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  • God told me to strike at al Qaeda and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam [Hussein], which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East. If you help me I will act, and if not, the elections will come and I will have to focus on them.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Humor Quotes , Focus Quotes
  • I assured the prime minister, my administration will work hard to lay the foundation of peace in the Middle - to work with our nations in the Middle East, give peace a chance. Secondly, I told him that our nation will not try to force peace, that we'll facilitate peace and that we will work with those responsible for a peace.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Hard Work Quotes , Humor Quotes
  • If you're a guy, you have absolutely no idea what's going on at any time in the relationship, ever. Here's what you know: you know when you're getting laid, and you know when it's all over. Those are the only two things you're aware of.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Adam Carolla Quotes , Funny Quotes , Humor Quotes