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  • Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha. Boy was not in that city. So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his girlfriend. He called her up. Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE ain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho. While delivering florist thought: Ye aajka mera sabse achha customer hai. Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu. So, he gave 34 instead of 24. aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Kishan 1 Murga Leke Aaya. Us Murge Ne Aate Hi 150 Murgiyo Ko Ch*d Diya. Ye Dekh Kar Kishan Bahut Khush Hua. Sham Tak Us Murge Ne Sari Batakho (Duck) Or Baki Janwaro Ko B Ch*d Diya, Ye Dekhkar Kishan Kuch Pareshan Hua. Agle Din Jab Subah Hui To Murga Khet Me Mara Pda Tha Or Upar Giddh Mandra Rhe The. Use Dekhkar Kishan Bola, "Mar Gaya Bh*sdi K, Harkate B To Teri Aisi Thi" Tabhi Murge Ne Ek Aankh Kholi Or Bola "Chup Madarch*d Inme Se Ek Ko Niche To Aane De.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Mere har Ghari k Humsfar ...Meri Ulfaton ka jawab de ....Mere Pyar ka Mere Ishq ka ..Sabhi Chahton ka Hisab de.... Maine Zindgi ki har Ghari Teri Justju me guzar di... Mujhe ab Tu Apna Shumar kar.... Mujhe Bewaja na Azab de.... Mei Bikhar rha hun Tutkar ..Teri Ulfaton ki Talash mei.. Mere Ansuon ko Samet le ...Meri Ankhon ko koi Khwab de.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Aalu ne bhindi ko " I Love U" ka messge kia.... Bhindi ne usy buhat bura bhala kaha aur boli Tum itny moty ho or me itni Smart Aalu ko ya sun ka buhatdukh hua.... Aalu ne us din ka baad itni sabziyan Phansai.. k k k Aj aap dekh saktay hen k Aalu-Ghobi, Aalu- Bengan, Aalu-Palak, Aalu-Matar, Aalu-Gajer, Aalu-Methi, or Bichari Bhindi us din se aaj tak akeli hy KHUMANSINH
    • 10 years ago



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  • Choti si Pogo Story :-D . Ek Baar Ek Ladka Hindi Ki Story Pad Raha Tha, To Uske Man Mein Padte Hue Do Shabad Aaye, Aur Usne Apne Papa Se Puchha “Papa, Vishwas Aur Hakikat Mein Kya Fark Hai?” Papa: “Beta, Teri Maan Meri Biwi Hai Ye Hakikat Hai, Lekin Tu Mera Beta Hai Wo Ek Vishwas Hai“ :-D :-D thoko Like Samajh Aya to.
    • 10 years ago



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  • एक पिजंरे मेँ कुछ तोते एक तोती को छेँड रहेँ थेँ........! ♥ जबकि दुसरे पिजंरेँ मेँ एक तोता पुजा और दुसरा तोता नमाज पढ रहा था.............! ♥ मालिक ने सोचा"- कितने नेक तोते है इनके पिजंरे मेँ तोती आराम से रहेगी, ♥ उसने तोती को नेक तोतो के पिजंरे मे डाल दिया, जब तोती उस पिजंरे मे गयी, ♥ तो पुजा करने वाला तोता नमाज पढने वाले तोते से बोला"- ♥ उठो खानसाहब दुआँ कबुल हो गयी, अपनी आईटम आ गयी......$!!
    • 10 years ago



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  • ek ladka tha wo kisi se nhi darta tha fir bhi na jane kiu wo dar dar ke rahat tha raat me sota or utha utha kar rota tha na jane kiu wo kisi se na darte hue bhi wo darta tha maa puchhati par wo kuchha na kehta tha or akele me ja kar wo bahut hi jada rota tha ab usne bta bhi karn sabse chhod dia tha na jane wo kis se darta tha . ek din wo mar gya , or uski diary me likha tha wo english se darta tha . or likha tha mujhe maf kar dena maa papa .
    • 10 years ago



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  • kabhi ajao tum pal bhar ko . . Ek Thi Rani . . Donon Mar Gaye Khatam Kahani. - - - - - Neechay Kya Lash Dhoond Rahay Ho?? Bola Na Kahani Khat
    • 10 years ago



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  • Tchr: Homwrk Qn Nhi Kiya? Stdnt: Sir Fever Tha. Tchr: Beta.. Sach Batao.. Main Kuch Nhi Krunga. Stdnt: Sir TV Dekh Rha Tha Aur Mood Bhi Nhi Tha. Tchr *Slaps*: Bdtmeez Aise Muh Pe Jawab Deta H.. Aise Kaise TV Dekh Rha Tha.. Niym K Mutabik Pehle Homwrk Karna Chahiye Tha..! . . Stdnt: Qn Sch Ka Sabak Sikhaye..? Jb Sach Sun Bhi Na Paye. Sach Koi Bole To Tu, Niyam Kanoon Bataye. Tera Darr.. Tera Pyaar.. Teri Wah.. Tu Hi Rakh... Rakh Saala..! :D :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • !!...TRUE STORY...!! Ek Samay Ki Baat Hai, Main Raat Ko Apne Bed Pe Leta Huva Tha Ki Achanak, . . . . . . Mujhe Neend Aa Gayi Aur Main So Gya.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Phoolwala:"Sahab apni gf ke liye phool le lo.. . Boy:"Meri gf nahi hai.. . Phoolwala:"To mangetar ke liye le lo.. . Boy:"Meri mangetar nahi hai.. . Phoolwala:"To biwi ke liye hi le lo.. . Boy:" Meri biwi bhi nahi hai.. . . . . . . Phoolwala:"Aye duniya ke khush kismat insaan meri taraf se yephool free me le le.
    • 10 years ago



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  • MUST READ: Arre Hame to apno ne luta tha... Gairo me kahan dum tha... Meri haddi wahan tuti jaha hospital band tha. mujhe us ABULANCE Me dala jiska petrol kum tha. Mujhe RIKSHE Me isliye bithaya kyu ki uska kiraya kam tha.. Mujhe doctron ne uthaya. nurson me kaha dum tha.. Mujhe us bed pe litaya. Jiske neeche BOMB Tha... Mujhe bomb se udaaya, goli me kaha dum tha.. Aur COLLEGE Me Dafnaya Kyuki KABARISTAAN Me FUNCTION THA... Lol...!:)
    • 10 years ago



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  • अगर सभी भारतीय 90 दिन तक कोई भी विदेशी सामान नहीं ख़रीदे... तो भारत दुनिया का दूसरा सबसे अमीर देश बन सकता है.. सिर्फ 90 दिन में ही भारत के 2 रुपये 1 डॉलर के बराबर हो जायेंगे.. हम सबको मिल कर ये कोशिश आजमानी चाहिए क्युकी ये देश है हमारा..!!!! kya sirf sarkar hi kosis late rupya bachane ki 1 Indian hone k Nate hamara koi farz nahi
    • 10 years ago



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  • THINKING OF BOYS N GIRLZ IN FIRST MEET;):P Girl: kitna seedha h..! boy: kya maal h..! ... ... girl: nice behaviour..! boy: kash pat jaye..! .. ... girl: dresing sense zabardast h..! boy: skirt, top mein or hot lagegi..! ... .... Girl: agr razi ho gya toh isi se shadi krungi..! Boy: bs 1 bar han krde muje konse shadi karni hai..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Jo is Waqt Bore ho rahe h, Ye PROGRAM sirf Un k liye h, Batayen Dunya ka Pehla Traffic Signal kaha lagaya gaya tha? Jawab janiye is Break k Baad; BREAK -Dairy milk kuch meetha ho jay -Rishta wohi soch nai STAR PLUS -HERO HONDA dhak dhak go -Pantine Katrina ki psand or apki? -Surf Excel Dadi aik Mnt -Dew kyunki dar k age jeet hai. . . . Welcome Back; Thanx for d Wait, Dunia ka Pehla Trafic Signal; . . Road pe lagaya gaya tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Titanic Kaise Dooba Tha Pata Hai??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Guluk Guluk Guluk Dubuk Dubuk Bulubulubulu Poochuk . . Haso Mat Its A Sad Story..!.!! :/
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Rajkumar Ko Shraap Mila Tha.. Ki Wo Ek Saal Me Ek Word Hi Bol Sakta Tha. To Wo 3 Saal Tak Kuch Nahi Bolaa "OR" Wo 3 Saal Tak Intjaar Karta Raha keval Ek Rajkumari Ko I Love You Bolne Ke Lie...! . . Jb Usne Ye Word Bole To Rajkumari Ne Kaha... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Mai Sun Nahi Paayi. Plz Repeat Kro....!♣
    • 10 years ago



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  • 3 cheezain zindagi me 1 bar milti hain 1.Waalden 2.Husn. 3.Jawani 3 cheezain soch samajh ker uthao 1.Qadam 2.Qasam 3.Qalam 3 chizain soch ker karo 1.Mohabbat 2.Bat 3.Faisla 3 chizin kisi ka intezar nahin kartien 1.Maut 2.Waqt 3.Umar 3 chizein choti na samjho 1.Qarz 2.Farz 3.Marz Padho samjho or amal bhi karo.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lettr to principal.Salaam saale!, yeh bata kaun haram khor papr set karta h.. Kamino,stdnts ki jaan nikal jati h. Upar se kutte paper checkng to aise karta h jaise apni maa ki maut ka badla le rha ho.. Aisa sylbus banaya h jaise tumhare yahan toh haram khor sab topper hi janme h. tera baap b is papr mei pass nai hoga. tu khud is papr mein 10 bar fail hoga. tu kabhi bahar mil sale..bataunga tujhe... Urs faithfully,(pagal hu jo apna naam likhunga)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Santa dabang dekh ker aaya, School mei… Sir: santa tumhare sare ans. galat hn, marks de to kahan? Santa: Kamal karte hai sirji, marks hi to mang rahe hai,chup chap de do warna thappad mar k b le sakte hai. Sir: Badtamiz kya bak rha hai? Santa: Badtamiz se yaad aya sir, apke papa kaise hai? Sir: nikal ja class se! Santa: Chup chap se marks de do sir, warna ans sheet me itne chhed karunga, ki confuse ho jaoge ki marks kaha de aur zero kahan!!
    • 10 years ago



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