George W. Bush Quotes, Humor Quotes, Thinking Quotes

If he's - the inference is that somehow he thinks slavery is a - is a noble institution I would - I would strongly reject that assumption - that John Ashcroft is a openminded, inclusive person.

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Other Republican candidates may retort to personal attacks and negative ads.

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Mr. Vice President, in all due respect, it is-I'm not sure 80 percent of the people get the death tax. I know this: 100 percent will get it if I'm the president.

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This crusade, this war on terrorism is going to take a while.

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I really appreciate leaders from around the globe who have come to share in prayer with us today. It reminds me that the Almighty God is a God to everybody, every person.

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I dont want to win? If that were the case why the heck am I on the bus 16 hours a day, shaking thousands of hands, giving hundreds of speeches, getting pillared in the press and cartoons and still staying on message to win?

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It is one of the great goals of my administration to invigorate the spirit of involvement and citizenship. We will encourage faith-based and community programs without changing their mission.

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He has certainly earned a reputation as a fantastic mayor, because the results speak for themselves. I mean, New York's a safer place for him to be.

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There is only one thing in life worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about.

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He is like a female llama surprised in her bath.

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There's no question that the minute I got elected, the storm clouds on the horizon were getting nearly directly overhead.

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It's good to see so many friends here in the Rose Garden. This is our first event in this beautiful spot, and it's appropriate we talk about policy that will affect people's lives in a positive way in such a beautiful, beautiful part of our national - really, our national park system, my guess is you would want to call it.

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I do think we need for a troop to be able to house his family. That's an important part of building morale in the military.

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When you turn your heart and your life over to Christ, when you accept Christ as the savior, it changes your heart.

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Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.

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Laura and I really don't realize how bright our children is sometimes until we get an objective analysis.

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I will have a foreign-handed foreign policy.

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A tax cut is really one of the anecdotes to coming out of an economic illness.

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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.

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The reason we want to go on and on is because we live in an impoverished present.

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