George W. Bush Quotes, Religious Quotes, Humor Quotes

Our plan will not favor religious institutions over nonreligious institutions. As president, I'm interested in what is constitutional and I'm interested in what works.

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Were it not for my little jokes, I could not bear the burdens of this office.

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I talk a lot about women in my act, 'cause let's face it -- if I was hungry, I would talk about food.

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'Tis a superstition to insist on a special diet. All is made at last of the same chemical atoms.

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When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us vs them, and it was clear who them was. Today, we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there.

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You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

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These demands are not open to negotiation or discussion.

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I look to nature because I think the animals are smarter than we are. Animals mate; humans date. There's no dating in the animal kingdom. No dinner, no movie - just a quick sniff, 'Alright, let's go.'

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The person who runs FEMA is someone who must have the trust of the president because the person who runs FEMA is the first voice oftentimes of someone whose life has been turned upside down here's from.

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I am mindful of the difference between the executive branch and the legislative branch. I assured all four of these leaders that I know the difference, and that difference is they pass the laws and I execute them.

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It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade, there's more commerce.

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I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.

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There needs to be debates, like we're going through. There needs to be townhall meetings. There needs to be travel. This is a huge country.

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The fact that he relies on facts - says things that are not factual - are going to undermine his campaign.

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A crime persevered in a thousand centuries ceases to be a crime, and becomes a virtue. This is the law of custom, and custom supersedes all other forms of law.

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The budget caps were busted, mightily so. And we are reviewing with people like Judd Gregg from New Hampshire and others some budgetary reform measures that will reinstate - you know, possibly reinstate budgetary discipline. But the caps no longer - the caps, I guess they're there. But they didn't mean much.

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I don't want nations feeling like that they can bully ourselves and our allies. I want to have a ballistic defense system so that we can make the world more peaceful, and at the same time I want to reduce our own nuclear capacities to the level commiserate with keeping the peace.

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This case has had full analyzation and has been looked at a lot. I understand the emotionality of death penalty cases.

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I hope we get to the bottom of the answer. It's what I'm interested to know.

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You know, if you find a person that you've never seen before getting in a crop-duster that doesn't belong to you, report it.

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