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There is a foolish corner in the brain of the wisest man.

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The reason we want to go on and on is because we live in an impoverished present.

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We have really everything in common with America nowadays, except, of course, language.

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Knavery and flattery are blood relations.

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We come before God to pray for the missing and the dead, and for those who loved them... Our purpose as a nation is firm, yet our wounds as a people are recent and unhealed and lead us to pray... This world he created is of moral design. Grief and tragedy and hatred are only for a time. Goodness, remembrance, and love have no end, and the Lord of life holds all who die and all who mourn... Neither death nor life nor angels nor principalities, nor powers nor things present nor things to come nor height nor depth can separate us from God's love.

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I've got a great sense of where I want to lead and I'm comfortable with why I'm running. And, you know, the call on that speech was, beware. This is going to be a tough campaign.

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I understand religion is a walk, it's a journey. And I fully recognize that I'm a sinner, just like you.

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It is not Reaganesque to support a tax plan that is Clinton in nature.

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We're now interested in finding those who may attack America and arrest them before they do. We've had over nearly a thousand people have been detained in America and questioned about their motives and their intentions.

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And this is my solemn pledge: I will work to build a single nation of justice and opportunity. I know this is in our reach because we are guided by a power larger than ourselves who creates us equal in His image.

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Those of us who spent time in the agricultural sector and in the heartland, we understand how unfair the death penalty is.

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When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us vs them, and it was clear who them was. Today, we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there.

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Really proud of it. A great campaign. And I'm really pleased with the organization and the thousands of South Carolinians that worked on my behalf. And I'm very gracious and humbled.

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First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country.

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We've got a cultural issue in America. We've got to change the whole way the issue is looked at. That's the mission. Some in the political process don't have enough patience for that, and I probably don't either.

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I don't think I'll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women. You can do that: you send away to the Philippines, and they send you a wife. The only thing is, once you're on their mailing list, they keep sending you a relative a month whether you want it or not.

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I read the newspaper.

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They want the federal government controlling the Social Security, like it's some kind of federal program.

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I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well.

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The important question is, how many hands have I shaked?

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