Albert Einstein Quotes, Creativity Quotes, Humor Quotes

To stimulate creativity one must develop childlike inclination for play and the childlike desire for recognition.

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Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.

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It's going to require numerous IRA agents.

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We should fund the armies of compassion, we should not discriminate against faith-based programs.

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He has certainly earned a reputation as a fantastic mayor, because the results speak for themselves. I mean, New York's a safer place for him to be.

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The senator has got to understand if he's going to have - he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road.

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I want you to know that farmers are not going to be secondary thoughts to a Bush administration. They will be in the forethought of our thinking.

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We're certain there are people that can't stand what America stands for... We're certain there are madmen in this world, and there's terror, and there's missiles and I'm certain of this, too: I'm certain to maintain the peace, we better have a military of high morale, and I'm certain that under this administration, morale in the military is dangerously low.

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There needs to be debates, like we're going through. There needs to be townhall meetings. There needs to be travel. This is a huge country.

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My administration has been calling upon all the leaders in the - in the Middle East to do everything they can to stop the violence, to tell the different parties involved that peace will never happen.

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There are psychological repercussions to illness and we need a little more help to get through the effects not only on the afflicted but on the family. And I think there's even a place for humor in that.

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One day in the shower, you figure it out. It's a special day in a man's life. I was like, 'Oh, I found me a hobby.'

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Our democratic faith is more than the creed of our country, it is the inborn hope of our humanity, an ideal we carry but do not own, a trust we bear and pass along. And even after nearly 225 years, we have a long way yet to travel.

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If the East Timorians decide to revolt, Im sure Ill have a statement.

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You know, if you find a person that you've never seen before getting in a crop-duster that doesn't belong to you, report it.

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And this is my solemn pledge: I will work to build a single nation of justice and opportunity. I know this is in our reach because we are guided by a power larger than ourselves who creates us equal in His image.

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I cut my own hair. I got sick of barbers because they talk too much. And too much of their talk was about my hair coming out.

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I would have my secretary of treasury be in touch with the financial centers, not only here but at home.

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They have miscalculated me as a leader.

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Historians are like deaf people who go on answering questions that no one has asked them.

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