Abraham Lincoln Quotes, Humor Quotes, Two Quotes

I couldn't be two faced. If I had two faces, I wouldn't wear this one.

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This may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about.. when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.

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It is one of the great goals of my administration to invigorate the spirit of involvement and citizenship. We will encourage faith-based and community programs without changing their mission.

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You may say a cat uses good grammar. Well, a cat does -- but you let a cat get excited once; you let a cat get to pulling fur with another cat on a shed, nights, and you'll hear grammar that will give you the lockjaw. Ignorant people think it's the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it's the sickening grammar they use.

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If you look at a group of people that had faith, it's got to be the Jews. They followed Moses through the desert for 40 years with no map. There had to be one guy in the back, like, 'I don't think he knows where he's going.'

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What if God's a woman? Not only am I going to hell, I'll never know why!

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I can't tell you what it's like to be in Europe, for example, to be talking about the greatness of America. But the true greatness of America are the people.

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There's a lot of people in the Middle East who are desirous to get into the Mitchell process. And - but first things first. The - these terrorist acts and, you know, the responses have got to end in order for us to get the framework - the groundwork - not framework, the groundwork to discuss a framework for peace, to lay the - all right.

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They want the federal government controlling the Social Security, like it's some kind of federal program.

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There's Adam Clymer, major league asshole from The New York Times.

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Our new faith-based laws have removed government as a roadblock to people of faith who hear the call.

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When it is a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.

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No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor.

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Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicine as we used to know it.

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Reading is the basics for all learning.

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When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us vs them, and it was clear who them was. Today, we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there.

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Home is important. Its important to have a home.

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Ladies, your happiness is very important to us. You have to understand that. Because when you're happy, you let us touch you.

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This case has had full analyzation and has been looked at a lot. I understand the emotionality of death penalty cases.

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Faith crosses every border and touches every heart in every nation.

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