Ek Haseen Ladki Raja ke darbar
me dance kar rahi thi (Raja
bhot
badsurat tha)
Ladki ne Raja se 1 sawal pucha, Jab
Khuda Husn taqsim kar
raha tha, Tab Aap kaha the
Raja ne gussa na kiya balki
Muskurate hue Kaha,Jab TUM
Husn ki line me khadi husn le
rhi thi, To m Kismat ki Line me
khada Kismat le rha tha or Aaj
tuj jesi Husn waliya meri
gulam
h Issi liye shayer kehta
hai,"Husn na maang Naseeb maang
Ae Dost,
Husn waale toh aksar Naseeb
walo ke gulam hua karte
hai!'
1 Ladke Ko Ladki Se Pyar Ho Gya Lekin
Ladki Ne Use Thukra Dia
.
Ladke Ne Kaha Tum 10 Din K Andar
Mujhse Mohbbat Ka Iqrar Karo Gi
.
.
Or Ladka Din Rat Barish Me Dhoop Me
Us K Ghar K Samne Khada Raha
.
9 Din K Bad Ladki Ko Sach Me Ladke Ki
Mohbbat Ka Ahsas Ho Gya Us Ne Socha
Subah Pyar Ka Iqrar Krungi Lekin Jab
Wo Ladke Ko Milne Gayi To Ladka Use
Wahan Na Mila Aur 1 Kagaz Mila Jis Par
Likha Tha
*
*
Tere Chakkr Main Teri Bahen Set Ho
Gayi Hai
.
.
Sorry Saali Sahiba
Pappu aur uske dost Ne do
Ghode khareede.
.
.
Baat Ye hui ki kaunsa Ghoda Kis
ka hai ?
.
Pappu : Main Apne Ghode ki
Dum kat deta hon! Ye
Nishani Hogi.
.
Subha dekha to Doosre Ghode ki
Dum bhi kisi Ne Kaat Di.
.
Pappu : aaj Main apne Ghode Ka
Kaan Kaat deta hun..
.
Agli subha doosre Ghode ka bhi
Kaan Kata hua tha. Dono bade pareshan ki
Ab Kya
Kiya Jaaye !
.
.
Bahut Soch vichar ke baad
Pappu bola:
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.
.
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Chal chhor yar Safed ghoda tera
Kala ghoda Mera.
Ek ladki thi deewani si
.
.
.
facebook pe hi milti thi
.
.
.
Nazrain jhuka ke
.
.
.
Sharma ke
.
.
.
facebook mein jaane kya dekha karti thi!
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Kuchh kehana tha shaayad usko
.
.
.
Par jaane kis se darti thi
.
.
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Jab bhi online me milti thi mujhse
.
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.
Yehi poochha karti thi
.
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.
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Yeh online kyun hota hai,
Yeh online kyun hota hai
.
.
.
.
.
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aur main sirf yehi kahta tha
Jab hum kisi ko dil se yaad karte hai
aur woh humse dur hota hai, tab hum
online ho kar uske dil ke karib
aa sakte hai
Bacha:- Bhagwan Kare Teacher Ki
Zuban Cut Jaye. Roz Roz Dant Ti Hai.
Next Day Zuban Cut Gai..
Bacha :- Bhagwan Kare Master Ka
Hath Toot Jaye. Tang Krta Hai.
Bahut Marta Hai.
Next Day Hath Toot Jata Hai...
Bacha :- Bhagwan Mere Baap Ko
Utha Le.
Bahut Marte Hai.
Next Day Baap Ghar Aate Hain,
Bacha :- Papa Aapko Kuch Nahi Hua?
Baap :- Nahi Kyo
Bacha :- Maa Kahan Hain.?
Baap :- Pados Me Sharma Uncle Ki
Death Ho Gai Hai,
Wahan Gayi Hain.
Ek pagal roz yehi kehta tha-
Gulti banaunga, panchi ko marunga..
6 month pagal khane me treatment k baad
Dr. ne pucha- Ab kya karoge?
Pagal- Shadi
Dr.-phir? Pagal-Suhagrat
Dr.-good, phir?Pagal-Sari utarunga
Dr.-phir?Pagal-Blouse utarunga
Dr.-Oh no! phir?Pagal-Br* be utarunga
Dr.-My god, Phir?Pagal-Phir kya!
Br* k elastic se GULTi banaunga or
Panchi Ko Marunga.
Dr.-Oh my gudnes
Sala 2 to perfct pagal hai re..
Story of MATH.
Aj se 300 years pahle MATH bohat masom aur piyara tha.
Ek din kuch badmash studnts ne MATH ko bohat mara yahan tak k Math ki akhri Sans thi marty marty sub students ko bad dua de gya.
Aur
Ye keh ker is dunia se chala gya k mein to ja raha hoon lekin
MATHS
M = Meri
A = Aatma
T = Tumhe
H = Hamesha
S = Sataye gi
Aaj bhi math ki aatma bhatak rahi hay or saray students ko sata rahi hay or hamesha satati rahegi..
Fwd 2 all studnts.;)
Ek Budhe Aadmi Ne Socha Ki Meri
Biwi Ko Shayad Sun Na Kam Ho
Gaya Hai
So Check Karne Ke Liye Ek Din Uske
Piche Gaya Aur Bola
Buddha:"Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun
RahiHo?"
Koi Jawab Nahi Aya,
Vo Thoda Sa Aur Aage Gaya Aur Fir
Bola
Buddha: "Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun
Rahi Ho?"
Is Bar Bhi Koi Jawab Nahi Aya,
Vo Bilkul Uske Kareeb Chala Gaya
Aur Bola
Buddha: "Janu, Kya Tum Mujhe Sun
Rahi Ho?"
Budhi Chillate Hue: “bhootni Ke, Ye
Teesri Baar Haan Bol
Ek Aalu ne bhindi ko " I Love U"
ka messge kia....
Bhindi ne usy buhat bura bhala kaha aur boli
Tum itny moty ho
or me itni Smart
Aalu ko ya sun ka buhatdukh hua....
Aalu ne us din ka baad itni sabziyan Phansai..
k
k
k
Aj aap dekh saktay hen
k
Aalu-Ghobi,
Aalu- Bengan,
Aalu-Palak,
Aalu-Matar,
Aalu-Gajer,
Aalu-Methi,
or
Bichari Bhindi us din se aaj tak akeli hy KHUMANSINH
मुट्ठी भर चने खाकर बाप एक लोटा पानी पी लेता है,
अपने बच्चे के महकते टिफिन को सूंघकर वह जी लेता है|
धूप में रिक्शा खींचकर कमाये चंद रुपयों से वह,
आईएएस की तैयारी करते बेटे के लिए घी लेता है|
बच्चों को न तरसने दिया जिसने कपड़ों के लिए,
फटे हुए पाजामे को चुपके से वह बाप सी लेता है|
जो भी बना है घर में सब औलादों को परोसकर,
अपने लिए वह भूखा बाप छोटी सी तस्तरी लेता है|
उसकी जेब से बरसते हैं चॉकलेट और बिस्कीट,
बच्चों की मासूम हंसी में
हीं वह अपनी खुशी समझता हं़
Ek Chaor Ameer Aadmi Ke Ghar
Chori Karne Gaya Tijori Par
Likha Tha Tijori Todne Ki
Jarorat Nahi Hai 452 No Prees
Karke Samne Wala Lal Batan
Dabaye Jaise Hi Batan Daba
Alaram Baja Aur Police Aagye..
Jate Jate Chor Seth Se Bola.
Ab Mera Inshanyat Se Bharosh
Uth Gaya Hai..
Doctor Pagal se:
Tum Pagal Q huey?
Pagal: Maine 1 Vidhva se Shadi ki,
Uski Jawan Beti se Mere Baap ne Shadi
ki
Yu Meri wo Beti meri Maa ban gai Un k ghar Beti hui To wo meri Behn hui
Magar main uski Naani ka pati tha
Is liye wo meri Nathn hui.
Isi Tarha mera Beta apni Daadi kaBhai
ban gaya Or main apne Bete ka Bhanja
aur Mera Baap mera Damaad ban gaya
Aur mera Beta apne Dada ka Sala ban
gaya aur
Dr: Abey chup kar saale
Kya mujhe b Pagal krega..?
Ek baar ek hi colege ke kuch
professors & principle ek
saath aeroplane me baithe
the ,
.
tabhi ek announcement hoti hai,
ye plane aapke hi collage ke
students ne
banaya hai
.
. sabhi professor plane se
bhaag jate he
mgr... Principle nhi bhaagta?
sabhi log bolte he aapko darr
nhi
lagata? .
.
principle-muze mere students
par pura
bharosa hai
Plane start hi nhi hoga :
MUST READ:
Arre Hame to apno ne luta tha...
Gairo me kahan dum tha...
Meri haddi wahan tuti jaha
hospital band tha.
mujhe us ABULANCE Me dala
jiska petrol kum tha.
Mujhe RIKSHE Me isliye bithaya
kyu ki uska kiraya kam tha..
Mujhe doctron ne uthaya.
nurson me kaha dum tha..
Mujhe us bed pe litaya.
Jiske neeche BOMB Tha...
Mujhe bomb se udaaya,
goli me kaha dum tha..
Aur COLLEGE Me Dafnaya Kyuki
KABARISTAAN Me FUNCTION THA...
Lol...!:)
Lettr to principal.Salaam saale!,
yeh bata kaun haram khor papr set karta h..
Kamino,stdnts ki jaan nikal jati h.
Upar se kutte paper checkng to aise karta h
jaise apni maa ki maut ka badla le rha ho..
Aisa sylbus banaya h jaise tumhare yahan toh
haram khor sab topper hi janme h.
tera baap b is papr mei pass nai hoga.
tu khud is papr mein 10 bar fail hoga.
tu kabhi bahar mil sale..bataunga tujhe...
Urs faithfully,(pagal hu jo apna naam likhunga)