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  • I was carrying a beautiful alcoholic conflagration around with me. The thing fed on its own heat and flamed the fiercer. There was no time, in all my waking time, that I didn't want a drink. I began to anticipate the completion of my daily thousand words by taking a drink when only five hundred words were written. It was not long until I prefaced the beginning of the thousand words with a drink.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : Jack London Quotes , Beautiful Quotes , Humor Quotes
  • It's good to see so many friends here in the Rose Garden. This is our first event in this beautiful spot, and it's appropriate we talk about policy that will affect people's lives in a positive way in such a beautiful, beautiful part of our national - really, our national park system, my guess is you would want to call it.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Beautiful Quotes , Humor Quotes
  • We've been able to watch on our television screens sophisticated weaponry find a building; and we've seen dramatic reports from the front where Pulitzer Prize-to-be winning reporters stood up and declared, the United States is attacked, and all that.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Humor Quotes , Winning Quotes
  • It's good to see so many friends here in the Rose Garden. This is our first event in this beautiful spot, and it's appropriate we talk about policy that will affect people's lives in a positive way in such a beautiful, beautiful part of our national - really, our national park system, my guess is you would want to call it.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Beautiful Quotes , Humor Quotes
  • Well, that's going to be up to the pundits and the people to make up their mind. I'll tell you what is a president for him, for example, talking about my record in the state of Texas. I mean, he's willing to say anything in order to convince people that I haven't had a good record in Texas.
    • 5 years ago



    Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Humor Quotes , Mean Quotes