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  • Teacher:3 Idiots Dekhnay ke Bad Ap ko kya Lesson Mila?Pappu:Miss Yehi ki Engineering Padh ke v Medical ki Ladki Fasai Ja Sakti Hai. Miss:Shut Up,Get Out. Bablu:Miss Mein Bataon? Miss:Batao Bablu:Miss College ke 1st Day Underwear Zaror Pehna Chahiye Miss:Get Out. Shamu:Miss Mein Bataon? Samu:Miss Doctor ke Elawa Engineer Bhi Delivery karva Sakta Hai Miss:Get Out. PAVAN:Miss Mein Bataon Miss:gud,bolo PAVAN:FRENCH KISS MEIN NAK BICH MEIN NHIAATI. & I can show demo. Miss:Class is OVER
    • 10 years ago



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  • Nanha Munna Bachha Hu Main. Sabke Man Ko Main Harsaau. Pyar Se Mujhko Jo Bhi Dekhe. Pass Main Uske Aana Chahu. Ada Hai Meri Ye Nakhrali. Baah O Ko. Sabki Tarsaau :D Muskan Meri. Aisi Albeli. Dil Me Sabke Pyar Jagau. Le Lo Mujhko Godi Me Tum. Mithi Pappi :* Main De Jaau :* Susu Pe Control Nahi Hai. Jab Tab Diaper Gila Kar Jaau..hehehe :P Bhuk Lage Hai Jab Bhi Mujhko.mumma Mumma Main Chillau>
    • 10 years ago



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  • ek ladka tha wo kisi se nhi darta tha fir bhi na jane kiu wo dar dar ke rahat tha raat me sota or utha utha kar rota tha na jane kiu wo kisi se na darte hue bhi wo darta tha maa puchhati par wo kuchha na kehta tha or akele me ja kar wo bahut hi jada rota tha ab usne bta bhi karn sabse chhod dia tha na jane wo kis se darta tha . ek din wo mar gya , or uski diary me likha tha wo english se darta tha . or likha tha mujhe maf kar dena maa papa .
    • 10 years ago



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  • Fees maafi ke liye Application: To The Principal High school Sir, Baat ye hui k mere Dad ne mujhe fees k liye 2000 rupe Diye the, 500 ki dosto k sath film dekh li, 500 ki drink ho gayi, 500 ka girlfrind ka recharge karwana pad gaya fir usko 250 ki coffee pilai, aur bache 250 english wali mam pe shart har gaya… Mein samjhta tha ki unka sirf maths ke sir ke saath chakkar hai par unka to aapse bhi chakar nikla, ab aapke paas 2 hi raste haia… Ya to meri fees maaf ya aapka pardafaash.. Asha karta hun meri fees maaf ho jayegi… Aapka pyara Vidyarthi..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Techer: Homework kyu nahi kiya? Student: TV Dekh Raha Tha...Mood Nahi Tha... Teacher:(Slap) Batamiz muh pe jawab deta hai? Student: Kyu Sach ka Sabak sikhaye.. Jab sach sun bhi na paye... Sach koi bole to tu Niyam Kanun bataye.. Tera dar, Tera pyar, Teri wah, Tu hi Rakh, Rakh Saali.. SADDA HAq AitHe RakH... SADDA HAq AitHe RakH...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Budhe Aadmi Ne Socha Ki Meri Biwi Ko Shayad Sun Na Kam Ho Gaya Hai So Check Karne Ke Liye Ek Din Uske Piche Gaya Aur Bola Buddha:"Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun RahiHo?" Koi Jawab Nahi Aya, Vo Thoda Sa Aur Aage Gaya Aur Fir Bola Buddha: "Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun Rahi Ho?" Is Bar Bhi Koi Jawab Nahi Aya, Vo Bilkul Uske Kareeb Chala Gaya Aur Bola Buddha: "Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun Rahi Ho?" Budhi Chillate Hue: “bhootni Ke, Ye Teesri Baar Haan Bol
    • 10 years ago



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