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  • I don't think I'll ever meet the perfect woman. I might have to get me one of them mail order women. You can do that: you send away to the Philippines, and they send you a wife. The only thing is, once you're on their mailing list, they keep sending you a relative a month whether you want it or not.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : Adam Ferrara Quotes , Funny Quotes , Humor Quotes
  • We waited for Congress to act. They couldn't act on the issue. So I just went ahead and signed an executive order which will unleash - [applause] - which says the federal agencies will not discriminate against faith-based programs. They ought to welcome the armies of compassion as opposed to turning them away.
  • 5 years ago



    Tags : George W. Bush Quotes , Humor Quotes , Army Quotes