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I haven't had a chance to talk, but I'm confident we'll get a bill that I can live with if we don't.

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We're certain there are people that can't stand what America stands for... We're certain there are madmen in this world, and there's terror, and there's missiles and I'm certain of this, too: I'm certain to maintain the peace, we better have a military of high morale, and I'm certain that under this administration, morale in the military is dangerously low.

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I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours.

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The fundamental question is, 'Will I be a successful president when it comes to foreign policy?' I will be, but until I'm the president, it's going to be hard for me to verify that I think I'll be more effective.

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I really appreciate leaders from around the globe who have come to share in prayer with us today. It reminds me that the Almighty God is a God to everybody, every person.

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The inability to forget is far more devastating than the inability to remember.

6 years ago

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All you have shall some day be given. Therefore give now, that the season of giving may be yours and not your inheritors.

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Redefining the role of the United States from enablers to keep the peace to enablers to keep the peace from peacekeepers is going to be an assignment.

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We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself.

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The Senate needs to leave enough money in the proposed budget to not only reduce all marginal rates, but to eliminate the death tax, so that people who build up assets are able to transfer them from one generation to the next, regardless of a person's race.

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I don't remember debates. I don't think we spent a lot of time debating it. Maybe we did, but I don't remember.

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The reason we want to go on and on is because we live in an impoverished present.

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I want to make it clear to people that the idea of putting subliminable messages into ads is ridiculous.

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Zen... does not confuse spirituality with thinking about God while one is peeling potatoes. Zen spirituality is just to peel the potatoes.

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Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by.

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There's been shock waves sent throughout all parts of the nation's economic fabric.

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whenever the literary german dives into a sentence, this is the last you are going to see of him till he emerges on the other side of his atlantic with his verb in his mouth.

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Well, you know, I think the American people are sacrificing now. I think they're waiting in airport lines longer than they've ever had before.

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I confirmed to the prime minister that we appreciate our friendship.

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Our nation must come together to unite.

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