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  • k Bachche Ne Shankar Bhagwanji Se Cycle Mangi, Pr Use Cycle Nahi Mili To Usne Mandir Se Ganesh Murti Churai Aur Ek Letter Rakh Diya Agar Bachcha Wapis Chahiye To Cycle Le Anaa.
    • 10 years ago



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  • मुट्ठी भर चने खाकर बाप एक लोटा पानी पी लेता है, अपने बच्चे के महकते टिफिन को सूंघकर वह जी लेता है| धूप में रिक्शा खींचकर कमाये चंद रुपयों से वह, आईएएस की तैयारी करते बेटे के लिए घी लेता है| बच्चों को न तरसने दिया जिसने कपड़ों के लिए, फटे हुए पाजामे को चुपके से वह बाप सी लेता है| जो भी बना है घर में सब औलादों को परोसकर, अपने लिए वह भूखा बाप छोटी सी तस्तरी लेता है| उसकी जेब से बरसते हैं चॉकलेट और बिस्कीट, बच्चों की मासूम हंसी में हीं वह अपनी खुशी समझता हं़
    • 10 years ago



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  • DAD: Jyotishi ji mujhe kaise pata chal sakta hai ki mera beta future mein kya banega? JYOTISHI: aap uske table pe Cigarette, Beer,Paiso ki Gaddi aur Books rakh do. Unme se jo wo uthaega wahi banega. DAD: ok Agle din Beta Aaya. Table dekhi. Paiso ki Gaddi uthake jeb mein rakhi, Cigarette pi, Beer chhupa li, Aur Books hath mein leke ghar se chala gaya. DAD: Us nalayak ne to sab kuchh leliya! JYOTISHI: Sir Mubarak Ho!! Aapka beta ENGINEER banega! :)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Bachche Ne Shankar Bhagwanji Se Cycle Mangi, Pr Use Cycle Nahi Mili To Usne Mandir Se Ganesh Murti Churai Aur Ek Letter Rakh Diya Agar Bachcha Wapis Chahiye To Cycle Le Anaa.
    • 10 years ago



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  • ek ladka tha wo kisi se nhi darta tha fir bhi na jane kiu wo dar dar ke rahat tha raat me sota or utha utha kar rota tha na jane kiu wo kisi se na darte hue bhi wo darta tha maa puchhati par wo kuchha na kehta tha or akele me ja kar wo bahut hi jada rota tha ab usne bta bhi karn sabse chhod dia tha na jane wo kis se darta tha . ek din wo mar gya , or uski diary me likha tha wo english se darta tha . or likha tha mujhe maf kar dena maa papa .
    • 10 years ago



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  • Doctor Pagal se: Tum Pagal Q huey? Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva se Shadi ki, Uski Jawan Beti se Mere Baap ne Shadi ki Yu Meri wo Beti meri Maa ban gai Un k ghar Beti hui To wo meri Behn hui Magar main uski Naani ka pati tha Is liye wo meri Nathn hui. Isi Tarha mera Beta apni Daadi kaBhai ban gaya Or main apne Bete ka Bhanja aur Mera Baap mera Damaad ban gaya Aur mera Beta apne Dada ka Sala ban gaya aur Dr: Abey chup kar saale Kya mujhe b Pagal krega..?
    • 10 years ago



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  • MUST READ: Arre Hame to apno ne luta tha... Gairo me kahan dum tha... Meri haddi wahan tuti jaha hospital band tha. mujhe us ABULANCE Me dala jiska petrol kum tha. Mujhe RIKSHE Me isliye bithaya kyu ki uska kiraya kam tha.. Mujhe doctron ne uthaya. nurson me kaha dum tha.. Mujhe us bed pe litaya. Jiske neeche BOMB Tha... Mujhe bomb se udaaya, goli me kaha dum tha.. Aur COLLEGE Me Dafnaya Kyuki KABARISTAAN Me FUNCTION THA... Lol...!:)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Lettr to principal.Salaam saale!, yeh bata kaun haram khor papr set karta h.. Kamino,stdnts ki jaan nikal jati h. Upar se kutte paper checkng to aise karta h jaise apni maa ki maut ka badla le rha ho.. Aisa sylbus banaya h jaise tumhare yahan toh haram khor sab topper hi janme h. tera baap b is papr mei pass nai hoga. tu khud is papr mein 10 bar fail hoga. tu kabhi bahar mil sale..bataunga tujhe... Urs faithfully,(pagal hu jo apna naam likhunga)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ye 1 Darawni Kahani Hai, Kamjor Dil Wale Ise Na Pade..!! Barsat Ki 1 Raat Me 1 Budha Aadmi Hath Me 1kitab Bechne Ke Liye Khda Tha, 1 Aadmi Aaya Aur Usne Vo Kitab 3000/- Mein Kharid Li Budhe Aadmi Ne Kitab De Ke Kaha: Jab Tk Koi Musibat Na Aye Kitab Ka Last Page Mat Dekna. Aadmi Ne Kitab Puri Pad Li Lekin Dar Ke Karan Last Page Nahi Khola. 1 Din Usse Raha Nahi Gaya Aur Last Page Khol Ke Dekh Hi Liya Aur Sadme Se Mar Gya.. Last Page Par Likha Tha.. . . . Mrp-rs 15/- Only!
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Rajkumar Ko Shraap Mila Tha.. Ki Wo Ek Saal Me Ek Word Hi Bol Sakta Tha. To Wo 3 Saal Tak Kuch Nahi Bolaa "OR" Wo 3 Saal Tak Intjaar Karta Raha keval Ek Rajkumari Ko I Love You Bolne Ke Lie...! . . Jb Usne Ye Word Bole To Rajkumari Ne Kaha... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Mai Sun Nahi Paayi. Plz Repeat Kro....!♣
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek time meri Girlfriend ne mujhe apne ghar bulaya, Mai ghar pahucha aur bell bajai, Uski choti sister ne darwaza khola, Wo bahut sundar thi, Muskura k boli aap bahut smart ho, Abhi ghar par koi nahi hai. Mai akeli hu, Mai muskuraya aur, Apni bike ki taraf wapas jane laga, To uski puri family ghar se bahar aa gayi aur, Meri sharafat ki tareef karte huey, Mujhe gale lagaya aur kaha, Hum ko rishta manzur h. Ab mai kya batau...?? . . Ki Mai to bike ko lock karne gaya tha.
    • 10 years ago



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  • Read This Funny Story : . . Ek din ek kutta jungle main raasta kho gaya. Tabhi usne dekha ek sher uski taraf aa raha hai. Kutte ki saans ruk gayi. "Aaj to kaam tamaam mera!" Phir usne saamne kuchh sookhi haddiyan padi dekhi. Woh aate hue sher ki taraf peeth kar ke baith gaya aur ek sookhi hadii ko choosne laga aur zor zor se bolne laga, "wah! Sher ko khaane ka mazaa hi kuch aur hai. Ek aur mil jaaye to poori daawat ho jayegi!" Aur usne zor se dakaar mara. . Is baar sher soch mein pad gayaa, Usne socha "ye kutta to sher ka shikar karta hai! Jaan bacha kar bhago!" Ped par baitha ek Bandar yeh sab tamasha dekh raha tha. Usne socha yeh mauka achhahai sher ko saari kahani bata deta hoon isse sher se dosti ho jayegi aur zindagi bhar ke liye jaan ka khatra dur ho jayega ! . Woh fatafat sher ke pichhe bhaaga. Kutte ne Bandar ko jaate huedekh liya ! . Udhar Bandar ne sher ko sab bata diya ki kaise kutte ne use bewakoof banaya hai. Sher ne zor se kaha, "chal mere saath abhi uski leela khatam karta hoon", aur Bandar ko apni peeth par baitha kar sher kutte ki taraf lapka. ! ! Can u imagine the quick management by the DOG..?? . . . . Kutte ne sher ko aate dekha to ek baar phir uski taraf peeth karke baith gaya aur zor zor se bolne laga, . . . . . . . . "Is Bandar ko bheje huye 1 ghanta ho gaya, saala ek sher fasaa kar nahi la saka..!!" :)
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha. Boy was not in that city. So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for his girlfriend. He called her up. Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE ain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho. While delivering florist thought: Ye aajka mera sabse achha customer hai. Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu. So, he gave 34 instead of 24. aur aaj tak ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK-UP kyu hua..! :
    • 10 years ago



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  • Touching Story. Ek Ladka Or Ek Ladki Dono Bohat Pyaar Karte The. Par Unke Ghrwalo Ko Unka Pyaar Pasand Nahi Tha. To Un Dono Ne Ek Sat Marne Ka Plan Banaya. Wo Dono Ek Badi Bulding Par Gaye Pahale Ladki Ne Chalang Lagai. . Or . . . . . . . . . . . Usi Time Shaktimaan Wahi Se Gujar Raha Tha. To Kya Shaktimaan Us Ladki Ko Bacha Payega.. Janane K Liye Dekhte Rahiye Shaktimaan..
    • 10 years ago



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  • Techer: Homework kyu nahi kiya? Student: TV Dekh Raha Tha...Mood Nahi Tha... Teacher:(Slap) Batamiz muh pe jawab deta hai? Student: Kyu Sach ka Sabak sikhaye.. Jab sach sun bhi na paye... Sach koi bole to tu Niyam Kanun bataye.. Tera dar, Tera pyar, Teri wah, Tu hi Rakh, Rakh Saali.. SADDA HAq AitHe RakH... SADDA HAq AitHe RakH...
    • 10 years ago



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  • Manzile B Us ki Thi OR Rasta B Usi Ka Tha Ek Main Akela Tha Kafila B Usi Ka Tha. Sath-Sath Chalne ki Kasam B Us ki Thi Phir Rasta Badalne ka Feslah B Usi Ka Tha Aaj Kiun Akela Hon Dil Sawal Karta Hai Log To Us Ke The Kiya Kantawali B Usi Ki Thi ? TO KANTAWALI BOLI-- Use Yaar Banane Ki Galti B Teri Thi.. Us Par Yakin Karne Ka Khyal B Tera Tha... Use Kyu Gum Hoga Tere Jane Ka...? Kyuki Sachha Pyar Uska Nahi,,,, Sachha Pyar To Sirf Tera Tha....!
    • 10 years ago



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  • kabhi ajao tum pal bhar ko . . Ek Thi Rani . . Donon Mar Gaye Khatam Kahani. - - - - - Neechay Kya Lash Dhoond Rahay Ho?? Bola Na Kahani Khat
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek ladki thi deewani si . . . facebook pe hi milti thi . . . Nazrain jhuka ke . . . Sharma ke . . . facebook mein jaane kya dekha karti thi! . . . Kuchh kehana tha shaayad usko . . . Par jaane kis se darti thi . . . Jab bhi online me milti thi mujhse . . . Yehi poochha karti thi . . . . . Yeh online kyun hota hai, Yeh online kyun hota hai . . . . . . aur main sirf yehi kahta tha Jab hum kisi ko dil se yaad karte hai aur woh humse dur hota hai, tab hum online ho kar uske dil ke karib aa sakte hai
    • 10 years ago



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  • Ek Budhe Aadmi Ne Socha Ki Meri Biwi Ko Shayad Sun Na Kam Ho Gaya Hai So Check Karne Ke Liye Ek Din Uske Piche Gaya Aur Bola Buddha:"Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun RahiHo?" Koi Jawab Nahi Aya, Vo Thoda Sa Aur Aage Gaya Aur Fir Bola Buddha: "Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun Rahi Ho?" Is Bar Bhi Koi Jawab Nahi Aya, Vo Bilkul Uske Kareeb Chala Gaya Aur Bola Buddha: "Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun Rahi Ho?" Budhi Chillate Hue: “bhootni Ke, Ye Teesri Baar Haan Bol
    • 10 years ago



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