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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.

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Well, you know, I think the American people are sacrificing now. I think they're waiting in airport lines longer than they've ever had before.

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I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours.

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To stimulate creativity one must develop childlike inclination for play and the childlike desire for recognition.

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I think we agree, THE PAST IS OVER.

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Keep good relations with the Grecians.

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Men ought to find the difference between saltiness and bitterness. Certainly, he that hath a satirical vein, as he maketh others afraid of his wit, so he had need be afraid of others' memory.

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They want the federal government controlling the Social Security, like it's some kind of federal program.

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We will keep a commitment to pluralism and not discriminate for or against Methodist or Mormons or Muslims or good people with no faith at all.

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There's no such thing as legacies. At least, there is a legacy, but I'll never see it.

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'Tis a superstition to insist on a special diet. All is made at last of the same chemical atoms.

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The woman who knew that I had dyslexia - I never interviewed her.

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She's just trying to make sure Anthony gets a good meal - Antonio.

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Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicine as we used to know it.

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Think about that. Two hundred and eighty-five new or expanded programs, $2 trillion more in new spending, and not one new bureaucrat to file out the forms or answer the phones?

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Whatever it took to help Taiwan defend theirself.

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The senator has got to understand if he's going to have - he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road.

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But the true threats to stability and peace are these nations that are not very transparent, that hide behind the-that don't let people in to take a look and see what they're up to. They're very kind of authoritarian regimes. The true threat is whether or not one of these people decide, peak of anger, try to hold us hostage, ourselves; the Israelis, for example, to whom we'll defend, offer our defenses; the South Koreans.

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A college of wit-crackers cannot flout me out of my humor. Dost thou think I care for a satire or an epigram?

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Zen... does not confuse spirituality with thinking about God while one is peeling potatoes. Zen spirituality is just to peel the potatoes.

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