Funny Story SMS

5 Doctor Aur 3 Teacher Helicopter Per Latke Huwe The Pilot: Wajan Zyada Ho Raha Hai Ek Ko Rassi Chodni Padegi Teacher: ye Qurbani Hum Denge Kyunki Hum Teacher Hai Bajow Thaliyan Sabhi Doctor Ne Thali Bajai Wajan Khud Ba Khud Kam Hogaya Moral Of Story: doctor Bano Ya Engineer Guru To Guru Hota Hai.

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FACEBOOK humara planet hai, hum sab facebook wasi friends-friends hai, hume apna planet prano se bhi pyaraa hai, iski sukh samridhi, vivid jokes, aur posts per hume garv hai, hum iske, page owner banne ka sada preyatn karthe rehenge... hum apne matha-pitha, shikshako, aur gurujano se chup ke- humesha online aane ka promiss lethe hain... facebook wasiyon ke kalyan aur samridhi me hi humara sukh nehit hai.. !!!JAI FACEBOOK!!!

10 years ago

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Ek College Ke Kuch Ladke Roz Ek Hotel Me Jate Aur Ek Waiter Ko Khoob Preshan Karte The. Ek Din Unhe Apni Galti Ka Ehsaas Hua Aur Unhone Waiter Ko 10 Rupaye Tip Dekar Maafi Mangi- "Sorry Bhai,aaj K Baad Hum Tumhe Kabhi Preshan Nhi Krenge." Waiter Khush Hokr Bola-"thnx Bhai,main V Waada Karta Hoon Ki Aaj K Baad Aaplogo Ki Coffey Me Thooka Nhi Krunga ! ! " :)

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Techer: Homework kyu nahi kiya? Student: TV Dekh Raha Tha...Mood Nahi Tha... Teacher:(Slap) Batamiz muh pe jawab deta hai? Student: Kyu Sach ka Sabak sikhaye.. Jab sach sun bhi na paye... Sach koi bole to tu Niyam Kanun bataye.. Tera dar, Tera pyar, Teri wah, Tu hi Rakh, Rakh Saali.. SADDA HAq AitHe RakH... SADDA HAq AitHe RakH...

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k Bachche Ne Shankar Bhagwanji Se Cycle Mangi, Pr Use Cycle Nahi Mili To Usne Mandir Se Ganesh Murti Churai Aur Ek Letter Rakh Diya Agar Bachcha Wapis Chahiye To Cycle Le Anaa.

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Fees maafi ke liye Application: To The Principal High school Sir, Baat ye hui k mere Dad ne mujhe fees k liye 2000 rupe Diye the, 500 ki dosto k sath film dekh li, 500 ki drink ho gayi, 500 ka girlfrind ka recharge karwana pad gaya fir usko 250 ki coffee pilai, aur bache 250 english wali mam pe shart har gaya… Mein samjhta tha ki unka sirf maths ke sir ke saath chakkar hai par unka to aapse bhi chakar nikla, ab aapke paas 2 hi raste haia… Ya to meri fees maaf ya aapka pardafaash.. Asha karta hun meri fees maaf ho jayegi… Aapka pyara Vidyarthi..

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Public Toilet Me Baithe Aadmi Ko Sath Baithe Toilet Wale Ki Awaz Ayi Kya Haal Hai Yar Wo Ghabra Kar Bola Fine Thik Hu Phir Awaz Ayi Kya Kr Rhe Ho Usne Kaha Kuch Nai Tumhari Tarah Baitha Hua Hu Phir Awaz Ayi Mai Abi Aa Jau Tumhare Pass Kya Aadmi Ghabra Kar Na Na Na Mai Abi Busy Hu Than Awaz Ayi Yar Mai Baad Me Call Krta Hu Pta Nai Kaun Kamina Dusre Toilet Se Meri Har Baat Ka Jawab De Rha Hai...

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Boys k t0p 10 jhoot!! 1. Mujhe tmhari bohat fikar hai (jhoota:) 2.Tum meri life ki pEhli aur akhiri pasand ho.. (Astagfirullah :) 3. Cell silent pe tha jaAn ( Larke ka m0bile silent? :) 4. Ami ki call ha jani (Had hogai:-) 5. Hamari shadi zarur hogi. (jho0t m0ot wali :) 6. Mushkil waqt mei mujhe sath pa0gi.. (bhagne walon k :) 7. Pyar mei sub jaiz hai meri jaan.. (Chahe izat ki Abc h0jaye :) 8. Tmhare parents mere parents hain.. (sirf shadi se pehle tak :) 9. Tmhare siwa kisi se bAt nai krta.. (taubA kro :) 10. Tm na mili to kanwara betha rahunga..! :-D (pure ek haftey tak :)

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Doctor Pagal se: Tum Pagal Q huey? Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva se Shadi ki, Uski Jawan Beti se Mere Baap ne Shadi ki Yu Meri wo Beti meri Maa ban gai Un k ghar Beti hui To wo meri Behn hui Magar main uski Naani ka pati tha Is liye wo meri Nathn hui. Isi Tarha mera Beta apni Daadi kaBhai ban gaya Or main apne Bete ka Bhanja aur Mera Baap mera Damaad ban gaya Aur mera Beta apne Dada ka Sala ban gaya aur Dr: Abey chup kar saale Kya mujhe b Pagal krega..?

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Car Mai Pappu Ki Family Jaa Rahi Thi. Police Ne Car Ko Roka: Ye Suraksha Week Hai.. Aap Seat Belt Pehan Kar Car Chala Rahe Ho, . Aapko 5000 Ka Inaam Diya Jata Hai. . Aap Is Inaam Ka Kya Karoge.. ?? . .. Pappu:- Mai Iss Se Apna Driving Licence Banwaunga.. . Tabhi Uski Maa Boli: Iss Ki Baat Ka Yakin Mat Karo.. . Daaru Pee Kar Kuchh Bhi Bolta Hai.. . Uske Papa Neend Se Jaage Aur Police Ko Dekh Ke Bole: Mujhe Pata Tha Ki Chori Ki Car Me Hum Zyada Door Nahi Ja Paenge.. . Tabhi Car Ki Dikki Se Awaaj Aayi: Hamne Bordar Cross Kar Liya Kya ??

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Choti si Pogo Story :-D . Ek Baar Ek Ladka Hindi Ki Story Pad Raha Tha, To Uske Man Mein Padte Hue Do Shabad Aaye, Aur Usne Apne Papa Se Puchha “Papa, Vishwas Aur Hakikat Mein Kya Fark Hai?” Papa: “Beta, Teri Maan Meri Biwi Hai Ye Hakikat Hai, Lekin Tu Mera Beta Hai Wo Ek Vishwas Hai“ :-D :-D thoko Like Samajh Aya to.

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Ek Kishan 1 Murga Leke Aaya. Us Murge Ne Aate Hi 150 Murgiyo Ko Ch*d Diya. Ye Dekh Kar Kishan Bahut Khush Hua. Sham Tak Us Murge Ne Sari Batakho (Duck) Or Baki Janwaro Ko B Ch*d Diya, Ye Dekhkar Kishan Kuch Pareshan Hua. Agle Din Jab Subah Hui To Murga Khet Me Mara Pda Tha Or Upar Giddh Mandra Rhe The. Use Dekhkar Kishan Bola, "Mar Gaya Bh*sdi K, Harkate B To Teri Aisi Thi" Tabhi Murge Ne Ek Aankh Kholi Or Bola "Chup Madarch*d Inme Se Ek Ko Niche To Aane De.

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Funny romantic a love story Once a time ago, a tree love another a tree.... Their realation from today before2 years ago.... So one day 1 tree said, U marry me ? @@@ unbelieveable @@@

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Ye 1 Darawni Kahani Hai, Kamjor Dil Wale Ise Na Pade..!! Barsat Ki 1 Raat Me 1 Budha Aadmi Hath Me 1kitab Bechne Ke Liye Khda Tha, 1 Aadmi Aaya Aur Usne Vo Kitab 3000/- Mein Kharid Li Budhe Aadmi Ne Kitab De Ke Kaha: Jab Tk Koi Musibat Na Aye Kitab Ka Last Page Mat Dekna. Aadmi Ne Kitab Puri Pad Li Lekin Dar Ke Karan Last Page Nahi Khola. 1 Din Usse Raha Nahi Gaya Aur Last Page Khol Ke Dekh Hi Liya Aur Sadme Se Mar Gya.. Last Page Par Likha Tha.. . . . Mrp-rs 15/- Only!

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Titanic Kaise Dooba Tha Pata Hai??? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Guluk Guluk Guluk Dubuk Dubuk Bulubulubulu Poochuk . . Haso Mat Its A Sad Story..!.!! :/

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Ek time meri girlFrnd ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya, Me ghar paucha or bell bajai, Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola, Wo bahut sundar thi, Muskura k boli ap bahut smart ho, Abhi ghar pr koi nhi he. Mai akeli hu,Mai muskraya Or, Apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga, To uski puri family ghar se bahar aa gai or, Meri sharafat ki tarif karte hue, Mujhe gale lagaya or kaha, Hum ko rishta manzur he. Ab mai kya batau? Ke Mai to bike ko lock karne gaya tha...

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Manzile B Us ki Thi OR Rasta B Usi Ka Tha Ek Main Akela Tha Kafila B Usi Ka Tha. Sath-Sath Chalne ki Kasam B Us ki Thi Phir Rasta Badalne ka Feslah B Usi Ka Tha Aaj Kiun Akela Hon Dil Sawal Karta Hai Log To Us Ke The Kiya Kantawali B Usi Ki Thi ? TO KANTAWALI BOLI-- Use Yaar Banane Ki Galti B Teri Thi.. Us Par Yakin Karne Ka Khyal B Tera Tha... Use Kyu Gum Hoga Tere Jane Ka...? Kyuki Sachha Pyar Uska Nahi,,,, Sachha Pyar To Sirf Tera Tha....!

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Ek Chaor Ameer Aadmi Ke Ghar Chori Karne Gaya Tijori Par Likha Tha Tijori Todne Ki Jarorat Nahi Hai 452 No Prees Karke Samne Wala Lal Batan Dabaye Jaise Hi Batan Daba Alaram Baja Aur Police Aagye.. Jate Jate Chor Seth Se Bola. Ab Mera Inshanyat Se Bharosh Uth Gaya Hai..

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Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha. Boy was not in that city. So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his girlfriend. He called her up. Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE ain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho. While delivering florist thought: Ye aajka mera sabse achha customer hai. Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu. So, he gave 34 instead of 24. aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..!

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Zindgi k 5 sach.... Sach no 1: " maa k siwa koi wafadar nhi.. Sach no. 2: " gareeb ka koi dost nahi. sach no. 3: " log acchi seerat ko nahi achi surat ko tarjeeh dete hai. Sach no 4: " izzat sirf paise ki hai insaan ki nahi. Sach no 5: " insaan jis shakhs ko dil se Chahta ho wohi shakhs dukh dard deta hai Agree...???

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