Mark Twain Quotes, Humor Quotes, Mean Quotes

Humor, to be comprehensible to anybody, must be built upon a foundation with which he is familiar. If he can't see the foundation the superstructure is to him merely a freak -- like the Flatiron building without any visible means of support -- something that ought to be arrested.

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But I also made it clear to him [Vladimir Putin] that it's important to think beyond the old days of when we had the concept that if we blew each other up, the world would be safe.

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Be as a tower firmly set; Shakes not its top for any blast that blows.

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The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case.

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I thought how proud I am to be standing up beside my dad. Never did it occur to me that he would become the gist for cartoonists.

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I hope we get to the bottom of the answer. It's what I'm interested to know.

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I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit, and once when I won one.

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I dont want to win? If that were the case why the heck am I on the bus 16 hours a day, shaking thousands of hands, giving hundreds of speeches, getting pillared in the press and cartoons and still staying on message to win?

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I've got a great sense of where I want to lead and I'm comfortable with why I'm running. And, you know, the call on that speech was, beware. This is going to be a tough campaign.

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There's been shock waves sent throughout all parts of the nation's economic fabric.

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Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists.

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We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself.

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Tyrants and dictators will accept no other gods before them. They require disobedience to the First Commandment. They seek absolute control and are threatened by faith in God. They fear only the power they cannot possess - the power of truth. So they resent the living example of the devout, especially the devotion of a unique people chosen by God.

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I want to make it clear to people that the idea of putting subliminable messages into ads is ridiculous.

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Presidents, whether things are good or bad, get the blame. I understand that.

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I can't tell you what it's like to be in Europe, for example, to be talking about the greatness of America. But the true greatness of America are the people.

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As young Americans, you have an important responsibility, which is to become good citizens.

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I couldn't be two faced. If I had two faces, I wouldn't wear this one.

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I knew it might put him in an awkward position that we had a discussion before finality has finally happened in this presidential race.

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The most important job is not to be governor, or first lady in my case.

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