George W. Bush Quotes, Funny Quotes, Humor Quotes

This may sound a little West Texan to you, but I like it. When I'm talking about.. when I'm talking about myself, and when he's talking about myself, all of us are talking about me.

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A college of wit-crackers cannot flout me out of my humor. Dost thou think I care for a satire or an epigram?

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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.

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The only things that I can tell you is that every case I have reviewed I have been comfortable with the innocence or guilt of the person that I've looked at. I do not believe we've put a guilty ... I mean innocent person to death in the state of Texas.

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We learn from history that we learn nothing from history.

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This administration is doing everything we can to end the stalemate in an efficient way. We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end.

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This is still a dangerous world. It's a world of madmen and uncertainty and potential mental losses.

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When you turn your heart and your life over to Christ, when you accept Christ as the savior, it changes your heart.

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Our priorities is our faith.

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God told me to strike at al Qaeda and I struck them, and then he instructed me to strike at Saddam [Hussein], which I did, and now I am determined to solve the problem in the Middle East. If you help me I will act, and if not, the elections will come and I will have to focus on them.

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Since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by.

6 years ago

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Three minutes thought would suffice to find this out; but thought is irksome and three minutes is a long time.

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It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade, there's more commerce.

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Drug therapies are replacing a lot of medicine as we used to know it.

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When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us vs them, and it was clear who them was. Today, we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there.

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Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth.

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I will have a foreign-handed foreign policy.

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The only thing I know about Slovakia is what I learned first-hand from your foreign minister, who came to Texas.

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Conspiracy theories abound in American politics. I don't think we need to be subliminable about the differences between our views on prescription drugs.

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We should - we will - welcome people of faith into the political process... It is essential that believers enter the arena. Your involvement in politics helps determine how well our democracy works. We have finally learned that government programs cannot solve our problems. Government can hand out money, but government cannot put hope in our hearts or a sense of purpose in our lives.

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