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Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.

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Should women be on any pills besides birth control? We should just give them all sugar pills for everything, they're so suggestible.

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Unfairly but truthfully, our party has been tagged as being against things. Anti-immigrant, for example. And were not a party of anti-immigrants. Quite the opposite. Were a party that welcomes people.

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First, we would not accept a treaty that would not have been ratified, nor a treaty that I thought made sense for the country.

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Neither in French nor in English nor in Mexican.

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There's no such thing as legacies. At least, there is a legacy, but I'll never see it.

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A tax cut is really one of the anecdotes to coming out of an economic illness.

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I've changed my style somewhat, as you know. I'm less - I pontificate less, although it may be hard to tell it from this show. And I'm more interacting with people.

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You can teach taste, editorial sense, but the ability to say something funny is something I've never been able to teach anyone.

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If I'm the president, we're going to have emergency-room care, we're going to have gag orders.

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The woman who knew that I had dyslexia - I never interviewed her.

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In every instance when my administration sees a responsibility to help people, we will look first to faith-based institutions, to charities and to community groups that have shown their ability to save and change lives.

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I am mindful that we're all sinners.

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The important question is, how many hands have I shaked?

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The senator has got to understand if he's going to have - he can't have it both ways. He can't take the high horse and then claim the low road.

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Some men are like musical glasses; to produce their finest tones you must keep them wet.

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Can't living with the bill means it won't become law.

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When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world, and you knew exactly who they were. It was us vs them, and it was clear who them was. Today, we are not so sure who the they are, but we know they're there.

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I assured the prime minister, my administration will work hard to lay the foundation of peace in the Middle - to work with our nations in the Middle East, give peace a chance. Secondly, I told him that our nation will not try to force peace, that we'll facilitate peace and that we will work with those responsible for a peace.

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I haven't had a chance to talk, but I'm confident we'll get a bill that I can live with if we don't.

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