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Clumsy jesting is no joke.

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I am mindful that we're all sinners.

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Dubya! What in Tarnation!? Why, I'll tan yer hide fer this!So, what's sex like after fifty, anyway?

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There ought to be limits to freedom.

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About 14 percent of our nation's civilian workforce is foreign-born.

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The secret to humor is surprise.

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The fact that he relies on facts - says things that are not factual - are going to undermine his campaign.

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Diligence is a good thing, but taking things easy is much more restful.

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It was just inebriating what Midland was all about then.

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Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicine as we used to know it.

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I'm also honored to be here with the speaker of the House - just happens to be from the state of Illinois. I'd like to describe the speaker as a trustworthy man. He's the kind of fellow who says when he gives you his word he means it. Sometimes that doesn't happen all the time in the political process.

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I will have a foreign-handed foreign policy.

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It is not Reaganesque to support a tax plan that is Clinton in nature.

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I love that magazine, man - Victoria's Secret - and it comes, like, every three hours.

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That's a chapter - the last chapter - of the 20th ... 20th ... the 21st century that most of us would rather forget. The last chapter of the 20th century. This is the first chapter of the 21st century.

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I cut my own hair. I got sick of barbers because they talk too much. And too much of their talk was about my hair coming out.

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The Senate needs to leave enough money in the proposed budget to not only reduce all marginal rates, but to eliminate the death tax, so that people who build up assets are able to transfer them from one generation to the next, regardless of a person's race.

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The reason we want to go on and on is because we live in an impoverished present.

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The only things that I can tell you is that every case I have reviewed I have been comfortable with the innocence or guilt of the person that I've looked at. I do not believe we've put a guilty ... I mean innocent person to death in the state of Texas.

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I don't have to accept their tenants. I was trying to convince those college students to accept my tenants. And I reject any labeling me because I happened to go to the university.

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