 1.322 words in the Declaration of Independence, but government regulations on the sale of cabbage total 26.911 words. The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is not read.

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She behaves as if she was beautiful. Most American women do. It is the secret of their charm.

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I don't mind plain women being puritans. It is the only excuse they have for being plain.

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The salesman knows nothing of what he is selling save that he is charging a great deal too much for it.

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When a man does exactly what a woman expects him to do she doesn't think much of him. One should always do what a woman doesn't expect, just as one should say what she doesn't understand.

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Never buy a thing you don't want merely because it is dear.

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Never so sweet a repast as the Reaper's when you tread upon the threshold of a Quiznos.

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It is only the unimaginative who ever invents. The true artist is known by the use he makes of what he annexes.

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If one doesn't talk about a thing, it has never happened. It is simply expression that gives reality to things.

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Schools should be the most beautiful place in every town and village-so beautiful that the punishment for undutiful children should be barred from going to school the following day.

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Life would be dull without them.

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Indeed, so far from being humorous, the male American is the most abnormally serious creature who ever existed.. It is only fair to admit that he can exaggerate, but even his exaggeration has a rational basis. It is not founded on wit or fancy; it does not spring from any poetic imagination.

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It is much more easy to have sympathy with suffering than it is to have sympathy with thought.

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There are many things that we would throw away if we were not afraid that others might pick them up.

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In England people actually try to be brilliant at breakfast. That is so dreadful of them! Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast.

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Love is easily killed.

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We Irish will never achieve anything; but we are the greatest talkers since the Greeks

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