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Tyrants and dictators will accept no other gods before them. They require disobedience to the First Commandment. They seek absolute control and are threatened by faith in God. They fear only the power they cannot possess - the power of truth. So they resent the living example of the devout, especially the devotion of a unique people chosen by God.

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We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans.

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Faith crosses every border and touches every heart in every nation.

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And ah for a man to arise in me, That the man I am may cease to be!

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I've never not finished a masturbatory session or a pizza. Those are the two things I've never left behind.

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This administration is doing everything we can to end the stalemate in an efficient way. We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end.

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I urge all Texans to answer the call to serve those in need. By volunteering their time, energy or resources to helping others, adults and youngsters follow Christ's message of love and service in thought and deed. Therefore I, George W. Bush, Governor of Texas, do hereby proclaim June 10, 2000, Jesus Day in Texas and urge the appropriate recognition whereof. In official recognition whereof, I hereby affix my signature this 17th day of March, 2000.

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Humor is the great thing, the saving thing after all. The minute it crops up, all our hardnesses yield, all our irritations, and resentments flit away, and a sunny spirit takes their place.

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The Common Law of England has been laboriously built about a mythical figure-the figure of 'The Reasonable Man'.

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There's no such thing as legacies. At least, there is a legacy, but I'll never see it.

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I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for predecessors as well.

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If I'm the president, we're going to have emergency-room care, we're going to have gag orders.

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The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case.

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Let me put it to you this way, I am not a revengeful person.

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Zen... does not confuse spirituality with thinking about God while one is peeling potatoes. Zen spirituality is just to peel the potatoes.

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Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.

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It was just inebriating what Midland was all about then.

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We will allow private and religious groups to compete to provide services in every federal, state and local social program.

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He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.

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This may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about.. when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.

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