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Lawyers have been known to wrest from reluctant juries triumphant verdicts of acquittal for their clients, even when those clients, as often happens, were clearly and unmistakably innocent.

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Border relations between Canada and Mexico have never been better.

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He doesn't sound like a guy who's done a onesome, let alone a threesome.

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I've changed my style somewhat, as you know. I'm less - I pontificate less, although it may be hard to tell it from this show. And I'm more interacting with people.

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Really proud of it. A great campaign. And I'm really pleased with the organization and the thousands of South Carolinians that worked on my behalf. And I'm very gracious and humbled.

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I thought how proud I am to be standing up beside my dad. Never did it occur to me that he would become the gist for cartoonists.

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I do remain confident in Linda. She'll make a fine labor secretary. From what I've read in the press accounts, she's perfectly qualified.

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But I also made it clear to him [Vladimir Putin] that it's important to think beyond the old days of when we had the concept that if we blew each other up, the world would be safe.

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Well, honor is the subject of my story.

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When you turn your heart and your life over to Christ, when you accept Christ as the savior, it changes your heart.

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Our thoughts are ours, their ends none of our own

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When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us vs them, and it was clear who them was. Today, we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there.

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I think we need not only to eliminate the tollbooth to the middle class, I think we should knock down the tollbooth.

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I mean, these good folks are revolutionizing how businesses conduct their business. And, like them, I am very optimistic about our position in the world and about its influence on the United States. We're concerned about the short-term economic news, but long-term I'm optimistic. And so, I hope investors, you know - secondly, I hope investors hold investments for periods of time - that I've always found the best investments are those that you salt away based on economics.

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I am mindful that we're all sinners.

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Humor, in one form or another, is characteristic of every nation; and reflecting the salient points of social and national life, it illuminates those crowded corners which history leaves obscure.

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It is not Reaganesque to support a tax plan that is Clinton in nature.

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For if you bake bread with indifference, you bake a bitter bread that feeds but half man's hunger.

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Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.

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A community is infinitely more brutalised by the habitual employment of punishment than it is by the occasional occurence of crime.

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