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The woman who knew that I had dyslexia - I never interviewed her.

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How do you know if you don't measure if you have a system that simply suckles kids through?

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I think we agree, THE PAST IS OVER.

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I don't remember debates. I don't think we spent a lot of time debating it. Maybe we did, but I don't remember.

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My pan plays down an unprecedented amount of our national debt.

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It has sustained me in moments of success and in moments of disappointment. Without it, I'd be a different person. And without it, I doubt I'd be here today.

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Cynicism is humor in ill health.

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He has certainly earned a reputation as a fantastic mayor, because the results speak for themselves. I mean, New York's a safer place for him to be.

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The fact that he relies on facts - says things that are not factual - are going to undermine his campaign.

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When I fart my ass makes a trumpet sound that heralds the arrival of the smell.

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I understand small business growth. I was one.

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Humor is the good natured side of a truth.

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The person who runs FEMA is someone who must have the trust of the president because the person who runs FEMA is the first voice oftentimes of someone whose life has been turned upside down here's from.

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I think there is some methodology in my travels.

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I mean, these good folks are revolutionizing how businesses conduct their business. And, like them, I am very optimistic about our position in the world and about its influence on the United States. We're concerned about the short-term economic news, but long-term I'm optimistic. And so, I hope investors, you know - secondly, I hope investors hold investments for periods of time - that I've always found the best investments are those that you salt away based on economics.

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You don't ever ask a barber whether you need a haircut.

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It is one of the great goals of my administration to invigorate the spirit of involvement and citizenship. We will encourage faith-based and community programs without changing their mission.

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I suspect that had my dad not been president, he'd be asking the same questions: How'd your meeting go with so-and-so? . How did you feel when you stood up in front of the people for the State of the Union Address-state of the budget address, whatever you call it.

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As one reads history ... one is absolutely sickened, not by the crimes that the wicked have committed, but by the punishments that the good have inflicted.

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I want to make it clear to people that the idea of putting subliminable messages into ads is ridiculous.

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