George W. Bush Quotes, Suicide Quotes, Humor Quotes

The suicide bombings have increased. There's too many of them.

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I talk a lot about women in my act, 'cause let's face it -- if I was hungry, I would talk about food.

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I think we need not only to eliminate the tollbooth to the middle class, I think we should knock down the tollbooth.

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My pan plays down an unprecedented amount of our national debt.

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A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other.

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We say to seniors, we understand how important prescription drug coverage, so prescription drugs will be an ingrinable part of the Medicare plan.

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English humor is hard to appreciate, though, unless you are trained to it. The English papers, in reporting my speeches, always put 'laughter' in the wrong place.

6 years ago

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We don't believe in planners and deciders making the decisions on behalf of Americans.

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Anyway, after we go out and work our hearts out, after you go out and help us turn out the vote, after we've convinced the good Americans to vote, and while they're at it, pull that old George W lever, if I'm the one, when I put my hand on the Bible, when I put my hand on the Bible, that day when they swear us in, when I put my hand on the Bible, I will swear to not - to uphold the laws of the land.

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So on behalf of a well-oiled unit of people who came together to serve something greater than themselves, congratulations.

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It is one of the great goals of my administration to invigorate the spirit of involvement and citizenship. We will encourage faith-based and community programs without changing their mission.

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Our priorities is our faith.

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It has sustained me in moments of success and in moments of disappointment. Without it, I'd be a different person. And without it, I doubt I'd be here today.

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We've got a cultural issue in America. We've got to change the whole way the issue is looked at. That's the mission. Some in the political process don't have enough patience for that, and I probably don't either.

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Do I think faith will be an important part of being a good president? Yes, I do.

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We will keep a commitment to pluralism and not discriminate for or against Methodist or Mormons or Muslims or good people with no faith at all.

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I have a different vision of leadership. A leadership is someone who brings people together.

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I am mindful of the difference between the executive branch and the legislative branch. I assured all four of these leaders that I know the difference, and that difference is they pass the laws and I execute them.

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One day in the shower, you figure it out. It's a special day in a man's life. I was like, 'Oh, I found me a hobby.'

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Wit is artificial; humor is natural. Wit is accidental; humor is inevitable. Wit is born of conscious effort; humor, of the allotted ironies of fate. Wit can be expressed only in language; humor can be developed sufficiently in situation.

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