George W. Bush Quotes, Humor Quotes, Texas Quotes

I was raised in the West. The west of Texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than Washington, D.C., is close to California.

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Cynicism is humor in ill health.

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It's going to require numerous IRA agents.

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You saw the president yesterday. I thought he was very forward-leaning, as they say in diplomatic nuanced circles.

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We've got a cultural issue in America. We've got to change the whole way the issue is looked at. That's the mission. Some in the political process don't have enough patience for that, and I probably don't either.

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It is incredibly presumptive for somebody who has not yet earned his party's nomination to start speculating about vice presidents.

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You know, if you find a person that you've never seen before getting in a crop-duster that doesn't belong to you, report it.

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To date, we've arrested or otherwise dealt with many key commanders of al Qaeda... All told, more than 3,000 suspected terrorists have been arrested in many countries. Many others have met a different fate. Let's put it this way - they are no longer a problem to the United States and our friends and allies.

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If the East Timorians decide to revolt, Im sure Ill have a statement.

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About 14 percent of our nation's civilian workforce is foreign-born.

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I understand religion is a walk, it's a journey. And I fully recognize that I'm a sinner, just like you.

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I believe God did create the world. And I think we're finding out more and more and more as to how it actually happened.

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You subscribe politics to it. I subscribe freedom to it.

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The suicide bombings have increased. There's too many of them.

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It is very simple to be happy, but it is very difficult to be simple.

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The students at Yale came from all different backgrounds and all parts of the country. Within months, I knew many of them.

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If a person doesn't have the capacity that we all want that person to have, I suspect hope is in the far distant future, if at all.

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When you turn your heart and your life over to Christ, when you accept Christ as the savior, it changes your heart.

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Mmm, tastes like hepatitis!

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The reason we want to go on and on is because we live in an impoverished present.

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