George W. Bush Quotes, Humor Quotes, Political Quotes

Other Republican candidates may retort to personal attacks and negative ads.

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How do you know if you don't measure if you have a system that simply suckles kids through?

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I am mindful that we're all sinners.

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The fact that he relies on facts - says things that are not factual - are going to undermine his campaign.

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The woman who knew that I had dyslexia - I never interviewed her.

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If a person doesn't have the capacity that we all want that person to have, I suspect hope is in the far distant future, if at all.

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I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun.

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About 14 percent of our nation's civilian workforce is foreign-born.

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I got drunk in Canada. I was there for 2 days but I was drunk there for 4 days. I don't know how it worked. I guess it was with the time difference or something.

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My administration has been calling upon all the leaders in the - in the Middle East to do everything they can to stop the violence, to tell the different parties involved that peace will never happen.

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I would have my secretary of treasury be in touch with the financial centers, not only here but at home.

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My administration has been calling upon all the leaders in the - in the Middle East to do everything they can to stop the violence, to tell the different parties involved that peace will never happen.

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The important question is, how many hands have I shaked?

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I do think we need for a troop to be able to house his family. That's an important part of building morale in the military.

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The essence of humor is that it should be unexpected, that it should embody an element of surprise, that it should startle us out of that reasonable gravity which, after all, must be our habitual frame of mind.

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We should fund the armies of compassion, we should not discriminate against faith-based programs.

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I am mindful of the difference between the executive branch and the legislative branch. I assured all four of these leaders that I know the difference, and that difference is they pass the laws and I execute them.

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I mean, these good folks are revolutionizing how businesses conduct their business. And, like them, I am very optimistic about our position in the world and about its influence on the United States. We're concerned about the short-term economic news, but long-term I'm optimistic. And so, I hope investors, you know - secondly, I hope investors hold investments for periods of time - that I've always found the best investments are those that you salt away based on economics.

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I'm hopeful. I know there is a lot of ambition in Washington, obviously. But I hope the ambitious realize that they are more likely to succeed with success as opposed to failure.

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The administration Ill bring is a group of men and women who are focused on whats best for America, honest men and women, decent men and women, women who will see service to our country as a great privilege and who will not stain the house.

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