George W. Bush Quotes, Heart Quotes, Humor Quotes

Faith crosses every border and touches every heart in every nation.

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Really proud of it. A great campaign. And I'm really pleased with the organization and the thousands of South Carolinians that worked on my behalf. And I'm very gracious and humbled.

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We should fund the armies of compassion, we should not discriminate against faith-based programs.

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You can teach taste, editorial sense, but the ability to say something funny is something I've never been able to teach anyone.

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Three minutes thought would suffice to find this out; but thought is irksome and three minutes is a long time.

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The woman who knew that I had dyslexia - I never interviewed her.

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When it is a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.

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Our democratic faith is more than the creed of our country, it is the inborn hope of our humanity, an ideal we carry but do not own, a trust we bear and pass along. And even after nearly 225 years, we have a long way yet to travel.

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The administration Ill bring is a group of men and women who are focused on whats best for America, honest men and women, decent men and women, women who will see service to our country as a great privilege and who will not stain the house.

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We're now interested in finding those who may attack America and arrest them before they do. We've had over nearly a thousand people have been detained in America and questioned about their motives and their intentions.

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We trust, sir, that God is on our side. It is more important to know that we are on God's side.

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You may say a cat uses good grammar. Well, a cat does -- but you let a cat get excited once; you let a cat get to pulling fur with another cat on a shed, nights, and you'll hear grammar that will give you the lockjaw. Ignorant people think it's the noise which fighting cats make that is so aggravating, but it ain't so; it's the sickening grammar they use.

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The only thing I know about Slovakia is what I learned first-hand from your foreign minister, who came to Texas.

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I have a different vision of leadership. A leadership is someone who brings people together.

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I find no sweeter fat than sticks to my own bones.

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Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do both if it would live forever.

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The only things that I can tell you is that every case I have reviewed I have been comfortable with the innocence or guilt of the person that I've looked at. I do not believe we've put a guilty ... I mean innocent person to death in the state of Texas.

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Then there's the in-between, not a lipstick lesbian, not a butch dyke. I think that is what I'd be, a sweatpants lesbian.

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I understand religion is a walk, it's a journey. And I fully recognize that I'm a sinner, just like you.

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I knew it might put him in an awkward position that we had a discussion before finality has finally happened in this presidential race.

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