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  • Techer: Homework kyu nahi kiya? Student: TV Dekh Raha Tha...Mood Nahi Tha... Teacher:(Slap) Batamiz muh pe jawab deta hai? Student: Kyu Sach ka Sabak sikhaye.. Jab sach sun bhi na paye... Sach koi bole to tu Niyam Kanun bataye.. Tera dar, Tera pyar, Teri wah, Tu hi Rakh, Rakh Saali.. SADDA HAq AitHe RakH... SADDA HAq AitHe RakH...
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 Ladke Ko Ladki Se Pyar Ho Gya Lekin Ladki Ne Use Thukra Dia . Ladke Ne Kaha Tum 10 Din K Andar Mujhse Mohbbat Ka Iqrar Karo Gi . . Or Ladka Din Rat Barish Me Dhoop Me Us K Ghar K Samne Khada Raha . 9 Din K Bad Ladki Ko Sach Me Ladke Ki Mohbbat Ka Ahsas Ho Gya Us Ne Socha Subah Pyar Ka Iqrar Krungi Lekin Jab Wo Ladke Ko Milne Gayi To Ladka Use Wahan Na Mila Aur 1 Kagaz Mila Jis Par Likha Tha * * Tere Chakkr Main Teri Bahen Set Ho Gayi Hai . . Sorry Saali Sahiba
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha. Boy was not in that city. So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his girlfriend. He called her up. Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE ain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho. While delivering florist thought: Ye aajka mera sabse achha customer hai. Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu. So, he gave 34 instead of 24. aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..! :
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Haseen Ladki Raja ke darbar me dance kar rahi thi (Raja bhot badsurat tha) Ladki ne Raja se 1 sawal pucha, Jab Khuda Husn taqsim kar raha tha, Tab Aap kaha the Raja ne gussa na kiya balki Muskurate hue Kaha,Jab TUM Husn ki line me khadi husn le rhi thi, To m Kismat ki Line me khada Kismat le rha tha or Aaj tuj jesi Husn waliya meri gulam h Issi liye shayer kehta hai,"Husn na maang Naseeb maang Ae Dost, Husn waale toh aksar Naseeb walo ke gulam hua karte hai!'
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1st girl: Aaj ke ladko ka koi eitbar nahi.. maii to ab uska muh bhi nahi dekhungi. 2nd girl: Kyu kya hua tumneuse kisi aur ladki ke sath dekhlia? . . . . 1st girl: Nahi usne mujhe kisiaur ladke ke sath dekh lia hai. Jabki woh kal keh raha tha ke woh out of city jaraha hai. Jhutha, Dhokebaaz, Farebi.......:)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Murda Ashiq ki Gujarish- Gaur Farmaiega Mat Nikalo Mera Janaja Us Bewfa Ki Gali Se Wrna Uska Bap Khega Haramkhor,Marte Marte V 1Chakr Lga Gya?
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Aalu ne bhindi ko " I Love U" ka messge kia.... Bhindi ne usy buhat bura bhala kaha aur boli Tum itny moty ho or me itni Smart Aalu ko ya sun ka buhatdukh hua.... Aalu ne us din ka baad itni sabziyan Phansai.. k k k Aj aap dekh saktay hen k Aalu-Ghobi, Aalu- Bengan, Aalu-Palak, Aalu-Matar, Aalu-Gajer, Aalu-Methi, or Bichari Bhindi us din se aaj tak akeli hy KHUMANSINH
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek time meri girlFrnd ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya, Me ghar paucha or bell bajai, Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola, Wo bahut sundar thi, Muskura k boli ap bahut smart ho, Abhi ghar pr koi nhi he. Mai akeli hu,Mai muskraya Or, Apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga, To uski puri family ghar se bahar aa gai or, Meri sharafat ki tarif karte hue, Mujhe gale lagaya or kaha, Hum ko rishta manzur he. Ab mai kya batau? Ke Mai to bike ko lock karne gaya tha...
    • 10 years ago



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  • 1 srdar bullet chala rha tha, sardar activa vali se: kbi bullet chalai hai? Ldki tez krke aage nikl gai. Srdar barabr me aakr... kbi bullet chalai h? Ldki slow ho gai Aage jakr sardar ka accidnt ho gya. Ldki: or chala le bullet. Srdar: kameeni, yhi to puch rha tha, chlai h to bta de break kaise lagte hain. Huhuhahaha
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Kishan 1 Murga Leke Aaya. Us Murge Ne Aate Hi 150 Murgiyo Ko Ch*d Diya. Ye Dekh Kar Kishan Bahut Khush Hua. Sham Tak Us Murge Ne Sari Batakho (Duck) Or Baki Janwaro Ko B Ch*d Diya, Ye Dekhkar Kishan Kuch Pareshan Hua. Agle Din Jab Subah Hui To Murga Khet Me Mara Pda Tha Or Upar Giddh Mandra Rhe The. Use Dekhkar Kishan Bola, "Mar Gaya Bh*sdi K, Harkate B To Teri Aisi Thi" Tabhi Murge Ne Ek Aankh Kholi Or Bola "Chup Madarch*d Inme Se Ek Ko Niche To Aane De.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Heart touching must read:) Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha. Boy was not in that city. So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his girlfriend. He called her up. Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE ain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho. While delivering florist thought: Ye aajka mera sabse achha customer hai. Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu. So, he gave 34 instead of 24. aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..! :D
    • 10 years ago



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  • CUTE story.. KG boy - tu mujhse shadi kalegi?? KG girl- nhi.. KG boy - kalle na.. KG girl - me ni talungi.. KG boy - kalle na plssss.. KG girl - mujhe ni kalni.. KG boy - tal na tujhe eclairs khilaunga.. KG girl - Yehi to problem h tisi aul se dairymilk ki bat ho dayi hai.. #moral- girls bachpan se smart hoti hai...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek baar ek hi colege ke kuch professors & principle ek saath aeroplane me baithe the , . tabhi ek announcement hoti hai, ye plane aapke hi collage ke students ne banaya hai . . sabhi professor plane se bhaag jate he mgr... Principle nhi bhaagta? sabhi log bolte he aapko darr nhi lagata? . . principle-muze mere students par pura bharosa hai Plane start hi nhi hoga :
    • 10 years ago



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  • Utrakhand me Fansi ek Beti ne apni Maa se Pucha:"Maa Radio pe Suna India Jeet Gai, jo Khel rae the Unhe 1 crore pe Mila" Maa Boli: Haa Beti sarkar kehti hai"wo Desh k Liye khel rae hai.. isiliye" Beti Asmaan me Helicopter pe Latakte Jawaan ko Dekh ke boli:"Maa Kya Inhe bhi 1 crore??" Maa:"Naa Beti Naa Hamare yaha Balle se khelne wale ko Inaam Milta hai Jaan pe khelne wale ko nai" proud on Indian Army...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bacha:- Bhagwan Kare Teacher Ki Zuban Cut Jaye. Roz Roz Dant Ti Hai. Next Day Zuban Cut Gai.. Bacha :- Bhagwan Kare Master Ka Hath Toot Jaye. Tang Krta Hai. Bahut Marta Hai. Next Day Hath Toot Jata Hai... Bacha :- Bhagwan Mere Baap Ko Utha Le. Bahut Marte Hai. Next Day Baap Ghar Aate Hain, Bacha :- Papa Aapko Kuch Nahi Hua? Baap :- Nahi Kyo Bacha :- Maa Kahan Hain.? Baap :- Pados Me Sharma Uncle Ki Death Ho Gai Hai, Wahan Gayi Hain.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Love Story Of A School Boy: "I Never Did My Homework, 2 Get Punishment Of Standing In Front Of My Angel"s Bench, 2 See Her The Whole Period"
    • 10 years ago



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  • Bacha:- Bhagwan kare teacher ki zuban cut jaye. Roz roz dant ti hai. Next day zuban cut gai.. Bacha :- Bhagwan kare master ka hath toot jaye. Tang krta hai... bahut marta hai. Next day hath toot jata hai... Bacha :- Bhagwan mere BAAP ko utha le. Bahut marte hai. Next day baap ghar aate hain, Bacha :- Papa Aapko kuch nahi hua ?? . Baap :- Nahi kyo Bacha :- Maa kahan hain...?? Baap :- pados me SHARMA uncle ki death ho gai hai, wahan Gayi hain.. jo samajh gaya wo LiKE thok Do..:-
    • 10 years ago



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  • k Bachche Ne Shankar Bhagwanji Se Cycle Mangi, Pr Use Cycle Nahi Mili To Usne Mandir Se Ganesh Murti Churai Aur Ek Letter Rakh Diya Agar Bachcha Wapis Chahiye To Cycle Le Anaa.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Zindgi k 5 sach.... Sach no 1: " maa k siwa koi wafadar nhi.. Sach no. 2: " gareeb ka koi dost nahi. sach no. 3: " log acchi seerat ko nahi achi surat ko tarjeeh dete hai. Sach no 4: " izzat sirf paise ki hai insaan ki nahi. Sach no 5: " insaan jis shakhs ko dil se Chahta ho wohi shakhs dukh dard deta hai Agree...???
    • 10 years ago



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